Hey, Loud Crowd,
have you ever wondered what a day in a bathroom
shared by the Loud family is like?
If you're not hogging the bathroom, who is?
It's me, dude!
Let's dive into what 24 hours looks like
in the Loud House bathroom.
Check this out.
[wincing]
[flushing]
Huh? But...
- Whoa-- - Shhh!
The mornings are kind of a rush,
trying to get everyone ready at the same time.
Leni, what is taking so long?
Something's wrong with this mirror.
Especially when it's Leni's turn.
O-M-Gosh!
How embarrassing!
Don't worry about it, Leni.
This chin hair is like three inches long.
Lynn, could we cut in front of you? We're running late.
You know the rules, we all gotta wait our turn.
Besides, I won a hot dog eating contest yesterday
and those puppies are barking to be let out.
And Luan loves to crack some jokes.
You guys hear that the lipstick and the eyeliner
got into a fight?
Don't worry, they'll
[laughing] Get it?
Which may not help the long line.
Come see me perform
at the junior comedians contest this Saturday.
It will definitely leave you feeling...
[screaming]
But the laughs are soon gone
as a mud monster Lana bursts into the bathroom.
Monster!
Cool, where?
[screaming]
[loud crash] I'm never going
in that bathroom again!
And she may also need a bath.
You know, Hops,
maybe there's an easier way to save the Fishmans.
[croaking]
You're right, we should still pee anyway.
The siblings then rally together to help Luan's pimple problem.
This pimple patch should vanish your zit
in five seconds or less.
Hit me.
Three, two, one, rip it!
Too bad this pimple may still need to be popped.
- Did it work? - Of course it didn't work,
we in the scientific community
refer to these ludicrous claims as malarkey.
[sighing]
But don't fret, I've got your back.
The bathroom sometimes becomes a storage closet.
The perfect place to dump our stuff.
[laughing] Get it?
Whoa, toots,
you're leaving me locked in here with Count Creepy?
Ugh, please, Edwin is the one who should be complaining.
Okay...
Chores can be pretty intense.
But not for long, because chores need to get done.
Chores all done.
And when chores are done, it's time to help Lola
prepare for a beauty pageant.
Now hold still while I work my magic.
Ugh, it smells like princess farts!
Except, it may not actually be Lola.
[growling]
Oh, hey, Lola.
Your hair spray makes a great deodorant.
It really covers up that musky man smell.
Mmh...
[sighing] Help me get my arms unstuck?
You're gonna feel some slight discomfort, and...
[ripping, screaming]
While all the siblings are busy,
it's time to try potty training Lily.
Throwing cookies is not-- Oh, oh!
[giggling]
Which doesn't go so well.
Lily, using the potty's easy!
Watch how daddy does it.
Oh, oh, great! Great, now I'm stuck.
Rita, help!
[grunting]
[giggling]
But what does go well is saving the frogs from the school.
I usually do this alone.
Oh, right, sure.
Uh, I'm just gonna... check the toilet.
Gotta make sure I didn't leave anything in there.
You're good to go.
Then Luna can get ready for her date with Sam.
Are you crimping?
I'm just getting ready for the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest.
Sam's my partner, so I want to look good.
With a little help from Lori and Leni.
This is your first date, isn't it?
You must be so nervous.
Nah, just stoked.
I know Sam and I are going to be perfect for each other.
[squeaking] Excuse me, ladies, mind wrapping this up?
I got some callouses to scrape off.
It's all yours, Lynn.
We gotta head to the Quest anyway.
Sorry you're banned this year.
Though, to be fair, you were a tiny bit, um...
[clears throat] aggressive last time.
Has anyone seen my CDs?
I gotta practice for karaoke tonight.
Lincoln is then able to sneak in
and try to help recycle some items.
I'm telling dad!
But Lana is needed to help fix what Lincoln broke.
♪ A plumber's job Is never done ♪
♪ Especially in this house ♪
♪ I've been dubbed The number one ♪
♪ To get the number twos To go down ♪
♪ But when life Throws me a storm ♪
♪ I still sing along ♪
♪ To the "bang-bang" Of those pipes ♪
♪ That's my kinda song ♪
- Killer song, Lans. - What song?
The one you were just singing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I wasn't singing.
But this baby will be once I replace her trip lever.
And while they're fixing the toilet,
might as well repaint the bathroom.
Why are you painting the bathroom
my least favorite color?
Uh, duh, we all voted on it at the sibling meeting, remember?
Sigh.
Well, I wasn't there,
but of course, as usual, no one noticed.
Oh, come on! Exaggerate much?
Oops, sorry, I didn't notice you.
What better way to break in a newly painted bathroom,
than fighting a monster?
Help!
Thank goodness, that was just a dream!
All that fighting requires some sibling spa time.
This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating.
Oh, my pores are tingling!
It also soothes sunburn, poison ivy
and mild to moderate acne.
Then it's time to save the Earth.
[screaming] Leni,
instead of taking multiple showers a day,
how about using this refreshing moist towelette?
And clog my pores?
No way!
Aww, okay.
Do you mind? I'm showering.
Lori then has her chance to take a selfie.
Okay, got my soft lighting, my flowers...
Time for the mirror selfie.
Literally a classic.
- And done. - Lana!
What are you doing?
Installing a dual flush valve.
Get out!
I thought you of all people would appreciate
the pressure-assisted flush.
Out!
And, you guessed it, it didn't turn out so well.
Delete.
Lucy then consoles her friends over their fish.
Stewart was a beloved goldfish. He will be missed.
[crying]
How many funerals have you done this year, Luce?
By the way, love the new veil.
Shhh!
We'll catch up later. My deepest sympathies.
Please, do the honor of the final flush.
[flushing]
Oh, no, not again.
Somebody, quick, hand me the plunger.
[crying]
Then, Lori gets ready to study with Bobby.
Somebody let me out!
Bobby's coming over to study,
and I only have three hours to get ready.
[screaming]
That has to hurt.
[growling] This house is literally falling apart!
Ah! Hah!
Luan has one more prank to wrap up the day.
Uh-oh.
[coughing]
Ah!
Towel, towel, towel! Where's the towel?
Then Lucy tries to help Lori and Leni bring out
their inner teen vampire.
Eww, do we have to look so sickly?
Well, it's a really important part of watching the show,
but if you're not into it and you'd rather just go back
to watching The Dreamboat...
Don't be ridiculous.
Come on, Leni, it'll be good contouring practice.
Look how much their cheekbones pop.
[gasping] Good point.
[growling]
Wait!
- [hissing] - [screaming]
[laughing] Halloween leftovers!
[chuckling]
Look, I'm Tristan's weird old uncle.
And at the end of a busy day,
the Loud siblings get ready for bed.
Together.
Hey, look! I'm at a
[laughing]
I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful.
Thirty-four, thirty-five, thirty-six...
Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?
Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen...
Hey, I had the toothpaste first!
No, I did.
Keep your spooky hands off it!
- I'll take that. - Hey, learn to share!
Space, the final frontier.
As you might imagine,
with 10 sisters, space is limited.
Everywhere you go, you've got to deal with the crowds.