OKAY, HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO WORK.
I WILL BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US AM IF YOU GUYS
ARE IMPRESSED THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AND DRINK FOR FREE.
IF YOU AREN'T, THAN OUR BAR BOUNCERS, THESE TWO HULKING
BREUTS OVER HERE, THAT WAS THE LEAST SINCERE WHOOO I HAVE EVER
HEARD.
BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT RESPONSE.
THESE MEN WILL THROW THEM OUT OF THE STUDIO NEVER TO RETURN.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME BAR TRICKS?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS.
(APPLAUSE) HELLO, SIR.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> MY NAME IS JOSH HORTON, I'M FROM DALLAS TEXAS.
>> James: OKAY.
NOW WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK.
>> I'M GOING TO MAKE A BASKETBALL TRICK SHOT WITH THIS
POLE BALANCED ON MY HEAD.
>> James: WELL, I THINK WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO SEE THAT.
GO FOR IT, GIVE ME YOUR BEST.
HERE WE GO.
>> HOLD ON.
>> James: NO MAY.
>> YES.
>> James: OH!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH MY WORD!
THAT WAS AMAZING.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS?
YOU GET A FREE DRINK.
HAVE A SEAT AT THE BAR.
WELL DONE.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
HELLO, SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> DOC DIKSON FROM PENNSYLVANIA.
>> James: THANKS FOR JOINING US.
NOW AND WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK?
>> I HAVE THE POWER TO THROW PETSELS AT EACH OTHER WITH GREAT
VELOCITY CAUSING THEM TO LINK TOGETHER.
>> James: OKAY.
OKAY.
WELL, I THINK WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT, WOULDN'T WE, GANG?
I THINK WE WITH LOVE TO SEE THAT.
WAIT, THESE ARE REAL PRETZELS, RIGHT.
>> REGULATION, YES, BAR PRETZELS.
>> James: REGULATION BAR PRETZELS COVERED IN A SLIGHT BIT
OF URINE.
>> IT-- YEAH.
>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
GO FOR IT.
TAKE IT AWAY.
HERE WE GO.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE, WATCH.
LET MAY GET THE STRAW.
YEAH.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS, SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD
HE GO?
HANG ON, HANG ON.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO STAY, CHEER NOW.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO GO, BOO.
OH, IT IS YOU 23457B MUS.
-- UNANIMOUS.
I'M SO SORRY, GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD, IT WAS A GOOD TRICK.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
(APPLAUSE) HELLO, SIR WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M NICK FROM ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA.
>> James: OKAY, NICK, NOW WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK?
>> I'M GOING TO TAKE THESE SPOONS AND FLIP THEM IN THE AIR
AND CATCH THEM IN CUPS.
>> James: OH, LIKE A REAL PROPER BAR TRICK, ALL RIGHT, NOW
LET'S-- OKAY, YEAH, SURE, HOW MANY, SEVEN, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO
FOR IT.
LET'S SEE THIS.
QUITE TENSE, ISN'T IT?
ALL RIGHT, NICK, GO FOR IT.
(APPLAUSE) NICK, THAT WAS AMAZING.
HANG ON.
RIGHT.
THERE IS NO WAY-- YOU ARE STAYING, I'M NOT EVEN ASKING
THEM, THAT WAS AMAZING.
OR WAS IT, LET ME TRY.
HOW ABOUT THIS, IF I DO IT, IF I DO IT, YOU GOT TO LEAVE.
>> SURE.
>> James: IF I DON'T, YOU CAN STAY.
>> 100 PERCENT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: WELL DONE, NICK.
TAKE A SEAT.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CON TES TANLT-- CONTESTANT.
HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M LINDSEY FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS.
>> James: HI, LINDSEY FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS.
AND WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK.
>> I'M GOING TO ROLL UP THIS FRYING PAN WITH JUST MY HANDS.
>> James: JUST WHAT INDEED, SIR, THAT IS A REAL FRYING PAN.
YES.
WHEN YOU SAY ROLL IT UP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
>> LIKE A BORE ITO-- BURRITO, LIKE WE DO IN TEXAS.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S.
>> HOLD THIS.
>> James: GLADLY.
OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH MY GOD!
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
SHOULD SHE STAY?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OF COURSE SHE SHOULD.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
YOU ARE SO STRONG.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
>> DO WE-- I'M GOING TO CRUSH THE APPLE IN MY ARM MUSCLE.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
THAT IS A REGULAR APPLE.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: NO WAY.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: TAKE A SEAT AT THE BAR.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
THAT WAS BAR TRICKS.