My hair looks so good.
You have no idea there's a million bobby pins hiding a mullet back there.
Hey everyone. So, I like to think that I'm at the stage of my life where Youtube comments just don't really hurt me anymore.
I mean, except for like the really really horrible ones cause I am still human. Look, I can touch my face.
But sometimes, sometimes. I just see these comments that remind me why I fucking hate humanity.
I'm not talking about the sexism, the racism, the homophobia, the transphobia. I'm talking about the "hey, um. look no offense
I was listening to you vlog. It sounded quite shit. No offense though. Like no offense, no offense bro.
No, I am not trying to offend you. No offense here whatsoever. I am not looking to offend you. That.
That is what I'm talking about. You can't just say "no offense" like it's some get out of jail free card.
And then proceed to say whatever shitty opinion you feel like. Like at least when someone says it's just my opinion bro.
It is just their opinion but when you're saying no offense, you're gonna cause offense.
Saying "no offense" will not automatically mean that that person will not be offended by what you have to say. Here's a simple guide if you feel like
you have to say "no offense" because you're worried what you're gonna say is gonna offend someone. Don't fucking say it.
It's pretty fucking simple. Your opinion while completely valid is not fucking needed. Ever.
If you are that person that says "no offense" just to get something off your chest. For your benefit. You are a chicken shit. Sir or Madam.
A chicken shit.
No one wants to be a chicken shit.
In my lifetime, I've never met anybody that has disregarded a shitty hurtful opinion because the person saying it has said no offense bro.
Aw man, that's no good. Go on.It's your turn.
Okay.
Four.
Chance card. Alrighty.
Oh, your hair looks like absolute shit and your videos haven't been good since 2012.
Where the fuck did that come from?
Huh, well. I think you'll be surprised to find out it was a no offense card. Ha!
Oh, of course. Gotcha!
Of course.
Ha! Fucked you over didn't it. Now if you said no offense but and genuinely did not meant to be malicious
And what you've said isn't malicious and you were just being cautious. That's fine but you probably didn't even need to say no offense.
if you think about it. So, I thought you know what for fucking funzies
I would share with you guys some of the best no offense comments that I have received on Youtube.
I'm about to get my soul destroyed.
No offense, no hate. I like your content and I respect you. But in my opinion, this is the most bullshit bad song I have ever heard.
Your eyes are so creepy in this video(no offence) kinda.
Seriously that was kind of dumb no offence
No offense, but you remind me of Gwen Stefani's son.
No offense but you look like a female Draco Malfoy.
No offense but you look like a want to be Miley Cyrus but you are still one of my favorite YouTubere.
Emma well done and don't take offense to this it is meant as a general thing..but are you on drugs??
No offence, but you're short. No shit sir.
Are you a slut? Hey no offense.
No offence but you look you have a disease with that hairdo.
Your eyes look weird in the pupil no offence.
Offence. What's that supposed to mean?
No offense but the tattoos look like they are drawn on with a sharpie, you must of went to the worst tattoo parlor in the world.
Emma you are so great but seriously serious videos a bit boring no offence this one was awesome. What kind of point are you trying to get across Megan?
Okay holy shit no offense but you're bottom teeth are SO fucked up.
No offense Emma love you but at the end of the video, you looked like shit.
Change your hair please it makes you look old with this hair color(no offense) Fuck off Tom.
This one is probably my favorite.
My god, are you still about? I thought you'd have annoyed people to the pint where they no longer gave a shit about what you have to say.
Famous for being famous has never been SO appropriate. And now you're going t try to down the I should be taken seriously as an artist route? Well that should be puke inducing rubbish!! No offence like.
What a dickhead.
No offense but you are annoying lol. dress as a cat or something. That'll make me less annoying.
No offense Emma I love you but your hair makes you look a bit like eminem. I, I'm just gonna move on.
I think that was all of them.
Um, well. I'm gonna go and jab myself in the fucking eyes now.
Like I said and hopefully as you can tell like I don't actually get upset at that. I just kind of laugh at this stuff now but
there are people who won't laugh and they will take it seriously whether you're saying no offense or not.
So, just be careful with what you're saying and if you think that you're gonna cause offense, don't just say no offense.
Just don't say it. Just do your bit to make the internet a better place.
I, it's full of shit. It really is. So let's, let's clean it up a little bit.
I sound like an adult. I sound like a mother.
You young fucking whipper snappers.
What kind of mother says you fucking whipper snappers?
It's way too late to make a video.
Uh, I hope you all have a lovely evening and I will see you in the next video.
Take care. Goodbye.
Catch ya later.
This video was fucking shit. All of the offense.