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- Sliding into your girl's DMs like,
what's good, y'all?
It's your boy A-to-the-Y, Anthony.
Everyone knows shoes can make or break an outfit.
That's why today we're gonna be
helping out my boy Jesus.
This is "Pimp my Botas."
- Que onda, me llamo Jesus and these are my boots.
I've had these boots for years now
and they've been good to me.
Pero the quality, isn't good.
They have holes, scrapes and color is all faded.
I go hiking a lot and the grip on the shoe,
ya no es bueno.
Que onda, TikTok!
I'm here with all my amigos,
we're hiking and we're having a good time.
Mira, I'm gonna hike this cliff!
Ay, guey, oh my goodness!
Stupid boots!
I love these boots but they do need a makeover.
So please, A-to-the-Y, pimp my botas!
- Yo, I just rolled into Jesus' block
and we're about to give his botas
the makeover they deserve.
Yo, what's good Jesus?
- Anthony, I'm so happy you're here!
- Hold up, something seems a little fishy about you.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Nah, not that.
I've seen you before and I'm not getting fooled again.
Take off that fake-ass mustache you little,
take it off! - Aw, senor, please!
It hurts!
What is your problem? - I know it's you, Ramon!
You ain't foolin' anybody!
- You think I'm Ramon?
No, that's my cousin.
My family has strong genes, mira.
- Damn, you're right.
Your family genes are strong.
Anyway, let's see those boots of yours.
- God damn!
Those things are hideous!
- I know, I know, pero it's the only pair of shoes I have!
- But if those are your only pair of shoes
then that would mean
aw hell nah!
I wish I never looked down, ugh.
- Sorry about that.
Well, can you help me?
- Don't worry, dog, I got you,
but it ain't gonna be easy.
Gimme a week and I can kick these bad boys into pimp city.
And get a pedicure in the meantime.
Aight Jesus, when we first got your boots
they were absolutely trashed.
- I know.
- They were so bad I debated canceling this show.
- Okay, they weren't that bad. - They were disgusting.
But my boys at North East South West Cousins
were up for the task.
I present to you your new and improved botas.
- Wow, they are beautiful!
- Hell yeah, they went from eyesore to eye candy.
When we first got your boots they had layers of dirt
and just nasty things all over them.
So we cleaned 'em up and hooked you up
with a passion fruit purple paint job.
And on the interior we installed banana yellow
rabbit fur to keep your feet warm during the winter.
- Oh yeah, my feet do get cold, thank you!
- It gets better.
We flew out the top Italian fashion designer
who made a custom design on your boots.
- Who is the designer?
The details are amazing!
- Oh, I didn't think you'd ask.
I just said that to sound cool.
- So who did the design then?
- I found a dude on OfferUp that was
pretty good at drawing so we had him do it.
- Okay, pues, it looks good.
- It sure does.
Jesus, how many times have you been working
and thought, "Damn, I really need some measuring tape?"
- Never, I have an office job, not construction.
- Really?
I thought y'all told me he works construction.
Well, let's pretend that you do
'cause we hooked your boot up with a measuring tape
on the side so now you can measure feet with your foot.
- Thank you, I guess.
- Oh yeah, I noticed in this picture
that you're holding a dog.
- Ah, si, mi perrito.
- It's a cute dog, and I imagine
you probably take him on walks, right?
- All the time!
- Well, we installed a titanium dog hook
on the front of your boot so now
you can walk your dog hands-free.
- Ah, I like, I like!
Oye, what's that thing on the side?
- That right there is a 4K mini projector
powered by not one, not three
but two 150 milliamp solar panels.
- Projector?
Like to watch movies? - Movies, TV shows,
crappy YouTube videos by The Crazy Gorilla,
anything you want, dog.
- Ah, que chido!
Now I can watch my novelas anywhere!
Thank you, Anthony!
The boots are perfect!
- The pleasure is all mine.
Congratulations, Jesus.
Your botas have officially been pimped.
- I'm never gonna take these off.