(singing in foreign language)
(laughter)
- Today we're going to play
Would you rather? Latino Edition
- Wow !
- Would you rather get in trouble for forgetting
to take the carne/chicken out of the freezer
or burning the frijoles?
- I'd rather get an ass whooping for forgetting
to take out the chicken as opposed to
stinking up the place with burned frijoles.
- If you forget to take out the chicken, your mom's like
You don't (bleep) do anything in this house
when I die, you're gonna miss me.
All true.
- I can't reach fire alarms so I can't turn that shit off.
I have to like get on a chair
and that's a lot of work and stressful.
- If I forgot to take the chicken or the carne out
my mom would be like (speaking in foreign language)
what are we gonna eat then?
But if you burn the frijoles, my mom would be like
- Your eating those--
- (speaking foreign language) your gonna eat it.
- Would you rather
have to clean the entire kitchen before going out
Or have to babysit your siblings and cousins for 3 hours?
- I would babysit my siblings and cousins for 3 hours,
they're fun !
- I would-- - Do you like kids?
- Yeah I love kids !
- I hate kids. I'm sorry.
- I'd rather clean.
- Yeah, same.
I can just put on my headphones and go at it.
- You could bring it
- Yeah !
- You can clean while you drink some whisky.
- Yes ! I like that.
- So I much rather clean my kitchen,
its very therapeutic for me.
- Kids are exhausting.
- They are then you have to like play with them and
I'm like can you just go play with each other?
- Yeah I don't have that kind of time
- Me either.
Or energy. - Yeah.
- Would you rather
get your face smashed really hard into your birthday cake
Or accidentally get hit by a kid with the pinata stick?
Oh my God !
- You know, those 5 year olds man they can give
you a concussion, I rather get my face slaughtered
in delicious frosting as opposed to getting a concussion
from a 5 year old.
- The pinata stick is forever. One of my biggest fears.
- I'll go with the cake cause the pinata that just,
its so visceral while you even read it,
just accidentally getting hit with a pinata stick
sounds awful.
- No, like neither.
Like your not smashing my - You can't do that,
- face into cake, - You have to pick one.
- I wear glasses you bully and the kid hitting
me in the head like that kid is gonna get hit back
like no, I'm not
- I'm gonna get my face smashed in a cake and
then fight the person who did it.
- No, your honor, I'm not doing these.
- Would you eat caldo in 103 degree F Weather for 2 weeks
or get chorro on the first day?
- Okay, well #2 has happened so...
After I hooked up with someone and I was like
in the bed I was like okay I have to go
and I ran out of there - Oh my God !
and got in my Uber and left.
- If its just a one time thing,
maybe it'll be like a cute thing and be like oops
I have chorro and then maybe we bond over that.
- No. - I mean would you rather
get chorro on your first date?
- Yeah. That's fine. - Are you kidding me?
- They can see what its like.
- [Maya] That's what I said ! Sisters !
Sisters !
Would you rather have "Despacito" play
every time you hit the brakes
or have "Gasolina" play every time you speed up?
- I'm gonna have gasolina play every time I speed up.
That sounds like the dream yo. - And then when you brake,
Despa...
- I feel like gasolina every time you speed
Julio be like (foreign singing) and your like yes !
- Its his voice like
- That's so beautiful, Daddy Yankee.
- Thank you.
- Daddy Yankee reach out to us.
- I would rather despacito, I can't have that hard
reggaeton going on every time I hit the gas.
- Drive who in the comments please
- Just not that song !
- She really likes Justin Bieber, so she really--
(singing in foreign language)
- Oh my God, I can't do that.
- [Maya] What? That wasn't even the...
- So tell us how--- - That's what it sounds like
to my ears. I just can't.
Would you rather have to listen on repeat for a lifetime
Tiempo de Vals or Burrito Sabanero?
- To be honest, I listen to "Tiempo de Vals"
on Spotify just for fun.
- I would do "El Burrito Sabanero" to be honest because
I feel like in Tiempo de Vals, I'll just be like
Okay we get it, it already sounds like it goes on forever
when they play at Quinceañeras - it does, it never ends.
its like a half hour song - they're still playing.
- (singing "El burrito sabanero")
- You can get with some rhythm.
- Where you going on with that song?
- I've never heard any of those songs. So I don't know.
- For real?
- For real, I probably,
probably the Quinceañera one but I also
never had a Quinceañera.
How does this one go?
(singing "el burrito sabanero")
- I've heard of it, I just---
just want to hear him sing it.
- So yeah
- I probably would rather do Tiempo de Vals
because that you could listen to all year.
- It gets you popping that little kids voice is good,
the harmony's are on point ,
those little 7 year olds knew what they were doing
when they were singing about that little burrito.
(classical music)