All right, Pinhead. Your time is up!
Who you calling Pinhead?
I want to be Dirty Dan!
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
I'm dirty.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
- Ow! - Eh!
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
- Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan.
I'm Dirty Dan.
- I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!
I'm Dirty Dan!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ow!
- I'm Dirty Dan! - Ah!
Screaming will get you no--
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
Uh, I am?
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings...
OK, Pinhead Larry, now you get yours!
[screaming]
Pinhead!
[screaming]
Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead!
Sandy, stand back.
I'm warning ya!
[growling]
Okay, I warned ya!
Did you win?
Hi, SpongeBob!
[growling]
[screaming]
[snoring]
OK SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan.
I just wanna be Patrick.
Patrick, you fool!
This was over before it started.
I will now consider your unconditional surren--
[crashing]
Der.
[laughing]
So that's how he wants it to go down.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Huh?
[thudding]
Ha, you missed me!
[choking]
[screaming]
[choking]
Score one for the boys back home!
I ask you once more, before I rip you limb from limb.
Reveal thyself.
I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick.
We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonamor.
If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have to get through me!
[gasping]
Medieval Sandy!
I know how to handle this: With a little karate.
[shrieking]
By the hammer of Odin
this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.
I am bad! Oh, yeah! Whoo!
Doth thou tryeth to insult me?
Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!
- Hi-ya! - Do you hear that, Patrick?
I told you she zings like a squirrel--
[moaning]
[giggling]
Good one, Medieval Sandy!
But can you handle my feet of fury?
[yelling]
Wouldst thou like a little rub down?
[coughing]
You have bested me, yellow knight.
Strike quick and true, noble sponge...
I don't understand a word you just said!
[giggling]
Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good.
Sandy?
Now, I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
ls this the part where we start kicking?
No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Kicking?
Oh, I want to do some kicking!
[grunting]
Why, you...
Why, I ought to...
[yelling]
[bellowing]
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan,
you left your lights on.
[horn blowing notes]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Forget the Chum Bucket, this is personal.
[shrieking]
[screaming]
My name's not...
Rick!
[groaning]
I don't like you.
I don't like you more!
I never liked you!
I a thousand times never liked you!
- Pink! - Yellow!
[groaning]
[ripping]
[gasping]
Yellow...
Pink?
You do care!
[sobbing]
Let's promise to never fight again, buddy.
Yeah pal, let's go home.
[whistling]
[crowd booing]
Hey, where ya going?
Get back here and kill each other!
You're my best friend ever.
You too, Patrick.
You know, these were white when I bought them.