Hello, Ghostface.
How could someone just jump out at you like that,
in your own house?
No phone call, no small talk,
no fun horror movie trivia game...
Well what did he - or she - look like?
Uh, it was so fast…
Ugly tattered black hooded cloak...
cheap plastic white face mask -
like a stretched, frozen, anguished scream
with soulless, black, peanut-shaped pits as eyes.
Like this?
HE OR SHE’S BACK!
There’s no sign of there having been two Ghostfaces in this room.
Well what sign would that be?
Good point.
Look, obviously he’s seen his own reflection in the mirror and freaked out.
Happens to the best of us, but it’s probably worse if your a Ghostface.
I think he’s telling the truth.
Why?
Because if he isn’t,
then what would be the point of this video?
Oh my god, the contestants on these music quiz shows are so dumb!
The song titles are obviously "Turn Around" by Flo Rida,
"Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads and "Creeping Up Slowly" by Taxiride.
"Turn Around", "Psycho Killer", "Creeping Up Slowly"!
How weird would it be if I turned around and there was a psycho killer creeping up slowly?
I'm knocking on heaven's door!
Whoa whoa whoa!
What happened?
You look like you’ve seen a ghost, or the face of one.
A live-action Ghostface just tried to kill me!
Come on.
It’s true!
Are you sure you’re not just wrong?
Wait a second...
What are you wearing?
What, this?
This is my everyday wear, you know - just for around the house.
Super comfortable - real silk.
And it’s black so it’s slimming.
I’ve never seen you wear it before.
Or have you?
Are you’re saying it was you I just saw in there?
No!
Well then, where were you between the hours of
whenever it was Ghostface had that bathroom freak-out?
I have an airtight alibi.
At the time of the scaring, I was making sure our plastic food containers were airtight.
Yep!
Ain't no air getting in there!
Did anyone see you doing this?
No.
Then it’s not an alibi at all!
Wait a second - You don’t think I’m the killer?
Why are your hands covered in blood?
Oh, I cut myself electric razoring.
Where’s the cut?
It’s healed up.
That fast? What are you - Wolverine?
Marvel has yet to approach me, but it’s only a matter of time.
Who’s there?
Do you like scary movies?
Oh!
I love scary movies!
I love all the slashers -
the Screams, the Final Destinations, the I Know What You Dids...
Not such a huge fan of the supernatural ones
but I do like the Conjurings--
SHUT UP!
I’m gonna ask you some pub quiz trivia
and if you get it wrong...
your boyfriend dies.
Oh, he isn’t my boyfriend. We’re actually--
I DON’T CARE!
First question:
Name the killer in "Halloween".
Karen.
WRONG!
It’s Michael Myers!
No, you said “NAME the killer”.
and I did - I chose “Karen”.
That wasn’t a question - that was a command.
Oh for crying out loud!
I can’t believe you got through the first question on a technicality!
OK fine.
Question two:
What is the name of the killer in "Friday The 13th"?
Oh...
That’s an easy one!
Um...
It's a person...
Obviously... um...
Two words is what you’re after...
And... the first word has...
...three syllables.
And it starts with the letter...
"P"!
What’s the name?
"Paren"?
That’s two syllables, it’s not a real name, and it’s the wrong name!
Your boyfriend must now die.
Wait a second - isn’t the outdoor light switch just over there…
Two Ghostfaces!
No, I’m the good one.
Oh yeah.
Hey - good shot.
Of course!
The other Ghostface! There’s always two!
Except for in "Scream 3" but that was the fault of the producers.
Ghostface was Ghostface??
Somehow I always knew.
Careful.
This is the moment when you think the killer's incapacitated,
but then he springs back to full consciousness for one last scare.
Has the moment passed, or--
Hey what’s happening?
Someone just attacked me—
Not in my YouTube video.
It’s mine too.
Do you like scaring up new YouTube subscribers?
I don’t.
But it’s my job.
Scream
Scream, scream, scream
When you’re alone
In the night
I call your phone
Sharpen my knife
Whenever I find you
All you’ll get to do
Is scream
Scream, scream, scream