These workers are doing their job perfectly!
No mistakes, just straight up skills!
A big shove annnnd…
nailed it!
I’m pretty sure there’s a golfing joke in here somewhere.
Who needs a skateboard when you can shred the shovel like a construction-worker Tony
Hawk.
Remember when your parents said not to play with your food when you were a kid?
Well how else are you going to practice your basketball skills while working at the green
grocer…
Turn your show shoes into cool looking sneakers with just a soldering iron and about 10 years
of footwear crafting experience.
Man, this guy makes it look soooo easy!
Looks like all those hours of practice have paid off – with a cheeky bottle cap challenge
thrown in for good measure!
How to clean a floor in ten seconds: ten guys, ten squeegees, 20 socks, zero pairs of shoes.
Slide on sweeper men!
When scissors just won’t cut the mustard – pun intended – why not use an ultra
bright hot laser?
Don’t sneeze or you may just lose a thumb.
When someone says they can carry 2 dozen bricks on their head with their eyes closed, maybe
believe them next time.
It may just be the man in the video!
Piping bags are so old school – real artisans of the baking craft cut dough straight from
the mixer.
There’s less washing up to do, and it's just so much more fun to watch.
When you’ve been stamping approvals for 40 years, you can do it so quick and easy
that it becomes just like breathing.
Whether it’s bureaucracy gone mad or not, it doesn’t make it any less enjoyable to
watch.
No, what you’re seeing isn't a time lapse video of fast growing mushrooms.
This is the proper way to install expanding foam insulation.
Anyone who’s been up inside a roof space has probably seen the wrong way to do it.
Make no mistake – it takes hammering in tens of thousands of railway spikes to achieve
level 100 in sledgehammer swinging.
Do you work in a tire shop, but hate carrying things short distances?
Pay attention and watch this guy for one of the best life hacks I’ve ever seen.
Now why didn’t we think of that?
Yellow road paint, or forbidden nacho cheese dip?
I’m not sure what’s cooler: pouring in the exact required amount of paint, or the
other worker following it up with his best Salt Bae impression.
I’m gonna call this big boy’s toy the Carpet Cannoli Maker.
This man’s face is a mask of concentration.
Jokes aside, I could quite literally watch this forever.
Whenever I try to paint out walls, all I end up with is a patchy coat with about a billion
bits of fluffy stuff stuck on top.
This is what knowing how to paint professionally looks like – time to take note.
It seems all it takes to erase a decade of muddy footprints from your door mat is a hot
dose of superheated steam and a vacuum cleaner.
What sorcery is this?
I have no idea how this floor paint dries so fast, but the fact that this guy’s shoes
are still looking so fresh is the icing on the cake.
With enough practice, you can channel your inner Scorpion and hit behind the back hook
shots like this tricky trucker.
Floor staining level – pro!
Check out that bottom step, not a drop spilled.
True poetry in motion!
If you can spread peanut butter and jelly on a sandwich, odds are you can fill the cracks
in the road with sticky tar.
Talk about overlapping skill sets.
All the drywall installers out there know just how hard it is to get the tape to stick
properly in the corners.
This magnificent machine makes it a breeze – so long as it's wielded by someone who
knows how.
I’ve just seen the high tech solution to cutting utensils, but what about a low tech
option?
A bottle of butane and a gas burner work wonders for opening up bags of grain as it turns out!
Blockheads have no business doing block work.
The skill of this worker is proof of that!
Well I’m a little embarrassed here.
I can’t even fold my own socks, let alone do anything like this without looking.
28 socks in 15 seconds, that’s 112 socks a minute, and 6,720 an hour – quick maths!
It’s hard enough to smooth off cement when it’s on the ground, but it’s even harder
when it's dripping off a wall.
This guy makes it look like anyone can do it, but trust me – this is no mean feat!
Witness this tutorial – how to pack a stack of boxes in a truck in 10 seconds by hand!
The guy at the bottom gets some serious airtime on those boxes of bottles!
Free gym session.
It’s good to see that automation hasn’t entirely taken over the manufacturing process.
I’m not sure what’s more impressive – drawing the lines on a basketball by hand, or the
fact that this woman doesn’t get black smudgy fingerprints all over it.
Roller Skating waiters were pretty popular once upon a time.
But these days you almost never see them.
Watching these guys, I can understand why it died out - it takes a lot of skill.
Skills that even great waiters don’t have.
I do wish it would make a comeback though.
Gone are the days where one guy used a roller to mark out road signs.
Now you just need to be able to drive straight.
Well before it ends up in your shot glass, tequila starts out its life as a horrible,
spikey plant that grows in the middle of the desert.
It’s no match for a farmer with a sharp spade though…
Ever wondered how all those different shapes get painted onto roads?
This is how.
If soap packing was an olympic sport, this girl would have gold for sure.
Watch closely and you’ll see that she’s packing an entire crate in
just 10 seconds.
First question – what manner of bird or beast laid these enormous eggs?!
Second question – how do I get a job painting them?
This dude’s taken the term learning the ropes to a whole new level.
What you’re seeing here is more like mastering the ropes!
You don’t have to pay loads of money to have a turn on a tourist attraction - just
get a job coiling wires like these people!
It’s way more terrifying than any ride.
This person makes cleaning a muddy road look about as easy as walking the dog.
Strangely satisfying to behold!
What’s sandblasting?
Well, it’s to body shop workers what an eraser is to a kid with a pencil.
Simultaneously wash away that stress, and that horrible paint job on your car.
Wait for it – this is what world-record breaking chainsaw work looks like.
Holy smokes that was quick!
Now, let’s see that again…
Meet the Roomba’s slightly more outdoorsy and adventurous cousin – the Pathba!
Prince of the pristine pavement, and looking absolutely fabulous in that canary yellow
jacket just quietly.
This chef has mastered the noodle making technique, and his accuracy is seriously impressive.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the cement smoother.
I never knew things like this existed, but I’m so glad they do.
Time must really fly for these workers.
Just like people, trees need a haircut every month or so, otherwise they end up looking
disheveled and unkempt.
Short back n sides, thanks barber.
I have no idea what this concreting contraption’s called, but anything that gives a smooth,
flat finish to wet cement without breaking your back is incredible in my book!
Ask any chef worth their salt – they hate wasting good ingredients.
The bonus is that this humongous mixing bowl is now scraped clean
and ready for the next batch to cook.
I’m not sure if she’s making timber feet for coffee tables, or peeling exotic fruit.
Oddly satisfying to watch though!
So this is how toilet paper’s made… roll on up and enjoy the show!
Touch screens were put into restaurants to increase productivity, but I don’t think
anyone expected it to speed things up as much as
this.
The only solution for cutting up gigantic logs seems to be simple – gigantic axes.
It’s chilling to think that in the dark ages, this guy wouldn’t be making firewood
– he’d be relieving people of their heads.
Messing up a concreting job will usually cost you a few cases of beer for the construction
crew.
This guy has guts, one slip would have him coughing up some serious beverage money.
That’s surely one way to finish cement!
Popcorn is for eating at the movies, not for hanging from your ceiling like a bunch of
sad stalactites.
As they say, a scrape a day keeps the popcorn ceiling away…
The way this guy picks his fruit is berry pleasing to the eye.
Yes I know, I really blue that dad joke.
Oh well, enjoy the video!
I remember covering my school books in clear plastic, but I’ve never seen it done on
a wet cement floor.
You gotta admit, the system works.
Cowboys rode horses, but gardeners choose the humble sit-on mower as their chariot.
The true embodiment of work smarter, not harder.
Fresh off the competitive cup stacking circuit, this worker shows that years spent piling
drinking vessels on top of each other are far from a waste.
Rumor has it she gets paid by the thermos flask…
As this tractor cleans the pavers and makes its way past the pen, keep an eye out for
the cow who turns her head away in embarrassment.
Next time at least attempt to clean up after yourself Bessie!
Though lacking the funding and global support of the original, the Lumberjack Olympics is
far from being a boring event.
Pack your short stacks and maple syrup, we’re cutting timber up today!
Don’t let the name fool you – weed whackers are more than capable of cutting tight lines
on that freshly decked lawn.
And here I am using an edge trimmer like yard maintenance rookies.
Not a ruler or a straight edge in sight, and this worker’s nailed the perfect length
on their bamboo curtain.
Measure twice, cut once just doesn’t apply to them it seems!