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Who had the one that was the hardest to get out of,
to go to the restroom?
I think Chris Hemsworth was--
wasn't he bolted into his, I feel like.
Perhaps.
But when you're in your entire situation,
you can't do anything.
Correct.
Yeah.
So I would say probably his has got to be the worst.
Oh, probably.
[LAUGHTER]
You weren't sure there for a minute, were you?
Well, see, every time I look at you,
you're wearing a Black Sabbath.
T-shirt and then all of a sudden,
I forget all the work that you have to do outside of--
Well, I've done a bunch of these movies.
So every time we do a new one, I say,
do I really have to wear it?
Can't you just paint it on later?
Yeah.
They can do so much with CGI now.
But when you fell, they said you can't--
if you go to fall, you can't put your arms out.
You'd break your arms?
Correct.
Why is that?
Because you'd be locked into the suit.
And then the suit would be OK, and your arms
would break inside.
Can you imagine the idea?
You're thinking about falling.
And so instead, you go--
[LAUGHTER]
And did that happen?
Not to me, but to one of the stunt guys who did it.
I felt like it happened to me.
[LAUGHTER]
Pepper, my part, my character, she gets
to do a lot more in this movie.
She wears the Iron Man suit.
Now, what was that like?
It was great.
I loved it.
But isn't it complicated to get in and out of?
It's not like we're in yoga pants,
but it's not as bad as the boys make it seem like.
Yeah, they act like it's a big ordeal.
Don Cheadle and Robert Downey Jr. were having hot flashes.
They were meditating.
They were freaking out.
It really wasn't that bad.
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Interesting.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Now, for some reason, this outfit
at the premier the other night got a lot of attention
that you wore.
Did you know?
Oh, last night?
Did it?
Yeah.
Let's take a look at the dress.
[CHEERING]
Oh, brother.
I think there's questions here.
And the question to me is--
Why is your ass hanging out?
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It just appears you don't see anything in the area
where you'd see--
Underwear?
That's right.
Yeah.
Oh, I kind of had a disaster.
I was doing a show, and I changed there.
And I went, and I couldn't wear underwear.
I don't think I can tell the story on TV.
Now you've told it.
Let's just say everyone went scrambling for a razor.
[LAUGHTER]
And so I went from being the most beautiful to the most
humiliated in one day.
Boy.
[LAUGHTER]
I really have some questions now.
[LAUGHTER]
You certainly don't take care of yourself.
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I mean, it was just the side of your leg.
What is going on with you that--
I work a '70s vibe.
You know what I mean?
Oh.
Got it.
Yeah.
I don't.
But why--
- OK, and cut.
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Really?
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
So you got to do your own stunts.
Let's start.
How can I get off that topic?
That's impossible.
We're all thinking about that now.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
We'll take a break.
Your wife is Spanish, right?
Yeah.
So does the three-year-old-- obviously, the one-year-olds
don't speak Spanish yet.
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with them.
They can't even walk properly either.
Oh, no.
They can't walk?
No, they-- I have to dress them.
They're a bit lazy.
But no, my daughter is bilingual.
Amazing.
You walk in the room.
And if someone's not authentically Spanish,
then she just won't even have it.
She's like, no, and will English.
Even if my mom or someone attempts to speak in Spanish,
she's like, that's horrible.
You're butchering the language.
Get out.
Wow.
A snob.
Yeah, a snob.
So she speaks both Australian and Spanish then?
And English.
Yeah.
And English?
Three languages?
Wow.
That's really impressive.
In Australian, she's not quite there.
She'll grab me by the face though.
And she gets frustrated.
She'd be trying to describe something in Spanish.
And I can't even remember the word.
But we were at the nature park the other day.
And she's like, I want to see the pepitos or something.
And I know that's not even an animal.
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And I'm like, I don't know what that is.
And she's grabbing my face.
She's like, Papa, it's Spanish.
It's Spanish.
It's like, I'm sorry.
So your kids must be so into the fact that you're Thor.
They see you in that outfit, they
must think it's really cool.
Well, I want them to have their own little costumes.
Oh.
So we have--
That's amazing.
And this is safe for a kid.
This is good.
Yeah.
This is the second movie you've done with Chris.
Yes.
So you should know him by now.
I do know Chris pretty well by now, I think.
You know that he likes to scare people.
How did you get her in there?
He didn't.
You guys handled it.
I was told that there were some QVC products in the bathroom
to check out.
We baited her.
Wow.
And I was like, oh, is that why you did the thing with Julia
Roberts the other day?
Oh, my god.
All right.
Let's see what happened.
And just to let you know,
I'm not going to wear it,
[SCREAMING]
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Oh my god.
Oh no.
I'm sweating.
That was the best thing.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, man.
That was the best.
Oh, goodness.
I'm sweating.
I was really cold.
And then I walked into the bathroom.
I have a really bad fight or flight response, I think.
No, because you stayed upright.
You could have gone down.
I've seen some videos where people crumble.
Yeah, Taylor Swift went completely down.
I've done that before in my house before.
You instantly started sweating, you said.
I did.
I was trying to air this out a little bit.
What do you mean?
And have you?
I've been trying.
But now I'm nervous.
I have a really great dog.
I did a movie last year.
The sweetest dog.
You rescued it?
I did.
We did a film.
And one of the scenes was in a shelter.
And you walk in, and you say, are these all real shelter
dogs?
And I found one that just didn't belong there.
No, he did not.
Well, none of them.
Look at him.
What's his name?
Oh, man.
What's his name?
His name's Dodger.
He's adorable.
He's not as cute as my dog, but he is adorable.
Your dog's real cute.
[SCREAMING]
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[CHEERING]
Yeah.
I was fine.
[LAUGHTER]
Come on, man.
Don't make me do this.
Is it an ice cream cone?
Yes.
Thank god.
Geez.
I wanted to wait.
Muscles.
Muscle Man, right?
Muscle?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Licking an ice cream.
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Let's talk about Spider-Man.
So were you a fan growing up?
Huge fan.
A huge, huge fan.
Yeah.
And how did you find out you got this role?
That's a huge thing to get this role.
I basically had been auditioning for about five months.
And after my final audition, they said,
you'll find out tomorrow.
Fast forward six weeks, I was still waiting, still waiting.
And one day, Marvel just posted on their Instagram,
go to our website to find out who the new Spider-Man is.
And that's it.
I just found out online.
They didn't call me up or anything.
So I ran downstairs.
I was going ballistic.
My poor dog, Tessa, was terrified.
And my brother, Harry, who's pretty savvy
with technology and stuff was like,
dude, they've probably been hacked, bro.
They were trolling you, right?
They would let you know.
And so I called my agents.
They were like, oh, this is amazing.
And then Kevin Feige finally rang me and said,
I've got some great news.
You're going to be Spider-Man.
I was like I know, Kevin.
You put it on Instagram.
I'm 20.
Do you really think I'm not going to find it?
It was so fantastic.
You look great.
It's good to see you again.
It's good to see you.
Thank you for having me.
What a big year.
I mean, you had Black Panther.
Now you have us, which--
I mean, it couldn't get bigger.
I heard you did something interesting last year.
What did you do?
I went on a 10-day meditation retreat.
Oh, wow.
Where?
Yeah, it was outside of Dallas.
It's a passionate retreat.
I don't know where it was.
It was like farmland.
You go there, and you sign away your electronics.
And you promise to stay the 10 days.
And it was the hardest thing I have done.
Really?
Aside from Us.
Yeah.
But do you speak?
Or you don't speak?
No, it's complete silence for 10 days.
You're allowed to ask questions at specific times of day.
But you're not allowed to make eye contact
with the other people on the retreat
because the idea is for you to have a solitary experience
and really just face your own demons.
So all that silence, no electronics,
no music, no TV, nothing, just and your thoughts.
And boy, did I learn a lot about my thoughts.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Yes, silence is a really powerful thing.
I believe in that.
And at the end, did you get to look at people
and then learn about them?
Well, it was funny.
Right before we started before the silence is official,
some woman came up to me, and she was like,
are you Lupita Nyong'o?
And I was like, oh, damn.
I came all this way to get away from that.
Right.
And then afterwards, she came up to me and said, I'm so sorry.
I realized after this 10 days that that was the one thing you
were probably escaping from.
And I appreciated that.
She was probably the whole 10 days going, god, I'm an idiot.
Why did I do that?
Just the whole time just by herself,
oh, she's going to hate me.
But I'm going to go up to her at the end,
and I'm going to say-- that's all she had going on.
There's some crazy tattoos that fans have
gotten, like the entire back.
I've seen some of them
The entire back?
Yeah, there's one-- well, there's one.
What?
Oh, no.
Wait a second.
On a hand?
Wait a second.
Look at that.
Wait.
I'm on someone's back?
Yeah.
That looks like the bride of Chucky.
Remember that?
Get out of here.
Yeah.
That face is-- oh.
Oh, snap.
That's my resting face.
Yeah.
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That looks bananas.
I know.
That one's not bad.
I mean, that's beautiful.
What's in the middle of my forehead?
Oh, that's someone's skin.
That's someone's skin.
Yeah.
It's someone's mole that's now on your forehead.
They just incorporated it.
Yeah.
Wow, my nose looks crazy.
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That's not bad.
What's the weirdest thing that you've seen--
Wow, that one's really good.
--in merchandise?
You look hot in that one.
Wow.
I mean, I feel a new sense of pressure
as a person to not be a giant embarrassment to someone
because that's going to be a lot of work to cover up if--
Yeah.
I think it looks good.
I like it.
Maybe another actress comes along
that looks similar to that, and they don't have to change it.
They could just paint over it.
Yeah.
I feel like you could turn that into Angelina Jolie
as Maleficent very easily.
So that's fine.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
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