Me want this!
Oh, uh--
Me want this!
I--
Me want this!
I-
[LAUGHING]
I think-- I think it's a cookie.
Is it a cookie?
Yes, yes, yes, cookie!
All right!
The neighbor who lived across the street from you guys,
always smiling, never wearing clothes.
Um, it's ugly Tom.
Not pretty.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ugly, ugly Tom.
Not wearing clothes.
He has never clothes on.
Ugly [BLEEP]
Well, he doesn't have clothes on.
Ugly naked guy!
[BEEPING]
Ohh.
We're going to have a baby over here if you don't hurry up.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hi, Cookie Monster!
Hi, Ellen!
How are you?
Hi!
Oh, me terrific!
How are you?
Me terrific as well.
You terrific, too.
Me happy to see you.
Me happy to see you!
Oh, that's great.
So we're going to play a round of this game,
and you're going to give me the clues and I'm going to guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me love this game.
This game made me love playing with me friends and me mommy.
OK, focus, focus, Cookie Monster.
OK, here we go.
3--
All right.
--2, 1.
OK, this up in the sky at night.
At night.
Is it a moon?
Yes, yeah.
All right.
OK, this instrument you play like this.
Lin-lin-lin-lin-lin.
Is it a piano?
Yeah, that's right.
Yep.
Next, oh, this in a tree.
It green, uh it turn--
A leaf?
Is it--
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, this Australian animal has pouch.
Hop, hop.
Is it a kangaroo?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this you eat with it.
It's not a fork, it's a--
A spoon.
Yeah, a spoon.
OK, you're very good at this, Cookie Monster.
Oh, ha, ha, me want this!
Me want this!
Oh, uh--
Me want this!
I-- I think--
I think it's a cookie.
Is it a cookie?
Yes, yes, yes, cookie!
All right, I'll give you a cookie then.
OK.
All right, here you go.
Me got cookie!
Yeah, there you go.
Oh!
Cookie!
Um-num-num-num.
All right.
Oh, oh.
[BEEPING]
You're a model.
You're a model, runway model.
Yep!
All right.
Uh--
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, you're a flight attendant!
You're a seamstress.
You're a fluffer.
You're a hairdresser, hairstylist!
Masseuse, masseur.
You're a basketball player.
You're a waiter.
Oh, you're a psychic, a fortune teller!
[APPLAUSE]
You're a driver, you're a cab driver.
You're a limousine driver.
You're a race-- you're--
you're--
Bus driver.
Bus driver, oh.
That's pretty good, though.
Pretty good.
So we have a fan, an expert, our Audience Department Manager
Corey is going to-- come on over here, Corey.
Corey is going to give you the clues, all right?
And then she's going to give you the clues,
and you're just going to guess, OK?
All right, OK.
The coffee shop you go to every day.
Central Perk.
Yep.
Joey, the actor who plays Joey.
Matt LeBlanc.
Yes.
You're doing very well.
What Ross always says about Rachel when they broke up.
We were on a break!
Yeah.
The theme song to the show.
I'll be there for you.
Yeah.
Your best friend.
Rachel.
Yeah, or well--
Jennifer Aniston!
Yeah.
Phoebe's most famous song about the feline.
Smelly Cat.
Yeah.
Joey's saying, his catch phrase to pick up women.
How you doin'?
The soap opera Joey acted on.
Oh, shoot.
These are the--
"The Days Of Our Lives."
Yes.
OK.
The neighbor who lived across the street from you guys,
always smiling and never wearing clothes.
Ugly Tom.
Not pretty.
Ugly, ugly Tom.
Somebody--
Not wearing clothes, he never has clothes on.
Ugly [BLEEP]
Well, he doesn't have clothes on.
Ugly naked guy!
Um, they say-- Ross says this while lifting
a couch up the stairs with Jennifer and Joey.
Oh, too tight.
It's like something, oh, scootch or something.
Pivot!
That was your thing.
All right.
OK, here we go.
All right.
Uh-- Oh--
Mime.
No.
Push!
Is it--
Push and--
--open doors?
Um, revolving door.
Yes!
Oh, well done.
OK, big change.
Oh, oh.
Seamstress!
Oh, uh--
Waxing somebody!
Waxing, waxing!
Oh.
Dancing, dancing.
Come dance with me.
Dancing With The Stars.
Waltzing, waltz, waltz, waltz.
All right.
Cool.
You're doing wow!
Uhh-- uhh--
What is that?
Gone With The Wind?
Loving.
Loving each other.
Love me, love me do.
Snuggle, snuggie, bedtime!
Get off me!
Humping!
[LAUGHTER]
No!
Uh, love.
Ebony and Ivory!s
Ebony and Ivory!
Sleeping!
Swimming, swimming!
OK, cool.
That was hard.
Yes, yes!
Lipstick, lipstick!
Makeup.
Mirror, mama, mirror!
Miming!
Woo, you're good!
You're going to try to get me to guess a sexy man, I think.
I don't know if they were all Sexiest Men Alive,
but they're sexy men.
And so--
My specialty.
That's why you're going to be so good at it.
All right.
OK.
All right, this dude was the same thing
that I am this year last year.
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Sexiest Man Alive last year.
Who is he?
Ryan Gosling.
What was his name?
No, he's in the movie with the naked people.
Stripper movie.
Uh, "Magic Mike."
Oh, Channing.
Channing Tatum.
Yeah.
This is the guy that everyone wishes was the Sexiest Man
Alive instead of me.
Uh, he--
George Clooney?
The guy you said before.
He was in "The Notebook."
Ryan Gosling.
Yeah, there you go.
This guy is on "The Voice" and he sits--
he's him.
Blake Shelton.
He dances better than anybody on "The Voice."
He's an amazing dancer.
On "The Voice?"
Yeah, but not this season, last season.
Oh, Usher.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Uh, this guy's a quarterback.
He's married to Gizelle and he's a gangster.
Uh, uh-- From the Patriots, right?
Yeah.
Tom Brady.
There you go.
That's me.
Who am I?
Adam Levine.
Yes!
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, he's a friend of mine!
He's a guy.
He's actor.
He's a friend of--
he's a guy?
He's an actor?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
That was--
Oh.
Very nice.
Ah-huh, yeah.
Excited about this day.
Yeah.
I was surprised you weren't in your car on the way home
to check out other cars.
And so since you were still around,
I thought you'd want to play.
I'm loving this.
We are going to play around of Sidekick,
and you two are going to have to get me to guess these clues.
And these are kind of naughty things.
It's called Bad Behavior.
Hmm.
So you work, you work together.
No talking at all.
Just act it out.
OK.
Short on time.
Ohh.
Oh, uh, lap dance.
Flirting.
Yes!
Oh, OK.
Oh, stripping.
Stripping.
Stripper pole.
Strip-- strip poker!
Yes!
I mean, yes.
[LAUGHTER]
Woo.
Oh.
Oh, waxing!
Yes, yes.
Oh, bikini wax.
Yes.
Ah-huh.
Spin the bottle.
Yeah!
I'm sorry I stopped.
That was perfect.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll do this.
Ah-huh.
Spanking?
Ohh.
We're going to have a baby over here if you don't hurry up.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, I'm sorry.
[MUSIC PLAYING]