cowardly? i don't think so because i am kinda cowardly and i'm proud of it
i, finally finished harry potter. i know it took me about twelve and a half bilion years but i did it
ive read it, ive seen all the movies
and now im like super exited about harry potter and its all i can think about
besides from pokemon go.
but i want to sort myself! not
only in hogwarts,
but there is an American freaking school that you can be sorted into now on pottermore
I don't really know how to pronounce it, but it's like ilvermorn, I think. Yeah!
Ilvermorny.
So, I figured that, not only me, but I'm also going to bring Daniel
to see what he gets
placed in, whichever house
I am not sure
which house Im going to be placed in
especially for ilvermorny, cause i dont even know the houses
i really like slytherin just because its green
but after reading the books, im like, i dont wanna have to live in the dungeons
I dont wanna be a slytherin anymore, even though green's my favourite colour
I feel like I will probably get, like, hufflepuff or gryffindor
one of the two. we'll find out. definitely not ravenclaw
so I guess, lets get sorted!
I'm excited!
ok, erm, be sorted and discover your house
ooo, ok, forest or river?
umm,
I'm gunna have to go with forest, i just really love forests
ok, which of the following would you most hate people to call you?
ordinary
ignorant, ooo, I dont think I like that one
cowardly
I dont think so, cause I am kind of cowardly and Im proud of it!
ooo, selfish
hmmm, It's either between selfish or ignorant
I dont like that either! oh my god! this is so tough! am I divergant?
am i none of them?
you know what, first thing I felt was ignorant, i dont like being called ignorant. i dont - i dont - I just don't like that
okay, if you were attending Hogwarts, which pet would you choose to take with you?
a tabby cat?
siamese cat?
oh my god, all these cats! ginger cat - no.
po- ooo - black cat!
probably a black cat.
okay, white cat
tawny owl
screech owl
brown owl
you know - I fell in love with owls at the owl cafe
but, they're not really that, like
friendly, like they're not supposed to be around humans
so, I dont think I would put an owl through that, so Im gunna go with
something I can cuddle with and thats a black cat.
You and two friends need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll who insists on fighting one of you before he will let you pass. Do you:
Um, abso - freakin' - lutely I will!
Attempt to confuse the troll into letting all three of you pass without fighting?
A ravenclaw answer
Suggest drawing lots to decide which of you will fight?
mmm,
no,
Suggest that all three of you should fight without telling the troll?
I feel like thats a slytherin answer
um, volunteer to fight?
hmm, i dont think I would do that
Im doing this like realistically - like,
im tryna think of me
im not tryna think of what the answer should be
Suggest drawing lots
drawing lots to decide. OH, like picking sticks, I like that one
and, I like attempt to confuse the troll into letting all three of you pass without fighting
I think, honestly, I would choose this one
ok, what are you most looking forward to learning at hogwarts?
Apparition, dissapparition, oh being able to- that is freakin' cool!
honestly, I would love to do that, like to be able to basically teleport
somewhere
Transfiguration, mmm, no.
Flying on a broomstick, no
Hexes and jinxes, i guess
All about magical cre- no
Secrets about the castle, thats fun.
umm, Every area of magic i can, probably that one, yes!
Which would you rather be?
Envied?
Imitated?
Trusted?
Praised?
Liked?
Feared?
Who would wanna be feared? That's obviously a slytherin answer
I dont like envy. envy's one of the deadly sins
Trusted? Yeah, I think trust is important
umm, Praised? sort of, but not completely
Liked? Yes,
and Feared. no.
So its between, Liked and Trusted
Im going with Liked.
You enter an enchanted garden. Oh my god! yes! What would you be most curious to examine first?
The silver leafed tree bearing gold-- Oh my fricken God Yes! I'd be so excited about that!
The fat red toadstool that appear to be talking to each oth - No
But I would be into that too
The bubbling pool, in the depths - No
umm, A statue of an old wizard with a strange - No
Fricken the tree - give me the tree, I want it
The golden apples - Yes. Minecraft - Yes
Oh gosh!
Heads or tails?
Always heads
uhhhh!
Okay, this test is messed up! Am I a Ravenclaw?
Oh my god!
All this time!
I have just given it out without even thinking that I could be a Ravenclaw!
I am shocked - I am honestly shocked that Im a raven- Oh my God
I never even considered myself one, but now - the signs are there
okay, well, We have that one. Now lets do ilvermorny
alright, would you rather hunt
or be hunted? Oh, i'd rather heal!
I am strongest when I know I'm right
No
With my comrades - Yes
Enthusiastic - No
Awake - Im going to have to go with my comrades - for sure.
ok, Where would you least like to find yourself?
Imprisoned alone in a silent dungeon. That - I probably would hate
Locked in a crowded cage, standing room only - Oh my God, thats even worse
In the dock in court, accused of a crime - Oh my God - thats so scary
Yep, I dont like that
On the deck of a ship and a tidal wave comes over - Oh my God
why are - these are awful
Trapped in the attic as the house burns you alive! Oh my God
Burns below you - Oh my God
I got a little ahead of myself
On top of a bridge fraying over the canyon
That - sounds awful
umm, Lost in the forest at night eyes staring at - ugh thats scary too
I dont know - like, all of these
but honestly, being in a boat and you've seen a freakin tidal wave coming
Hell yeah
get away!
Think of the question you would most like answered by a person or an all- knowing being or device
Which of the following most closely resembles the answer you'd like to hear?
without the shadow of a doubt
Never
Very soon
It is impossible
who would want to hear it is impossible?
Yes
I like that - I like hearing Yes
ok, I will show you everything - you know what, Im just gunna go with yes
My magic is inborn
in need of work
unique
ooo,
I like unique - I think unique is cool
My greatest weakness is
nobody's business but mine
umm, what makes me, me - Oh my God
no
The source of my greatest strength
oh I like that, I feel like thats like, inspirational
I like this one
My beliefs are
hard won
who i am
constantly evolving
few but strong - I like constantly evolving
ok, You can rescue a baby or only bottle of - potion that could save a 1000 lives. which do you save?
oooh,
That could save
a thousand lives
oh my Gosh
that is so tough - im gunna go with the thousand lives
sorry baby
Im a Pukwudgie
Congratulations, you've been sorted into Pukwudgie
What the hell is a Pukwudgie
what the - what the heck - are you kidding me - okay
return to my profile - wait, i wanna know more about this house
what are you?
after a - fiercely - Pukwudgie house is sometimes considered to represent the heart of a witch or wizard
It is also said Pukwudgie favours healers
Im a Pukwudgie and Ravenclaw
That is so cool
im fine - yeah
Im cool with it - sure
Now, we are going to test Daniel, and we're just gunna do the Hogwarts test for him
so im gunna go grab him and we are going to do him
and see what he is, okay, okay
Alrighty guys, so i am now back and rejoined with mister Preda
Hello
hello
Thanks for the promo
yeah
Thats my name, my real name
so
Mr Daniel
What house do you think your going to be sorted into?
hmm
Hard to guess but I would say the house of Brittney spears
okay, I dont think that house exists
could you make me
You know
Now available on itunes!
okay, lets begin the experience
Okay, Moon or stars?
umm, stars
oh,
if you could have any power, which would you choose?
The power to read minds?
The power of invisibility?
The power of super- human strength
The power to speak to animals. Eliza thornberry
over rated
The power to change the past?
or the power to change your appearance at will?
oh,
you can only choose one
Thats everything
well, technically, if i wanna change my appearance at my own will, I could change my appearance to be invisible
and, then i could be an animal so I could speak to animals
so i'd choose this one, cause it's like everything all in one
Given the choice, would you rather invent a potion that would guarantee you
Love?
Glory?
Wisdom?
Or power?
I already have love
awhh
that's cute
power
power?
You want power?
Yeah, cause I feel like you could use it back then
(okay) or is this for now? (back then?)
just answer these as now (just power) okay - power
What kind of instrument most please your ears?
The violin?
Brittney spears
A trumpet
The piano
or a drum?
er, piano
The trumpet? No!
hahaha
If you were attending Hogwarts, which pet would you choose to take with you?
A tabby cat?
No
so no cats?
no
we can skip through the cats
Im allergic
Oh, a tawny owl
Oh, I hate screech
screeech
brown
remember that owl?
Snowy?
Barn?
urgh!
snowy owls are gorgeous
A common toad?
natterjack toad
dragon toad
harlet
No frogs -I hate amphibions
toe
okay, wait, you want a snowy owl
cause they're gorgeous
okay
you and two friends need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll who insists on fighting one of you before
he will let you pass, do you - oh I answered this one, okay
so, attempt to confuse the troll into letting all three of you pass without the fighting
suggest drawing lots to decide which of you will fight
snatch his wig?
suggest that all three of you will fight without telling the troll
or volunteer to fight
i'd talk my way out of it
yeah? yeah.
this one? yeah.
I did that one too
I would either talk my way out or come for him
oh, choose left or right
ohhh, no you don't
umm, right
You're Gryffindor!
what are - who are you?
Im a Ravenclaw
what does this mean?
well, we can learn more about our house
oh my god
danielle
Gryffindor. You probably know what some of the gryffindor's most renowned members include
Albus dumbledore and Harry Potter
Yeah, so basically, that
shocking
Im shocked - I was shocked that I was Ravenclaw
I took it again by the way - i took it on a separate account and I still got Ravenclaw
so,
well, I hope you guys enjoyed todays video
If you did please give it a big old thumbs up and we'll see you next time
good-damn-bye
(Ah, good day everyone and welcome to today's video)
(where I am going to try japanese girl products)
(so, these are those things that I actually collected when I went to japan)