(jazzy music)
♪ If ever I believe my work is done ♪
♪ Then I'll start back at one ♪
Oh, sorry, babe, I was just kind of singing about you.
Dammit, you weren't supposed to see that.
(jazzy music)
Oh, wait, by the way, did you ever
get that raise that you deserve?
You're superwoman over there,
kind of the glue that keeps it together
like how you keep my heart pieced together, you know?
(jazzy music)
I cannot believe she said that,
that girl at your job, I hate her.
She is, ugh, every time we talk
about her my skin starts to crawl.
You deserve better, you do.
You work too hard, you put in too much effort
and I just don't see it being recognized.
Babe, can I rub your feet right now?
I'm just feeling like you, you need that.
(jazzy music)
And, do you know what else makes me mad,
it's the press's unfair treatment of Megan Markle.
She is not only a princess,
she's an activist first, then a princess.
(jazzy music)
I know you've never heard me say this, but I love your cat.
Even though I'm allergic, even though
it messes up the majority of my coats,
there's no place I'd rather be than here with you and Randy.
I don't know why you called your cat Randy,
but he's cool, he's cool.
(jazzy music)
Okay, I'm gonna have to be transparent with you,
okay, and say that I'm solely looking
for a serious relationship right now.
At least, in my life, you know?
Those people are out here looking
for the one night, two night, maybe a month stand,
but for me, I want it for life.
Got a ring somewhere in here.
Not yet, that's too soon, that's too soon.
(jazzy music)
Did you ever see that post about self-care
on (mumbles) Instagram?
It was intuitive.
(jazzy music)
This book is good by the way,
talking about woman awareness,
woman appreciation, I'm into it.
(jazzy music)
I don't know what this book is about.
(laughing)
(jazzy music)
(beep)
The girl at your job, she gets on my last nerve.
Every time you talk about her,
I wanna vomit, I wanna throw up.
That's not romantic, but it's true.
Let's throw up on each other tonight.
I'm joking. (laughing)
(thump)
You want me to do that one more time?
- [Woman] Yes, without the vomit.
- Without, you don't want the vomiting on each other?
You sure, that's not, you guys aren't into that?
Nobodies into that? (talking all at once)
Nobodies into the vomit.