- Time to play a classic game. It's the first one up.
Y'all know it. Y'all love it. It's called
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Ah yeah!
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is roaches.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ They big, they big, they small, they fly, they crawl ♪
♪ They on the sink, they on the wall ♪
♪ They talking 'bout the wall ♪
♪ Oh boy, you really trippin' ♪
♪ you ain't had roaches 'til you had 'em in yo kitchen ♪
♪ In the kitchen, yeah I'll admit it ♪
♪ I saw a roach crawlin' so I picked it up and killed it ♪
♪ Picked it up and killed it, ♪
♪ they thought what you said, until you look back ♪
♪ That (beep) ain't dead ♪
♪ He ain't dead. You know what else amazing ♪
♪ You ever ate a roach ♪
♪ because you thought it was a raisin ♪
♪ A raisin? When I was a kid ♪
♪ But guess what? I really did ♪
♪ Kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is 90s TV shows.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, I beg your pardon ♪
♪ Nineties shows, what you know about Martin ♪
♪ What I know about Martin? That's a dumb question ♪
♪ This is my stage so you can get to steppin' ♪
♪ I can get to steppin'? It must be your payday ♪
♪ Oh my goodness, your girl is Sheneneh ♪
♪ Girl is Sheneneh that last rhyme was hard ♪
♪ But after I bury you, you won't have no job ♪
♪ Have no job? He must be drunk ♪
♪ Dragon Fly Jones. Get off me, punk ♪
♪ Get off me, punk, you better watch your mouth, cause ♪
♪ ooh ooh, ooh ooh, Jerome's in the house ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, Jerome's in the house ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is podcasts.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ We talkin' 'bout podcasts, that's a big chance ♪
♪ I'm always lit when I'm on Drink Champs ♪
♪ On Drink Champs, that you can see ♪
♪ But they should put you on something you can eat. ♪
♪ Something I can eat? Nah, you frontin' ♪
♪ I do it by myself, just like Joe Buttons ♪
♪ Joe Buttons, that's the podcast ♪
♪ Like to do it slow and some like to do it fast ♪
♪ Some do it fast. That get me tired ♪
♪ Nick was on a podcast, but that got us fired ♪
(laughing)
♪ He got you fired. Yeah, that's okay ♪
♪ But that's the reason why we do this today ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is making hits.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I got roped up here, I don't know what's this ♪
♪ 'Cause you the one that really make hits ♪
♪ They really make hits, well I made one for you ♪
♪ Let's get back your wife and let's do it for two ♪
♪ Let's do it for two, but nobody else ♪
♪ I appreciate that Hit didn't sit on the shelf ♪
♪ Oh, sit on the shelf, like your career? ♪
♪ Nah, (beep) it up, let's leave it right here ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(dinging)
- Hey hey hey!
- That was a hell of a run!
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is being short.
♪ Okay. Jay, though we may be small, we still on the ball ♪
♪ When I stand on my money wall, I'm like 10 feet tall ♪
♪ You like 10 feet tall, okay, we don't play ♪
♪ I'm at least 10 feet if I stand on my resume ♪
♪ Stand on your resume. Yeah, I know that's fact ♪
♪ I can't reach the top rack ♪
♪ But I can reach it from the back ♪
♪ Reach it from the back, well I hope it don't stank ♪
♪ I can't reach the top sank but I can reach the bank ♪
♪ Yeah, you can reach the bank. Yeah, that's why we crew ♪
♪ 'Cause my deposit's bigger than me, you, and Big Mac too ♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is Broadway.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Speaking of Broadway, you think that I'm fat ♪
♪ So I can't do the dance moves from Cats ♪
♪ He talking about cats, he need to rememba' ♪
♪ When it come to cats, boy I am Simba ♪
♪ Boy, you are Simba? That's just a rumor ♪
♪ No you not Simba, you Timon And I'm Pumbaa ♪
♪ Oh, you Pumbaa? Man, that's nada ♪
♪ You know what I say, Hakuna Matata ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is schoolyard fights.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Ay big bro, they dropped me man ♪
♪ It was three girls, they was built like men ♪
♪ They was built like men? Little bro, where they at ♪
♪ You know I got the backpack and I got the strap ♪
♪ They was outside smoking. I got in the way ♪
♪ One was like Brat, the other Young M.A. ♪
♪ Young M.A.? Ooh ♪
♪ They about to go and kill you ♪
- Ted! Ted!
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is the west side.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ From the west side, that's where I reside ♪
♪ With gangsters who bang and gangsters who ride ♪
♪ Nick Cannon is from Diego, 619 ♪
♪ My name is Quick, I'm from straight Compton city line ♪
♪ City line where we keep rhyming ♪
♪ Everybody knows Quick got his own timing ♪
♪ Hit you (imitating record scratch) ♪
♪ When you feel me, you gon' know that Imma hit it ♪
♪ My name is DJ Quick and I still gets with it ♪
♪ Throw it west up, even on the south ♪
♪ Be able, you know, it's just the words out our mouth ♪
♪ Because I got C-O-M-P-T-O-N Compton ♪
♪ And everybody knows that Quick be stompin' ♪
♪ Stompin', in my big black boots ♪
♪ But now it's the jubilee, the hot do suits ♪
♪ I do's deuce, all they got, all the F-A-M ♪
♪ Because you know we got Quick all of the weapons ♪
♪ We snuck them in and we going to keep tucking in ♪
♪ And everybody know I don't give a (beep) man ♪
♪ 'Cause I freestyle wild for the miracle ♪
♪ Of doin' with one of my west side heroes ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
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- Ay, yo, D-Wreck!
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is body shaming.
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go, ay ♪
♪ I'mma tell y'all something that y'all should know ♪
♪ My man Teddy here built like the number zero ♪
♪ The number zero, I don't trip ♪
♪ You so skinny when you sneeze, you do a front flip ♪
♪ You wanna talk about flips for goodness sake ♪
♪ The only thing that you flip is burgers and pancakes ♪
♪ Flipping pancakes, you need to stop it ♪
♪ You look like a skeleton dipped in chocolate ♪
♪ Dipped in some chocolate, Teddy, that's so lame ♪
♪ All y'all fat people are all built the same ♪
♪ All built the same? Cortez, you lame ♪
♪ You just mad you built like a candy cane ♪
♪ Teddy guess what ♪
♪ Yo Mac, what up ♪
♪ Cortez so mad he can't see past our gut ♪
(cheering)
♪ It, and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is roasting.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill your hairstylist ♪
♪ Pick up and kill your dentist. Kill the, the ♪
♪ kill the abortion clinic that let you survive, punk bitch ♪
♪ We 'posed to be rapping! What the hell is wrong with you ♪
♪ Kiss my ass, I ain't rapping ♪
♪ Boy you need to stop. You came from Africa ♪
♪ You the one who made Monkeypox ♪
♪ Kiss my (beep) you (beep) ♪
♪ Your head so big, you tie your shoes ♪
♪ And flip over, punk bitch ♪
♪ Shut up. I look like your mama hair ♪
♪ Kiss my ass. Your mother and your father ♪
♪ Is the same (beep) (beep) you ♪
♪ Shut Up. You ain't even from Africa ♪
♪ You ain't even from Africa, your ass from Alabama ♪
♪ I hate you, I hope none of your dreams come true ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is favorite words.
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♪ Check it, I'm with Too Short the legend ♪
♪ It's time to get funky ♪
♪ You asked me what my favorite word is. Money ♪
♪ Your favorite word is money, well get rich ♪
♪ You know what my favorite word is ♪
♪ Bitch ♪
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- Your topic is dope rhymes.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ We say dope rhymes is where we reside ♪
♪ Wild 'N Out, X I ain't tryin' ♪
♪ Gimme some J's, gimme Impalas ♪
♪ I put on khakis, make millions of dollars ♪
♪ Make millions of dollars, you're the best coast ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody knows X from the west coast ♪
♪ This how we do it. We in Atlanta ♪
♪ I build a donk and then rattle the trunk in it ♪
♪ The truck in it, we keep it funky ♪
♪ We in the A, everybody know we keep it talking ♪
♪ With the chains on our neck, giving you respect ♪
♪ Yo ♪
♪ Xzibit, what you gotta say next? ♪
♪ We are going to watch the show ♪
♪ Everybod oh! Everyone know ♪
♪ I just st-stuttered but I picked up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm in here and we (beep) this (beep) up ♪
(cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(dinging)
(cheering)
♪ X to the Z with the freestyle ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is roller skating.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I'm in the spot and they moving too fast ♪
♪ They skating too fast, I just might bust my ass ♪
♪ Might bust your ass, boy you need some help ♪
♪ I am the ref. Toot toot, watch your step ♪
♪ Watch your step. I'm live with the crew ♪
♪ What the (beep) is that, I'm looking for New New ♪
♪ Looking for New New, you gotta roller blades ♪
♪ I'm from the ATL, catch me at Cascade ♪
♪ Hey. Hey, meet you at Cascade, ask how you been ♪
♪ (beep) Look at them wheels ♪
- What the (beep) was that?
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is male rappers
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Drake is the best, he the number one rapper ♪
♪ You say that he not, then bitch you a capper ♪
♪ - Talkin' 'bout capper, well girl I'mma end this ♪
♪ I'll pimp a butterfly rolling with Kendrick ♪
♪ Rolling with Kendrick, okay, maybe ♪
♪ But Kendrick ain't better than Jay-Z ♪
♪ Jay-Z be rapping and yeah that's a stack ♪
♪ I'm rolling with 50 so I get the strap ♪
♪ 50? Mm, I like Da Baby ♪
♪ I got a new crush, now that (beep) is crazy ♪
♪ That (beep) is crazy, I hope that he tapped that ♪
♪ But (beep) all them rappers, I want Joey Badass ♪
(cheering)
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♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is scary movies.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I say pick up and kill it ♪
♪ The chopper'll bite you, knife like I'm Jason ♪
♪ Masked like I'm Michael, steady ♪
♪ And I'll still get them real deadly ♪
♪ I'm all in this dream ♪
♪ Aw, he actin' like Freddy! Boy, you so lucky ♪
♪ Nah, chill don't touch me ♪
♪ You nothing but Child's Play ♪
♪ I'm nothing like Chucky ♪
♪ But (beep) gon' head at you, don't make me mad at you ♪
♪ Texas, chain, I'm like the Massacre ♪
♪ Okay, Massacre, that's how we handy fam ♪
♪ Saying my name, I pop up like I'm Candyman ♪
♪ Boy I might deck ya, then I might check ya ♪
♪ Eat 'em alive, I'm Hannibal Lecter ♪
♪ I don't have another monster ♪
♪ I don't have one, (beep) you imposter ♪
♪ I'm an imposter? You need to sit down ♪
♪ Don't he remind y'all of the It clown ♪
(cheering)
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♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is Brooklyn.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Yo Nick, why you keep struttin' the strange looking ♪
♪ You might just get your chain tooken ♪
♪ You know I'm from Brooklyn ♪
♪ You know I ain't book this strange lookin' ♪
♪ You know I be turning central ♪
♪ Central bookings like pick up and (laughs) ♪
♪ Where the hell is Central Booking ♪
♪ I've been to Brooklyn and they keep on looking ♪
♪ Because ya'll are thorough reppin' the borough ♪
♪ They might steal your work, they might steal your girl ♪
♪ They might steal your girl, they might steal your world ♪
♪ I'll take you from Harlem to Brooklyn World ♪
♪ Unh! ♪
♪ I'm in so thorough it's just my borough ♪
♪ You know I'm licking candy, paint on the borough ♪
♪ Pourin' out the candy paint, you know, on the borough ♪
♪ But you know everybody that I give it a Earl ♪
♪ Tell it 'cause I will throw it up like it's Iggy ♪
♪ And I'm gonna let everybody know that reps Biggie ♪
♪ And Jay-Z, you know how it be ♪
♪ Brooklyn is the place where we all rep the C ♪
♪ We gon' keep tellin', and not so fast ♪
♪ 'Cause I gotta give it up to one of the best, Badass ♪
(cheering)
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♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
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(cheering)
- Another great one.
- Your topic is math.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ When it come to spitting rhymes, I'm a psychopath ♪
♪ But I went to public school so I cannot not do math ♪
♪ Not do math? Well I do not try ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, all you do is multiply ♪
♪ Multiply, yeah he did that ♪
♪ You gotta use a calculator to add up them facts ♪
♪ Add up them facts, well I'm smashing your (beep) ♪
♪ I divided her legs and subtracted her clothes ♪
♪ Subtracted her clothes? Who you talking to, white boy ♪
- (beep) Wrong with you? Get the (beep) outta here boy,
I can't believe you.
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♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is the club.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ We in the building ♪
♪ And yeah we look good ♪
♪ You'd only like them boys from the hood ♪
♪ Boys from the hood. Yeah they be fine ♪
♪ Pull up to the club and we don't wait in line ♪
♪ Don't wait in line. We look like models ♪
♪ I'm ready to drink, let's pop these bottles ♪
♪ Popping these bottles, I'm rolling with Nick ♪
♪ Come to our section, it's gonna be lit ♪
♪ It's gonna be lit, simple and plain ♪
♪ I got the cash. So let's make it rain ♪
♪ Let's make it rain if that's what you think ♪
♪ But I (beep) the DJ, we gettin' free drinks ♪
♪ Aaaay ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
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♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is sitcoms.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ The sitcom Friends is pretty wack ♪
♪ It's unrealistic, some of my friends are black ♪
♪ Back in the day it was the chatter ♪
♪ Everyone knows that Family Matters ♪
♪ I'm gonna say something and I mean it ♪
♪ If you were on Family Guy, your dad would be Cleveland ♪
- You're probably right, bitch, but (beep) you.
(cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(ding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is field trips.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I got a secret for you Con, don't you trip ♪
♪ Yo mama don't wanna sign my permission slip ♪
♪ Your permission slip? I got you thug ♪
♪ I ain't know I went to school with a water bug ♪
♪ A water bug, don't say too much ♪
♪ Yo girl just rode my long bus ♪
♪ Your long bus, thanks for the info ♪
♪ You be in the back and you licking on the window ♪
♪ Lickin' on the windows, that ain't true ♪
♪ And if I was, (beep), I was sittin' next to you ♪
♪ Sittin' next to me, I know your dad ain't home ♪
♪ Tell your mom I'm coming, I'm the chaperone ♪
- Come here (beep).
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
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- Your topic is the dentist.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ As we go to the dentist, I am relentless ♪
♪ When I come in to spit this ♪
♪ You don't want this (beep) get this ♪
♪ Get this? You cannot get this ♪
♪ Don't know listenin' to your music, it's (beep) ♪
♪ Mine is (beep)? Let's be real clear ♪
♪ Everybody likes Hannibal's Veneers ♪
♪ I got Veneers. Yeah, they is poppin' ♪
♪ I got them, they cost 4,000 ♪
♪ They cost 4,000, when we gon' keep wildin' ♪
♪ You know what we doing? We going to the island ♪
♪ All the way from Georgia, you know all aboard, yeah ♪
♪ Everybody come up because I'm gon' destroy ya ♪
♪ With this mic, I'm gon' start rapping ♪
♪ I'll knock your teeth out and then you not gon' have it ♪
♪ I could keep going. Do you wanna jump in ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ Go ahead Hannibal. What you gon' say, man ♪
♪ Listen to Cannon, too many kids, go and go raise 'em ♪
♪ Why are you here, uh- Why are you here? Go back home ♪
♪ You ain't got time for this and doin' a that show ♪
♪ Why are you freestyling? Go back, raise them ♪
♪ What the hell? You need to just get out G Nick Cannon ♪
♪ It's so many, God damn it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
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(cheering)
- Hannibal! Ya'll make some noise for Hannibal Buress.
- Hey, it's a lot!