[bell rings]
Hey kids! It's time for school!
[kids show theme music]
[nice dancing there, Robert]
[Robert please clean your room]
[Robert please]
My name is Mr. G!
Three talents, one-two-three!
Singing and dancing and acting is my life!
I'm a teacher, that's for sure!
In a world of crazy kids~!
It's summer [unintelligable, REALLY HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM/SINGING]
[dude you made me caption that omg]
Okay, I don't know what that was either, but welcome to the video
I gotta address the elephant in the room here. The lighting is really weird.
I'm sorry I look white as snow.
I have to figure out my lighting situation.
Until I do that, you're gonna have to deal with White-Ass Robert™️
So a few days ago, I put out a diss track.
I put out a diss track for something that's needed to be dissed for a really, really long time
Uh, I-I made a diss track about pineapple on pizza
[friggin LIT diss track plays]
[laughing] an absolute disgrace to the pizza world, and it was very serious!
I hate pineapple on pizza.
As you guys know, when I roast, I really, really mean it every time.
And this is an incredibly important issue to my heart. As you guys know, when I roast something, I'm really, really serious about it.
It's something that really, really burns deep... inside my SOUL... in my hEART. So yeah that video was met with a little bit of criticism...
Not everyone was happy that I was dissing pineapple on pizza.
And you know what? You can hate on my opinion on pineapple on pizza all you want!
But you know what you can't hate on? My dope flow in that track!
That's probably the rapping I've ever done in my life! [doesn't mean it was good rapping, but good for you ;)]
[Robert rapping]
[rap plays in background]
Damn, he's pretty good!
So a few people really, really took that roast seriously and got really really upset by it. A few people actually did
unsubscribe and unfollow me because of it which is-- absolutely hilarious.
But anyways it went to a point where someone actually made a diss track about
My diss track on pineapple on pizza
Pineapple goes on pizza Robert idk dis track. What what the heck listen? I'm no stranger to being roasted, okay?
Do you think I got away with this hair in high school without getting roasted on a daily basis. No I died
I really didn't and I'm pretty sure everyone here remembers my epic roast battle with Mathias
I got a bit of a bone to pick you do not to argue
But it's a tad rude to copy other people on YouTube
You know how I know it's true because I have a beard and you do too
When he came out and roasted me for no reason this has to stop
And I returned with fire not once, but twice I thought that I was the flies till I got roasted by Matthias
That hurt my feelings and now I'm in need of
Emotional guidance and ever since then Matthias he got roasted so hard he completely changed his
Content notice how he hasn't roasted anyone since yeah, that's because of me. That's because it hurt too much for the little Matthias boy face
Matthias so I figured after that no one would try to come after me
But apparently this guy join in is made of Robert. Idk dis track what so we're gonna go check it out
See what he's got to say about my diss track, and I guess about pineapple on pizza cuz it's called pineapple goes on pizza
Let's check it out you guys. I'm I'm ready - yeah. I'm ready
Yeah
What uh, what up Joinen he's pretty flexible to be completely honest. White boy from Melbourne. Melbourne?
I'm actually quite jealous. I wish I could do that accent white boy from Melbourne aw you know what I'm saying. Hey you can't
This guy's from Australia. Let's see how let's see what he's got to say I'm looking forward to the accent Joinen
holy shit pineapple on pizza
Here we go here. Here we go you guys all right. Let's see. What do you get what do you got for me? I like my
Pizza how I like my women (pineapple) if you disagree all you must
What you like your women with pineapple is that a reference to the old like BAE's coming over starter pack listen I understand a slight
association with pineapple consuming pineapple and
You know things you do with a partner
Okay, whatever if you disagree? Oh, you must be trippin? Whoa that's pretty cool shot this multiple dimensions at science Sun
I might get Bill Nye in your contention
Hawaiian is a classic tree. You know it fruit always goes with meat, but no it's not true
That's that's is simply a false fact. This is not true what other situation
Do you ever eat fruit and meat together I?
Can't think of one apple sauce cranberry relish
Pineapple pizza is straight up. Tell ish I ain't hatin other flavors
Keep that pineapple up my capers. Love campus a little bit of cheese little bit of ham check some pineapple listen to this Jam
You got no jams man you
know
you
Dude these taste buds you see these
These taste buds can handle anything that you throw at them
Don't try to give me that I can handle any flavor, but I prefer good flavors
Okay, can't handle the flip
I think you lie into the world you saying that you've held Hawaiian makes you sick David Blaine something say some magic you
Got a hoverboard, I don't have a hoverboard
You just can't handle the flavor and it's a nice apartment you need a waiver
to sign up with the great taste
That only the best can embrace so it I will admit. I enjoy the blue color grade on here
I enjoy this he's got some blue shadows going on. I like this how this is shot
Yes, I can
Not true you guys yes
I can do so but shoot that every single day you pick it up speak to look at what okay?
How do you know you don't know what I eat wait?
Do you I mean the world knows that I enjoy a good scrambled egg sandwich every day
That does include a little bit of salt. I don't know where the sugar comes in don't try to front on me like you know
What I would I eat every day. Okay, okay, you can't don't do that to me, okay?
Thank you. You think it'll be till I get something. That's okay so this paper this dippin
You're making me live in an explicit exhibit of a prolific bigot
I'm playing with you son oh
Thanks, but your opinion is wrong
Like something is not a foundation for your frustration liberation your pineapple donation is a combination of fabrication and
deformation so when it comes to pieces there seems to be a
miscommunication that every incarnation exists for your master case life send this invitation to end this situation
I appreciate your determination be a proclamation deserves termination. Oh god. Oh
God oh
Not bad okay, not bad. I appreciate your determination be a proclamation deserves termination
my Proclamation deserves termination
He's telling me I need to take my video down. That's what you're saying
No I
Like your videos for a bit by the way, thank you. Thank you
You know what? I love. I love it when Australian people say my name cuz it's robot
Thank you
Well that was some mean shit wait. He has a vid called is jake paula fidget spinner
You know what i'm not gonna get into that one, but that's pretty funny
Join in good work man as was pretty funny. I
Enjoy a good diss track at my expense every now and then and you know it wasn't even ii mean that was that was funny
I enjoyed that good work. I still stand by I don't eat pineapple on pizza. I ain't about that listen
I ain't hatin on the pineapple itself on its own
That stuff's delicious, and it ain't bad for your health
But if you try to come at me like it belongs on cheese and dough
Gambino said it best my friend you faker than some sweeten look
Anyways go check this out if you want to see it. It's pretty funny
Thanks, man. Thank you for watching my videos actually and
Thinking that they were worth responding to with your own video anytime when someone like puts effort into something
inspired by like my videos
I think that's really really cool, and I enjoy seeing that kind of stuff, so thank you
But no. Thank you to your pineapple on pizza claims. Okay. No. Thank you to that, but anyways that was funny
Just gonna do a quick video here you guys I hope you guys enjoyed this I can handle the flavor
Watch this. I'll put nuts in my mouth right now
Can't handle the flavor you can't handle this this you can't handle these nuts
Okay
I'm gonna say a nutty goodbye now. Thanks for watching this video the next one will have better lighting
Hopefully um let me know what you want to see have a great day you guys I love you
Bye
My name is mr.. G three talents one two three
Singing and dancing and acting is my line
I'm a teacher. That's for sure