What am I even doing...
am I f*cking painting a house or am I f*cking doing a science project
I don't even know anymore
what's up I'm Rob you're watching man vs science the show where I get to unleash
my inner nerd all over the place
yeah that f*cking kid right there
don't fool yourself we are all nerds
especially Rachel who? who has been suggesting this project for almost a
year
glow-in-the-dark flowers. Rachel who? your number is up
Now you may remember doing a similar project when you were a little kid in
school with celery sticks and food dye
classic first science experiment
I remember the first time I saw that sh*t and it blew my f*cking mind
The world was filled with such wonder and possibility back then
what the f*ck happened
now I sit in a lonely room
talking to myself and to a billion invisible people
ahahahaha oh sh*t
oh sh*t ugh f*cking invisible f*cking people
oh f*ck I bought myself some flowers which was kind of weird but oddly somewhat
nice of myself all these are for me
you're so sweet I got a few different varieties of some white flowers being a
scientist I'll of course use the scientific names
what the f*ck was that voice
my scientist voice mmhahahahaha
ok... losing it let's keep on moving
I got some dianthus caryophyllus - and some
bellis perennis and then uh whatever the f*ck these are
I grab some highlighters as well that I started taking apart with a pair of small pliers
just popped off the back slid out the little cartridge and squeezed its contents into a cup
whoa! whoa whoa whoa watch out Jesus
oh yeah, you get both sides there, you start kind of from the middle
and then you work your way out to the end
oh you f*cking cup f*cker god damn it this is a f*cking mess
things are f*cking slippery hard to grip and you squeeze them and this is a bunch of
bullsh*t
holy sh*t now if you try this and you get any of it on your skin
don't worry about cleaning it off because it doesn't f*cking come off no this stuff
doesn't come off this is what it looks like after I washed my hands like three
times
so there's that who needs gloves not this guy
condoms for your fingers there it's just it's weird
eeeeeeyeah I added some water to my cup
and just like that I had myself some glow juice is this toxic you may ask
I don't know what the f*ck are highlighters made out of? Chemicals I'm assuming. floraseen,
pyranine, rhodamine 6GD duh
After I made a few more cups of glow juice I trimmed down my flowers and put them
in all the different cups and that's it that is it it's out of my hands now
I am letting f*cking science take the wheel
it's all up to you now science so we wait
however while we wait that childhood celery and food dye project
got me thinking can I just make some glow-in-the-dark f*cking celery?
Is that possible? I've got to go back to the store
I went back to the store and picked some up
but while there my super scientific experimental super brain told me to try
this on other vegetables as well I got some cabbage
I got some broccoli I got some broccolini whatever the f*ck that is
what the f*ck is broccolini broccoli and what combined zucchini f*cking science
I also picked up some asparagus would asparagus work I don't know uh
we're going to find out though
I got home and made a bunch more cups of glow juice and inserted my vegetationals
and let them soak for almost two days
I came back a couple days later broke out the black light
let's see how this sh*t turned out
holy f*cking science Batman look at this sh*t
nothing really f*cking happened you f*cking kidding me
I mean you can kind of see it a couple little specks here and there
uh the carnations these were supposed to like, f*cking light up like god damn Christmas trees
I mean yeah you can kind of see it around over here but god damn it
science what the f*ck I mean these f*cking bellis perennis f*ckers these f*cking things a couple
of little spots you can definitely see a little bit of it around some of the
flower tips and tiny bits but nothing nothing like the f*cking picture f*cking flower
bullsh*t science what a f*cking let down
honestly I don't even give a f*ck about these flowers anymore
all I can think about are the goddamn glow-in-the-dark vegetables
let's f*cking see how those things are doing holy sh*t
what is happening over here
look at these f*cking things glow-in-the-dark cabbage those look
awesome
holy f*cking cabbage glow in the dark celery right over here
kind of uh apparently this broccoli is not having it nor is this mutant broccolini
the white asparagus however f*cking loved that sh*t look at these f*cking glow-in-the-dark
asparagus. asparaguy? What's the plural of asparagus asparaguesses the green
asparagus not so much that f*cking cabbage though
am I right this is some f*cking scientific groundbreaking sh*t and it's
happening right here on this show you f*cking saw it first glow-in-the-dark f*cking
vegetables this is the future i honestly don't even know what category of
science this falls under chemistry botany geometry magic who the f*ck knows
whaaat new experiment is it edible and does it taste good that's why we do science
here goes nothing I tried the uh white asparagus to start
has a little.. has a little bit of a crunch to it a little bit
uuuuh all in all
pretty pretty f*cking tasty that's delicious the cabbage on the other hand
uh it it kind of tasted
kinda tasted a little bit like my grandmother which sounds kind of weird
but she used to make cabbage a lot so *gagging and coughing* you know ugh science
it's delicious ugh
well there you have it if you want me to glow-in-the-dark anything else you know let me know about it
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