JAMES: YOU ALL HAVE TEENAGERS.
NONE OF YOU LOOK OLD ENOUGH.
TRULY.
NO, YOU REALLY DON'T. YOU REALLY, REALLY DON'T.
ETHAN: IT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING OLDER.
JAMES: HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS? ANTHONY: 19 AND 15.
19-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, 15-YEAR-OLD SON.
JAMES: SO HAVE YOU HAD THE TALK?
ANTHONY: THE TALK.
NOT WITH MY DAUGHTER. I HAD THE TALK WITH MY SON.
JAMES: HOW DID THAT GO? ANTHONY: WE WORKED IT INTO A --
MY TELEVISION SHOW "BLACK-ISH." JAMES: HARRY JUST WENT "I SHOULD
HAVE DONE THAT."
HARRY: I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT ON "AMERICAN IDOL."
[APPLAUSE] ETHAN: I DON'T HAVE A SHOW.
JAMES: HE WAS LIKE NO, I HAVE ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING PICTURES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MY
AWARDS. ANTHONY: WE ACTUALLY TURNED IT
INTO AN EPISODE OF THE SHOW AND I HAD TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP WITH
MY SON'S FRIENDS BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS LOOSELY BASED ON MY
RELATIONSHIP AND OUR FAMILY. WE DID AN EPISODE CALLED "THE TALK"
WHERE MY WIFE WALKS IN AND CATCHES HIM MASTURBATING.
ETHAN: HOW DID HE FEEL ABOUT THIS BEING BROADCAST ALL OVER
THE WORLD?
ANTHONY: IT WASN'T ACTUALLY HIM.
IT STARTED WITH MY CHILDHOOD AND MY MAMA WALKING IN ON ME
CATCHING ME PLEASURING MYSELF ON HER SIDE OF THE BED.
HARRY: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE? [LAUGHTER]
JAMES: WHAT ANTHONY DEPARTMENT KNOW IS HE WAS BEING FILMED THAT
NIGHT.
ROLL THE CLIP!
SO YOUR MOM WALKS IN YOU ARE HAVING WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A
MENAGE SPRVINGS UN. WHAT DID SHE DO?
ANTHONY: SHE SAID GET THE HELL OUT MY BED!
SHE CAUGHT ME WHILE I WAS IN MID -- YOU ASKED!
JAMES: LOOK AT REGGIE!
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: HAVE YOU HAD A BIRDS AND
THE BEES TALK?
HARRY: I HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS.
MY WIFE AND JILL AND I TALKED TO THEM VERY EARLY PROBABLY AROUND
7 OR 8 YEARS OLD. ANTHONY: THAT'S NOT TOO YOUNG?
ETHAN: MY MOM DID IT WITH ME WHEN I WAS THAT AGE.
ANTHONY: THAT'S A BOY.
I GET THAT. JAMES: WERE YOU DOING THAT AGE
TO SCARE OFF POTENTIAL BOYFRIENDS?
HARRY: NO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS THEORY THAT IF A BOY
WANTED TO GO OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER.
I WOULD TELL HIM YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER,
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO TO HER I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU.
AND I HAVEN'T HAD A PROBLEM.
JAMES: ALL WORKED OUT.
HARRY: AND I'M FROM LOUISIANA.
[LAUGHTER] ANTHONY: YOU KNOW HE'LL DO IT.
JAMES: IT HAD TO BE YOU ♪ HARRY: THERE YOU GO.
IT'S INCREDIBLY FUNNY THOUGH. JAMES: ETHAN, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
HAVE YOU BEEN THROUGH THE TALK? ETHAN: WITH MY DAUGHTER I GOT
KIND OF SHY AND I JUST ENDED UP TAKING A BOOK, YOU KNOW, LIKE A
SEX ED BOOK AND IT'S -- ANTHONY: IT'S CALLED "A NIGHT ON
THE TOWN."
ETHAN: JUST ONE OF THOSE VERY PER FUNKTORY -- PERFUNCTORY
BOOK. THAT WAS THE TALK.
JAMES: I NEVER HAD ONE AT ALL.
MY DAD NEVER SAT DOWN WITH ME -- HARRY: DO WE NEED TO TALK TO
YOU?
JAMES: I NEED YOU TO TALK TO ME.
HARRY: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.