(laughing)
- I'm just so scared. Please, I don't know what I'm doing.
In front of me there's a huge, marble orange-
It's actually scary 'cause all this is free space
and you're just standing in the middle of space.
- Yes!
Space!
There it is. Okay.
- Alright, alright okay, okay, okay.
Oculus Quest.
I play ping pong IRL, so let's see
if I'm as good in virtual reality.
And...
- Back, front.
- Is that me?
Oh, I didn't start yet.
(laughs)
- Oh, I'm the robot, I play a robot.
These things are good.
- I don't think this is gonna work.
(laughs)
This is not gonna work.
- My serve?
Cool.
Aw.
- Alright, so this robot is getting on my nerves.
(laughs)
Ugh, I'm afraid I'm gonna hit an object or something.
- I don't have a single point, are you kidding me?
- And it is a workout.
I'm basically doing the same thing
I'd be doing in real life.
(grunts loudly)
- I am losing so bad at this game.
This robot is kicking my ass right now.
- I'm starting to breathe and wheeze.
- I'm just going to try to do that slam.
Slam!
Okay, no, I went too far out.
- What's going on?
Did I lose?
I just lost.
(sighs)
- I have robotic hands.
Ooh, there's a gun.
Shot someone.
Boom!
- It's falling, oh look at that.
It's falling, and I catch it in midair.
Oh.
(laughing)
Dude, do not be sneaking up on me.
- I don't know where my guns are.
How do I get them?
(laughing)
I don't know what to do.
- Oh and then punch.
(grunts)
Punch, punch!
- So, in order for time to progress
I just kind of have to do this weird motion juggle thing
or just wave around.
(grunts loudly)
Got ya first.
There you go.
(laughing)
- I don't have a gun, are you kidding me?
I have to dodge these bullets "Matrix"-style?
- Oh my gosh!
Wait, I get to do...
(laughs)
alright now we can't mess around.
Make a fist!
(screams)
I can't make a fist!
This feels like a bad dream.
(laughs)
- Oh my god.
(laughs)
Ooh
- More shuriken.
Dead.
I can do this all day.
Kill people?
Sure.
(laughs)
- Let's try again.
Nope.
- Oh my god, can I just leave?
- I'm just punching people now.
- Im just going to grab this from you.
- Someone's right in front of me
and I can't shoot them.
(laughing)
(grunting)
- Whoa!
That's a lot of bullets.
- You too.
(laughs)
I'm tired of y'all
- Not this guy!
(laughing)
I'm so tired.
(laughs)
- Ahh!
Ahh!
I'm done, I'm just gonna lie down for two minutes.
- I wanna do that again.