- Jump!
Yeah!
Sorry, do you wanna share?
'Kay, get a bite.
There.
Yeah.
So, this is an Adley vlog.
It's a documentary of what Adley does
every single day.
Huh?
Adley's new favorite thing is
not her own bowl of cereal but
sharing cereal with dad.
This is how every morning starts.
Us watching a movie.
And then about halfway through,
we decide we don't wanna watch Moana anymore
and we turn it to Trolls.
That'll probably happen again today.
Huh?
Yeah, so.
Adley documentary.
Hi Koopa.
Trolls?
Yeah.
Here comes your song.
Are you ready?
Here it comes.
Oh, it's our song!
♫ Got sunshine
♫ In my pocket
♫ I got that good song in my
(laughter)
Should we dance?
Adley, shake your bum.
Oh yeah.
Good job.
Here watch,
I'll make him do a spin.
Ready you guys?
Do a circle.
Oh they're dancin'.
Now's the part of the day
where we try
experiments.
Ready?
You gonna jump?
One,
two,
three!
Yay!
Good job,
good jump.
Adley's a professional jumper.
Okay, look, we made a bigger jump.
Here comes the bigger jump.
One,
two, three.
Woohoo!
Yay!
Good job miss.
Mommy's here!
Mom watch!
- [Kenzy] What are you doing?
- Jump!
- You're crazy.
- Pretty cool.
Oh Koopa, you gonna jump?
Koopa, jump.
Jump Koopa.
He doesn't wanna jump.
What?
You have a boogie?
Did you get it?
Ew, let me see.
Oh you got boogie?
Gross.
You're gross.
As part of your documentary,
what do we do now?
We go to the park?
She wants to go to the park now.
Okay.
Now's the part of the day we go to the park.
You gotta go get clothes on.
You need a shirt and pants.
Okay!
Adley has made a game time decision
that we all need pigtails.
What does mom have?
Mom has pigtails?
What does dad have?
Dad has pig-
Dad has pigtails!
'Kay, Adley's gettin' her pigtails.
And then we'll be a pigtail family.
And go to the park and hope nobody's there
to see us.
Adley, let me see your pigtails.
Oh, and the other one.
Awe, you're so cute.
Where's dad's pigtails?
Are they cute?
Where's mom's pigtails?
Okay, we're ready.
Should we go to the park?
Pigtails at the park,
let's go.
High five.
Yeah!
Oh, we need shoes.
Good call.
(light hip hop music)
Olive,
Koopa,
we're home!
Hi!
Do you need a drink?
'Kay, let's get drinks.
Pro tip about getting Adley juice,
you gotta do like 3/4 water,
and then a little bit of juice
'cause juice is too sweet.
And if she spills it,
it gets sticky everywhere.
Here's your juice.
Careful.
You're welcome!
This is the part of Adley's documentary
where she's asleep back home,
and I run the space station,
make sure the vlog gets up.
Remember yesterday when I got stung by two wasps?
My ankle's huge.
- Ew, gross man.
I saw it from the outside but
off the shoe.
Looks gross. - Look at the inside,
give me some back to back comparisons.
- [Chicken] Oh man.
- [Shaun] Gross.
- [Chicken] Like you can see,
you can see the tendon right there,
and then this one is just literally
it's just a mass. - It's just jelly.
It looks like I have a broken ankle
on that side.
- [Chicken] It really does.
It looks painful.
- So pro tip, don't get stung by two wasps.
- That's a good,
hey, you know what?
I got somethin' that'll make you feel better dude.
This is the very first thing that
someone has ever sent specifically to me.
- And that's gonna make me feel better?
- Yeah.
Well, hold on.
It's something that'll cheer you up.
I'm so happy.
- Chicken's first package.
Who's it from though?
- It's from these guys, look.
Steve and Karen and
Amen, and Hailey, and Ethan, and Keeley
and a bunch of other people.
Dude, check this out man.
Mountain dew. - Mountain dew!
- Flavored popcorn.
And
chicken's mix.
- [Shaun] Chicken's mix.
Is that like,
chicken
and waffles
and syrup and stuff? - Ew no.
What, Gross.
- [Shaun] What's this one?
- Watermelon actually.
- [Shaun] Watermelon?
- This is the mountain dew flavor.
(laughter)
It's so weird.
- What the heck?
- [Chicken] There's like, actual carbonation
in the popcorn.
- There's like,
it's like acidic and bubbly.
How did they do that?
Okay, now I'm intrigued.
We gotta try more.
Watermelon.
This was supposed to be an Adley documentary
but it has turned into a popcorn taste test.
- Wait, woah, woah,
woah, woha. - You have to get a combo.
I feel like you need a black,
a red, and a
green all at the same time.
Are these like the seeds?
Should I eat the black ones or?
You're not supposed to eat the seeds.
- [Chicken] Oh, that's what that is.
I was confused.
I was like, yeah I can see the green
and the red but.
- Oh, my gosh.
That is delicious.
- Woah.
Wow.
- Hey!
Guess what.
These people.
Thank you a lot.
This is really delicious.
- Lisa's Passion for Popcorn.
You guys make good stuff.
Alright.
Vlog's goin' up and then we're goin' back home.
Gotta get home before Adley wakes up
so we can finish this documentary.
Hey, Adley.
Hi.
Back to the Adley documentary.
Every day we try to go out on at least one bike ride
or walk.
♫ It's every day bro
- Or do something like that huh?
Should we go on bike ride?
Yeah, what she said.
And we got the electric bike hooked up.
Are you gonna be the driver?
The chauffer?
What happened to your pigtails?
- I just made them a little more stylish.
- [Shaun] They're now pig buns.
- Yep.
- [Shaun] Mommy's got pig buns.
(laughing)
- Woohoo.
- [Shaun] Woohoo.
She keeps sayin' woohoo.
Adley, should we go see the doggies
at my sister's house?
'Kay, let's go.
Should we get out and go see the doggies?
- [Kenzy] She wants to bring her binky.
- [Shaun] You want to bring your binky?
Okay, you can. - Can you
get a drink for me?
- [Shaun] It's so hot.
- [Kenzy] Good job.
- [Shaun] Oh that drink cam.
- [Kenzy] You wanna hold it?
Okay.
- Knock on the door.
- Hey guys.
- 'Sup girl?
- Hi.
Oh he got toy.
Oh.
Did he get you?
Alright.
Made a group decision.
Back in the bikes,
me and Kenzy decided we wanna
go up to my dad's house to swim.
Adley are we goin' swimmin?
You go swimmin' like every day.
You're a little fishy.
♫ It's every day bro.
(light hip hop music)
- Hey.
- Hi papa.
At my dad's house.
Ready to go swimmin'?
Are those the doggies?
She's gettin' surrounded.
Oh they're gettin' ya!
She's getting it.
First pizza then pool, huh?
Get a bite.
- You gonna turn it over first?
- [Shaun] Oh yes, flip it over.
'Kay, now stab it.
Bite.
Good job.
Is that yummy?
- Yum.
- [Shaun] Do you like pizza?
Are you ignoring me and eating pizza?
You gonna jump in?
Okay, jump in.
'Kay.
One,
two,
three,
jump!
Yeah!
Good job miss!
We're just kiddin',
we're not gettin' in.
Bye.
- Slam
dunk. - Go.
- Woohoo!
- Very important part of this Adley documentary,
she's gonna be a professional basketball player
someday, huh?
- She's gonna be in the slam dunk contest.
- [Shaun] Yeah.
(light hip hop music)
Now we make ice cream, huh?
Push!
Oh boy.
Are you ready to get some?
Here's your snow cone.
What color?
Woah.
Here's Adley's. - Here's Adley's.
- [Shaun] Say thank you.
Did you say thank you?
Oh, good job.
Hey, don't do that!
(yelling)
And sometimes we just yell really loud
for no reason.
And then put our feet on dad's face.
Hey!
You wanna go ni-ni?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go ni-ni.
Here's your pajamas.
Yes, we're gonna go ni-ni.
Yes.
We gotta go ni-ni.
Have to go ni-ni.
Adley, should we go ni-ni?
Do you wanna dance?
'Kay, dance!
- You jammin', huh?
You jammin'?
- And we're ending the day the same way it started
with this weird Trolls song.
Say bye to everybody.
Say bye.
- Kisses.
- Hugs.
Awe. - Awe,
you gonna miss.
Hug line.
- Oh, the big hug.
- [Shaun] She's just like a sack of flour.
Adley's laughs. - Bye,
see you later.
- Adley documentary,
she loves her aunts.
And grandpa.
Where are you goin'?
We gotta get in the car.
Hey!
You're gonna fall.
I knew it!
Adley we gotta get in the car
and end your documentary.
It still ends with putting Adley to bed.
So stay tuned.
The most exciting part of her day is coming.
Hey!
Oh, are you gettin' tired?
Adley, are ready to go ni-ni?
You kickin' my camera?
Goodnight.
It is 8:30,
we try and get Adley to bed between 8:30, 9 o'clock,
we still got to brush teeth,
read a story,
and get a bottle ready.
And then it's night night.
- Yep, what he said.
And you need a blankie, and bunny, and binky.
(dings)
Stop.
- [Shaun] Okay, you got your book.
Let's brush your teeth.
Let me see, are they clean?
Oh those are pretty clean.
'Kay, Adley's turn.
Good job.
Hon, I can't take you serious with that hair.
- I can't take myself serious.
All done.
Hey,
let's read your book. - Read your book.
This is the part where we read the book.
And then we get the bottle,
you have to have two binkies
'cause if she loses one in the middle of the night,
she has another one to find.
And then we go to bed.
Alright Adley,
end your documentary. - Hi Koopa.
- Say, thanks!
For watching.
My documentary.
Okay. - Say goodnight.
- End the vlog.
Yeah.
That's not really the end of the vlog,
but almost.
Future Adley,
we love your guts.
You're gonna be two years old in one month.
And you talk so much even though
you don't even make sense
and you love to jump
and you go under water without being scared
and you love dogs, even big ones.
Whenever you're scared,
you want mom.
Your mom's your favorite for that.
But whenever you wanna have fun,
and driving your car fast,
you want dad.
You love Koopa.
Your favorite food is cereal.
That's kinda my fault.
And
my favorite thing you do is,
every time I say I love you,
you say,
So, I thought it would be fun to make a whole
video of what a day looks like
if you let Adley choose what we do.
Love your guts.
Bye.
- What do you want from me?
(laughing)
- [Woman] The awkward scene.
- Bah!
- [Shaun] Awe, you scared Adley.