-Finn is sort of a budding star in his own right.
He has an Instagram page. -Yes he is. Absolutely.
-And, again, this Instagram page, you get gold like this.
-That's his own hair. -What?
-His own hair. -No, it's not.
-Yes it is. It's itching season.
I don't know if you guys have dogs, but he's really molting
and matting and all these weird terms
that I didn't know existed.
And his hair's just falling out. So you have to brush him a lot.
And that's -- Actually, I keep it.
What I do is, I wash it, and then I have a spinning wheel,
and I'm learning how to spin fibers into yarn.
And that is absolutely what I'm doing,
and I'm going to make something out of his fur.
-And then I'm assuming
after that you'll become a serial killer?
-I don't know what's next for me.
But, you know, a world of possibilities.
-I feel like if you, like, broke into a suspect's house
and there was, like, a knitting wheel
and, like, dog hair, you'd be like, "This is the killer."
-"This is where they work. This is where they work."
-This is -- Now, is this real, too? Did you --
-Yeah. That's Frankie. Franklin, the Russian tortoise.
-Okay. And so you can just put a turtle on your dog's head,
and he's fine?
-You name it. You can put it on his head.
A dog. You can find the smallest dog, put it on his head.
I swear it would work.
-And this is very thematic. So, you have a farm.
You have a lot of animals. -Yeah.
-And I guess this is a horse and --
-It's a donkey. -That's a donkey wearing a hat.
-Yeah.
-This seems to be thematic of you and your photos.
-Listen. As long as they seem fine about it.
-Yeah. You have chickens. -I do have chickens.
-And do you eat your chickens' eggs?
-I eat the eggs almost daily. -Is it the best?
-They're the best. They're the best.
I mean, you don't even need to, like, use butter or oil.
They're just so delicious.
It feels so good to be able to make your own --
Like, I could survive a little bit on the farm
if the world were to end. -Yeah.
-And that makes me really happy. -Yeah. You would just --
You'd have your eggs in the morning,
and at night get under your dog blanket
that you knitted yourself. -Exactly. That's exactly right.
I mean, how great -- My dog will always be around.
Always. -That's very good.
I -- I do think there's something exciting about --
How many eggs -- I'm sorry for being ignorant.
Do you go out every day to check to see if there are eggs?
-Yeah, because you have to open their -- You have to have --
To be a responsible chicken owner,
you have to close them up at night.
-'Cause the -- Whatever the -- -'Cause they party. Yeah.
-Yeah. You never know. Get behind a wheel.
You don't know what they're going to do.
You got to lock them in. So we do that.
And then in the morning, I open it up before I feed.
-And how many chickens do you have?
-Seven right now. One rooster. -Okay. So six hens.
-And so on a normal day,
how many eggs can you get in the morning?
-Right now, 'cause it depends on the season,
oddly enough, right now we get, like, three a day.
-Alright. That's not bad. -Different colors, too.
Not that it matters. Same taste. Different colors.
-Yeah. But that's exciting. -So exciting 'cause --
I like to -- I see it, and I'm like, "I should Instagram this."
I hate that that's where my mind goes now.
"I should Instagram this."
I mean, you should make it look really cool.
-Yeah, but you should just be in the moment with your eggs.
-I'm not. -That's my problem. And you know what?
My daughter is starting to say, "Put down your phone.
Put your phone down." Do your kids do that?
-My kids want to look at the phone.
'Cause they don't --
So they, like, watching videos of themselves.
-Yeah. Totally. Yeah.
-'Cause they're like -- Basically for them,
it's like this piece -- It's like a movie
that they're the star of every day.
But they haven't told me to put down the phone yet.
They're always like, "Put down the drink."
Like, that's, you know...
-Well, at least they're watching out for you.
-Yeah. -Already.
-Yeah. -That's great.
-I want to -- you also --
My father-in-law had a pet goat that sadly passed away.
You have a goat that looks, uh, dumb.
I feel like people might think I'm mean right now,
but I'm going to show this picture,
and hopefully people agree.
This looks like a dumb goat.
-It's a perfect example of another moment
where I was not in the moment. -You were not in the moment.
-And I was definitely taking this picture for Instagram.
-Yeah, but, I mean, what's the moment?
Live in the moment. Look at his butthole and his dumb...
Just don't make this about social media.
Be with the goat's butthole.
-But it was the tongue that really got me.
-The tongue is pretty great. -I was hoping people
wouldn't notice that it was a butthole shot.
It was really a tongue shot veiling a butthole shot.
Because really, what's --
-Yeah, you should use the crop function on your...
That's also a photo.
-No, but I wanted to get away with it, so I did it.
My God. I'm a terrible person.
-Hey, thanks so much for coming back...
-That poor goat. Thanks for having me.
-...and sharing all your animal stories.
Always good to catch up with Finn and his friends.
Amanda Seyfried, everybody.