[APPLAUSE]
So glad you're here.
Thank you so much.
Me too.
Hillary Clinton was supposed to be here--
Yes.
--and she's not and you're here.
So thank you.
I'm not as exciting of a place filler but the honor is mine
and I'm very excited to be here.
Well.
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I'm going to ask you the same questions
I would have asked her.
So let's talk about--
[LAUGHTER]
No.
I'm kidding.
So how--
That would be crazy if you did.
[LAUGHTER]
I would love to hear your answers
but I'm not going to do that.
The last time you were here, you were dressed as a cow.
Yes, I was.
Yes.
It was crazy.
Yes, you were utterly adorable.
Oh, thank you.
You get it?
Because you had udders.
You're a cow.
There it is.
Yes.
You love Halloween.
I do.
Do you get scared easily?
Oh, no.
Is that going to happen?
Am I one of those?
No, no.
[LAUGHTER]
Please don't make me one of those.
No, I'm saying-- no.
[LAUGHTER]
We're good.
It's not, I swear.
It's not.
But I want you to go to a haunted house.
So down.
Yes.
You'll do that?
I will absolutely do that.
OK, I'm going to send you to a haunted house
and we're going to show it on the Halloween show.
OK.
All right, great.
You promise?
Yeah.
Oh, no, I promise, for sure.
[APPLAUSE]
I pinky promise.
Pinky swear.
All right.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Oh, good.
I can't wait to see you in a haunted house.
I'm very scareable.
OK, good, good.
Oh.
No, I'm kidding.
Oh, no, no no.
No.
I'm not.
I'm so anxious.
No.
Anyway.
I'm not going to do it.
Let's talk about the VMAs.
You started out in your routine, you were on like a life cycle.
You were on a bike and then you actually sang.
Yeah.
First of all, thank you for really singing.
Oh, thanks
It's horrible to watch those shows and nobody really sings.
I love when people really sing, so thank you
for really singing.
Thanks.
Thank you.
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Did you think it through?
Because it seemed like you were a little out of breath.
It was definitely tiring, but I was like, you
know what, it's worth it.
I need to be on a bike.
So I committed to it, stuck with it.
Yeah.
Have the idea of the bike thing the first time
I heard Nicki's verse and she says the phrase [BLEEP]
bicycle, and the idea was born.
And I really committed to it and I--
What?
I--
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, she has a lyric in the song.
She says [BLEEP] bicycle.
What does that mean?
You know.
Unh-unh.
[LAUGHTER]
I really don't.
I mean, I think I'm down with it.
I know the lyrics and--
but what does that mean?
Like, is that like a banana seat?
[LAUGHTER]
Kind of.
Is it?
I don't know, actually.
Well, you should know.
We should-- I think, you know, I was on the bike.
I sang, that happened and, you know--
This is totally different than the Hillary interview.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
It'd be wild if next time you see her you
ask her about [BLEEP] bicycle.
Yeah.
That would be crazy.
I will bring it up and it'll just
be a joke between all of us.
[LAUGHTER]
Hope for the best.
Yeah.
Let's talk about your love life, can we?
Oh, my god.
Do you mind?
Oh, god, I do.
I don't know, man.
This is so crazy.
I wouldn't compare it--
But the only-- what?
I don't know.
The thing is, the guy that you're with
is Mac Miller, right?
Oh, my god, is this coming--
When you were here before, he was your--
he was a dancer.
No, he's a rapper.
Yeah.
He was with you.
We performed together on your show.
We were babies.
And I asked you--
Wow, that's so--
I asked you something about him, and you said, oh, you know,
I'm his homie.
And now he's living in your homie.
[LAUGHTER]
There's that.
Right.
'Cause y'all were--
Oh, wow.
That was three years ago.
It was-- yeah.
Yeah.
So you've been friends and then all of a sudden
now you find out--
This is so crazy.
I've never had the relationship talk on a show before.
It's just me so far.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
You haven't joined in.
No pressure.
But you're with him, right, and you're happy and stuff?
Oh, yeah.
Good.
OK.
Thanks.
That's good.
Good talk.
[LAUGHTER]
So--
Back to the [BLEEP] bicycle.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm trying to get away from that.
That's--
[LAUGHTER]
So you're doing Hairspray Live!?
Yes.
That's-- we'll talk about that.
I'm very excited about Hairspray Live!
That's exciting.
Yes.
I get to play Penny Pingleton, which is one of my dream roles
since I was, like, 10.
That's very cool.
December 7th.
I'm very excited and busy.
Yeah, that's really exciting.
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