We've got Power Wheels, versus X-Men figures.
>> You know what's happening.
>> Well I so I often talk and rightfully so, about the snapshot of
the kid on the Power Wheels and the kid with whatever toy, but
I think for this one I'm gonna go personal for me.
I never really had a Power Wheels and also,
like driving you drive enough it's kinda arduous isn't it a little arduous?
>> Arduous?
>> A little bit.
>> How?
>> For some people- >> What are you talking about?
You put your foot on the gas and drive.
>> Ladies and gentleman, let's see what a 180 sounds like.
>> [LAUGH] >> Arduous.
>> You gotta deal with traffic, right and you gotta pay insurance.
>> Yeah I was like though do you need insurance?
>> I'm not sure, you got to change the oil.
Like, I'm not trying to.
There's a lot that goes into it.
Now you have to get a detailed, they really just is a lot to owning
a car a lot of expenses and I'm not, if I have a little kid I'm not trying to break
him you take all those little duckets, I was little save money.
[LAUGH] I try to take it is give me what you got because your power wheels is
costing me an arm and a limb, so I'm going to need you out there work and now
the problem is we got little kids out here trying to find jobs we got we got him so
limited >> Can you just, even if we just listening
can he just rewind it immediately to the part where he was putting over
Power Wheels like they were the toys from on top of Mount Olympus.
>> I see a kid on a Power Wheels driving around.
>> Yeah, I say that kid is special.
That baby is special.
That baby is definitely great.
>> I love that child.
>> Someone who loves that child.
That child got money you hear we live in high on the hog.
There are tears.
There are tears of children.
There are tears of child.
Power Wheels, a Power Wheels toy.
A child on a Power Wheels toy is elite, that's an elite child.
That child is probably going to private school.
That child is gonna go on to get multiple degrees, that's the future lawyer and
doctor of America right there.
>> He called them the elite kid?
>> Kid I agree.
>> You said on Mt.
>> Hellen or what? >> That kid has a lot of expenses,
now the kid can't even be a kid.
[LAUGH] >> He gotta grow up too fast.
>> Because he's growing up too fast, right?
>> [LAUGH] >> Now look at all the things
you've forced upon him or her.
>> [LAUGH] >> Instead,
they could just be in their backyard play with X-men toys being a kid.
Or using their imagination.
Now they got to worry about other cars in the street.
They got to worry about, have these spreadsheets Teddy.
Now they gotta get it detailed.
They got to worry about their rims.
It's too much.
You put too much on this child.
That was a burden now this gift, this Christmas, whatever birthday present.
Now instead of something that they can love and adore and
use throughout their life now you've given them a burden or a hump on their back
across the bear I don't want that for my children, for any children.
I don't want to give you a cross.
So just based on that alone,
just to save the babies the added pressure of growing up too fast I gotta go extra
mile figures cuz I don't want that for children on Christmas morning.
>> My god.
>> Johnny, I'm sorry we got your Power Wheels?
>> [LAUGH] >> I got to
drive this Bentley around the neighborhood.
>> Bill's mom.
>> Right?
>> Fourth grade.
>> Yeah.
So just for that alone.
>> I'm gonna do my paper route in a Jeep.
>> Right?
All that paper money goes into the power of like in such as it was not like
a weekend pass or a year or any things you had to change your mind.
It was yeah maybe 10 minute even I saw another side [LAUGH]
>> I didn't consider that before you know?
>> Dude- >> I'm-
>> My god.
>> The vote is in.
>> It's great that you did a lot,
but power wheels dude. >> Look at
>> Dude I had,
I had a huge saber tooth and
wovered in fight constantly I he looks great in my Hawaiian shirt pocket
once you put one in coffees, >> Coffee, and
his wine shirt pocket >> Yeah,
>> My shirt doesn't even have a pocket.
Okay, and it's not really Halloween costume.
>> This is an Wolverine sitting in my pocket.
Yeah, you're doing great but
you messed up because I'm a cyclops guy dude and I would have thrown the toy but
it's not my toy to throw last summers >> Get Wolverine away from
>> -Wolverine that's not your girls.
>> No.
Jean Grey.
>> That's not your girl.
COVID Well, growing up too fast now, you know what?
I was gonna say that he that you made a good point I don't.
I thought you were going somewhere with this but you went
on a completely different tangent, which I was expecting you to go on.
But But my thing is.
The thing about power is that did suck, was when it ran out of charge.
Because now you're driving down the street.
You got your power wheels looking good.
Everybody's rubberneck and looking at you.
And then you went out of charge.
It becomes Comes a completely different thing and now everybody
in the neighborhood is driving by you, shaking their heads at you.
The look, you thought you were hot because you had a power wheel?.
You couldn't even charge it.
And now you're talking about the pressure,
the pressure of keeping your charge all the way up now.
And also to you got to keep it clean.
I mean now imagine you have a gingy, Power Wheels and now people are nosy.
The U is not even clean.
>> It's even clean.
>> You got bird poop on or whatnot, you got filth on it.
You gotta keep it clean.
Now, like I said, responsibility, the child shouldn't have to worry about that.
The child shouldn't have that pressure on their chest on a daily basis.
You shouldn't put a child through that kind of pain and tribulation and
>> [CROSSTALK] in the power wheel.
>> You never know, sometimes it rains outside into the soil.
We'll get muddy, sometimes that happens.
And I would much rather have a toy that gets dirty because you said X-Men can be
used inside and outside.
If I'm outside at daycare, my X-Men are getting dirty filthy.
Then I'm doing what, bringing them inside of the house,
bring all that dirt in the house.
The power wheel gets dirty.
It stays outside or in the garage.
He does not come into the house to bring that extra filth, to create an extra mess.
Wow. That is why power wheels win this argument
that you're making right now.
Power wheels can come inside the house.
Why don't you bring powers in the house?
Dude, what's wrong with you?
>> Every house.
>> You'd make?
No, I wouldn't let my kid your house you get dirt all over.
>> The tires on my carpet.
>> Most of you had [LAUGH] Excellent toys.
You could just easily wash them in the sink.
>> That's very easy to get in the bath with the kids.
You throw them in the bath.
Yeah. Bath time fun.
>> Damn the down the bath time.
>> Bad time fun.
Okay.
>> I don´t my big twist in the bath cuz- >> [CROSSTALK] It´s not that big.
[LAUGH] >> [CROSSTALK] I didn´t say,
I didn´t hide the small ones, I always had the big ones.
>> Hw big were your were they- >> [CROSSTALK] Eight inches.
>> [LAUGH] What?
Eight inches?
You have a six foot beast you can- >> [CROSSTALK] If I could´ve got
one either.
>> [LAUGH] >> I had it totally [SOUND] Yeah.
>> Okay, so let me ask this.
Because you're on the fence- >> I am on the fence.
>> And this part.
So if you walk into class or wherever your friend's house with a brand new wolverine.
And it's like this is awesome, right?
New toy.
>> Dope.
>> But what's the reaction like when you pull up?
>> To your restaurants, house and then New Power Wheels.
Okay, what are those?
What are those two reactions, >> But
what if let's say the Power Wheels cost $300.
I don't know what it costs but let's say you also
>> Also have the same value.
>> [SOUND] >> The $300 worth of X-Men figures?
Let's say the money is the same, now what are we talking about?
>> But the thing is- >> Damn.
>> To bring that into effect.
When you're talking about power wills in you said in your argument for
Power Wheels that you've got tonnes of money that's how it is loved.
The fans are probably rich.
So why wouldn't they just get you six different Power Wheels one for
you and all your friends.
>> Okay? [INAUDIBLE] Situation
>> Yeah like But
everything has to be the same, then that same now that's $1,800 that says $1,800.
But now in a vacuum now we need $1,800 worth of X-Men figures.
That means everyone in the whole school know
>> That is compelling.
>> That is to say we're taking in what it costs.
When he haven't done this at all.
>> Yea >> In the bracket.
>> It's a pretty laid bracket edition.
>> Sup Dan I can make whatever arguments I want to make.
>> Just bringing up the facts here.
>> Because of Power Wheel.
So you're saying it's a better toy because it's less expensive.
We have not one time talked about the expensiveness of the toys.
>> I saved that argument for now.
>> You're disgusting. >> Maybe we should of.
Just save that argument for now.
>> Maybe we should cuz that is hella compelling.
And if I had $300 worth of XMen figures, I would take that over to Powers.
>> And think about how many kids could acutally have XMen figures, because, hey,
of course, little Johnny.
I could spend $9, $10 on this Wolverine figure.
But you won't knowing you can't just go buy.
For most kids, they just can't be walking in a Walmart or whatnot.
>> Say hey, I want that Power Wheels in the in their mother, or father's like,
sure, we'll get you this power, which is a very big expense.
But think about how many kids could have access to these very.
>> That's not what the tournament's about, because they really in your example one of
the hot or the Power Wheels, that's what they wanted.
But they settled for the cheaper toy because they could afford it.
That doesn't make it a better toy.
>> I'd say.
>> I'm just saying in two different scenarios.
I'm saying in one scenario, kid a says, I want those Power Wheels and
the mom or dad says no, I'm sorry.
We don't have Power Wheels money right now >> we had excellent money
>> and then there's a kid be and
can't be says hey, I want that Wolverine,
not Scott Summers like >> You disgust me even
more >> you know what I got I got a little
bonus money for my job at Golden Corral.
I got a little extra change.
So yeah, you can have that Wolverine you can have
>> that with that logic.
Why would you not have stick entire in this position?
He Why didn't you offer that I >> never saw sticking tire at Walmart
[CROSSTALK] Things guaranteed together as a toy exporting section in
this warning section I was there yesterday.
Wow.
bundled together as a toy and I sit next to the yoga mats and
I said bundled together.
Yes. Next to the yoga mats.
It's not a toy that was not a toy.
Okay, Power Wheels Come on he now you're trying to bring in equality of pricing.
No, I'm not trying to convince you.
I'm saying if you have The money to get a Power Wheels.
You're going to get a Power Wheels over x men every time.
Regardless, you're not going to go into this room be like,
well do you want this Power Wheels?
Or do you want like three to $300 thing of x men?
>> Would you call it a Power Wheels?
>> I don't know. Honestly I'm
trying >> [LAUGH]
>> A different
ways >> A what?
Would they know?
I think of the exact scenario in my head but I was like I gotta get through this.
>> I was gonna it but you said it so I gotta talk about this.
>> [LAUGH] >> God.
>> He's talking about the snap shot.
The snap shot if you rolling up on the power wheel versus the snapshot if you
rolling up with a couple new X-Men figures.
They're very different things.
Everybody loses their mind and you've grown up in the new Bentley with the rims,
not at the new overing with the new claws.
I feel like it's always old over time.
>> And that's what I was about to say is the Power Wheels,
the power wheel, the Power Wheels, the power wheel [LAUGH] Is one toy and
as amazing as the toy is I feel like eventually you get bored of it not to
mention that when the battery gets low and you're going real slow and
it's faster the walk that is to like drive that sucks too.
But more so because people get bored with is one thing x men.
You got a whole just diaspora of x men toy so X men.
>> God.
God that hurt I'm sorry.
>> I have a question.
>> So [INAUDIBLE] >> What has power wills beat?
>> Power- >> What is power wills we'd been in this
bracket I need to know.
>> Has beaten Rubik's Cube, sorry.
And the ViewMaster it's been cakewall.
>> Also the nerf crossbow.
>> It's been a cakewalk for Powwe wills up.
This was a cakewalk.
That's a cakewalk.
I was I was hoping that it'd be something I could do more of an argument at but
pretty, pretty pretty, pretty cakewalk for Power Wheels.
Okay, so what's up next man man, but a better toy.
x man for the diversity and kind of range.
I mean, I love x men.
Just Just that that pop You can pick up an X-man at any given time whenever you
wanna play it.
Sometimes you gotta wait for a power wheels to charge.
That sucks.
Like six seven hours.
That's the worst.
For a child it's an eternity.
>> Until you become smart enough to just charge it when you're done with it.
>> It's not about smart, it's about time.
It's about time. >> You plug it in when you're done.
>> But what if you play with it for like four or five hours...
>> It's done guys.
>> The votes are in.
>> It's done.
>> The votes are in.
>> That's fine. X-Men
[CROSSTALK] >> It's fair game.
>> It's tough.
>> It's tough. It's tough.
>> It's fair. It's fair when...
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