Phil: Hey guys.. Dan: Hi
Phil: So when I am trawling through Tumblr one thing that I see quite a lot is PUNK EDITS..
Dan: Dun Dun Dun
Phil: Also I am joined by Dan, by the way
Dan: Hi i am here
Dan: how are you? This is a one-way conversation
Phil: Yea so I thought we could have a little look at some punk edits first
Dan: Sure
Dan: Ha
Phil: That is everything I dream to be
Dan: You look intimidating in that photo
Phil: I do
Dan: You look cool
Phil: I could scare a chicken away if it was walking towards me
Dan: I am sure that chickens would probably be scared of you anyway
Phil: That is my favourite one
Dan: That is pretty good, isn't it?
Phil: You look cooler
Dan: Yeah
Phil: You would be called 'Flamo'
Dan: Ok that was a cool moment until you said that
Dan: So why are we here today, Phil?
Phil: Well, inspired by Connor and Joey and also Marcus
Phil: We are gonna be making those dreams a reality and do punk edits in real life
Dan: Could I just say something before we begin this?
Phil: Sure
Dan: I can't help but feel this is slightly offensive to punks
Phil: What?
Dan: Well punk is a thing
like an entire sub-culture like tattoos and piercings
doesn't make you a punk even though they are called punk edits
Phil: I guess
D:And there is something about like a bunch of
clean cut boys buying accesories to play dress up for entertainment
D:It's like alternative cultural appropriation
P: Are you done?
D: Yes
P: Let's do this!
P: Let's start with the piercings
D: Okay well I mean I can kind of contribute some credibility to this bit already
D: Who's not a poser? Dan's not a poser. I have got legitimate holes in my flesh
P: That is cheating. You already came prepared.
D: It's cheating?
P: Did it hurt when you got your ears pierced?
D: Not really
P: My mom said it felt like tiny bees stinging her ear
p: well I got these magnetic gadges
D: * laughs*
D: Wow
P: I kinda suit them
D: I don't know it's weird. No, I think your personality is too adorable for it
P: Really?
D: It doesn't look right
P: I almost got gadges until my friend's ear got split open
D: Let's get some fake ones
P: Let's add to your face
P: Alright I am gonna go straight into the nose D: Okay
P: Oooww
D: You did it the wrong way around you fool. You were supossed to do it with the clip showing oh my god
P: I am pierced D: [ laughs loudly]
D: This is so strange P: I wanna sneeze
D: It is making you wanna sneeze
P: Yea D: Okay, I am gonna go for septum piercing
P: There you go D: Septum piercing achieved
D : [weird noise] itchy
P: If you feel you must sneeze you should tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue
D: Is that a thing? P: Yeah D: really?
D: Now there was a period in my life, when I was about 16, where I actually considerd getting snake bites
P: Really?
D: I liked the idea of it 'cause there were so many cool looking emo guys on myspace
P: yeah
D: and I was like [mocking voice] "I wanna be cool like them" but no
D: [Weird noise]
P: I feel like im putting on too much pressure right now D: Don't actually pierce me Phil
P: I hope [username Tina48] washed these before she send them
D: Phillll ?! P: [Laughs whaa] D: where did you get these from?
P: Ebay D: were they packaged?!
P: Yeah
D: So what's next in our appropriation adventure?
P: Tattoos!
D: Great you messed up my hair
P: We have dragons, a naked lady riding some dice
D: I don't think those are very punky i'm looking for skulls
P: Illuminati eye
D: Shotgun that one [music]
P: ah Tigerprint right this one is meant for me
D: That's meant for your t-shirt as well
P: Just imagine you're lambing D: okay this is a cows uterus
D: And I'm going shoulder deep
both: ooooooh
P: is this suposed what putting tights on feels like if you had legs where your arms are
D: What does that even mean? What did you just say?
P: I don't know what I'm saying D: well okay
D: Tada! wow! okay how do you feel Phil?
P: I honestly think it looks pretty cool.
P: Mine says ride on it in a heart. D: That one is more biker than 'bring me the horizon'
D: Dragons, now this more Phil
P: Okay I'm definitely more Dragons.
P: Goodbye naked lady, thank you for riding my arm!
P: ok
P: Tattoo 5!
P: I've got these tribally ones D: Oh yeah because those tribal tattoos are really punk aren't they
P: They're only ones they had on ebay and then also this dragon D: Shotgun the dragon
P: No D: No you've got the Dragons.. [Pause] Fine
P: It matches is my Arm D: You're just going to look like a Yakuza member or something
D: How do we apply this your neck Phil P: O I [ Pauze ] thankfully got a handy
D: oh it's a Dan and Phil shop mug ready for applying the tattoos
P: So useful and amazing
P: yes so you can [ Laughs] D: We could be QVC presenter
P: You get the wet sponge D: Yeah
P: Let's dip out the excess and then D: This video is so uncomfortable in like every way
D: Dap Dap P: [moans] My nipples
D: Stay still, stay still or it's not gonna work P: It's so cold
D: [Sings] It's dripping all over his body dripping dripping yeah
D: Time to remove
D: Oooooh [laughs] oh yeah that's amazing! P: Wow
D: Do you like? P: I look like some secret gang member
P: do you know call me Phil any more, call me
P: Dragon
D: I expected you to make some kind of pun on Phil plus dragon but you just said dragon
P: I said dragon D: I think everybody is disappointed
P: Oh ok let me let me do it again. D: You should have give that more thought
P:Don't go to call me Phil anymore.. D: what should we call you now Phil?
P: Philgon
D: No
D: Wait what are these? P: Oh they're tiny little piercing
D: Oh so I can make it look like i have an eyebrow bar P: Yeah I wanna do one
P: Auw auw auw stop [Pause] I don't see it. It's tiny
P: There we go
D: The only ones i have left these inappropriate tribal ones
D:Okay where should I put it? P: Around your neck
D: Oh my you Phil yo you lo- you make me look like a wet myself to
D: Phil, Look at my jeans
D: ooooh P: It has not worked it has not worked
D: Phil! P: Oh no
D: You didn't dab it well enough P: I did
D: you are useless
P: I can fix this by overlapping it I'll use my fingers instead so i can get it right in there
D: Don't say the phrase "right in there" ever P: [singing] Making a tattoo as i'm damping in your neck
D: I regret agreeing to this
D: These are quite fun to lick inside your mouth
P: Yeah D: Ebay Dan remember, remember
P: Here we go
D: That actually gone so much worse
D: Consider that you did it!
D: Phil you do not have a good water control seriously
P: Oh You need to hold a place now
D: This video is going to have a lot of very strange screenshots toanyone that does not have watched it
P: I can feel your heartbeat is going boom boom boom
D: Shut up
D: Yeaah yeah tiny dragon
P: also got this I don't know why it came in the box
D: Isn't that just like a girls neck accessory
D: alright let's move on to hair, Ow, oh my god! Violent.
P: Exciting temporary colour, she looks happy about her hair.
P: Spray into eyes
no, avoid spraying into eyes
D: Why am I letting you do this?
P: Let's have a look
Both: [Laugh]
P: I'm ready! D: Here we go!
P: Is it working?
D: It's totally working
P: Try using this. D: Ok why what's, gonna, is this like the failsafe
P: Yes D: your hair was too black for this universe
P: It just looks like a smurf has pooped on my head
D: that stands out a bit more P: Yeah that's brighter
D: OK wow
D: There is one thing left on your table that I see in front of us
P: eyeliner
D: That was so quick, what you doing AHHH!
D: How does this feel Phil?
P: it feels like I'm being poked with a pencil in my eye
P: Punk edits complete
P: I feel like I should have an American accent now
D: What P: well I don't know why? D:This isnt American thing
P: Hey guys my name is Philgon
D: this entire thing was a terrible idea
P: I think you keep the red hair the red hair D: The red hair and?
P:and maybe the lip piercing
D: ok I think you should keep the dragon tattoo and the sleeves
D: definitely P: Ok
D: Todays "Draw Phil naked is...
P: So That's it, Please thumbs up this video, if you like our looks D: Thanks for watching
P: Also if you want to check out Dan's channel you can click on his face
P: Also we have a gaming channcel together if you didn't know which is DanAndPhilGames
P: and you can watch it in this area
D: Should we go recording a gaming video looking like this
D: it may just be confusing
P: Also please subscribe if you want to see more amazingphil action.
P: oh my hair is disgusting
D: all over your forehead it's such a mess
D: I'm really enjoying licking these lip things though P: Remember I got them off Ebay
P: oh my God look at our hands! D: Yeah how do I look like I've been waiting in someone's blood
D: you look like you can do something very inappropriate to a smurf