okay in honor of Lila no I'm just kidding uh Liz this is Disney's Snow White remake
this is Snow White she is Hispanic is anyone shocked no and these are the new Seven Dwarfs
oh my God holy [ __ ] this is not okay these just look like regular dudes oh my God [ __ ]
Disney putting out more bombs than 1980s Beirut holy [ __ ] this is gonna [ __ ] that's
me I am a dwarf now this is done Dead on Arrival Dead on Arrival holy [ __ ] this is stillborn
wow this High yeah [ __ ] out of here this is please they should all look like this guy
yeah that's awful and this guy in the back what is he six feet tall and and trans obviously
he's gonna be a guy who's a girl or with a beard God
well I'm gonna have to see it though when's it coming out um let's see let's see Snow
White you better act quick on that one because it's gonna be in the theaters for about [ __ ]
45 minutes oh goodness this just came out from The Insider
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the seven magical creatures is that what they're calling them instead of the dwarves oh boy
yeah Rachel's by the way Peter dinglich is the guy who [ __ ] it all up and all all
the like uh right all little people actors were pissed at them they're like [ __ ]
we don't have that many [ __ ] movies you have to
and make the dwarves dwarves it's like yeah that's what they are and exclusive Snow White
and the Seven politically correct companions first new Disney Live Action remake show Princess
walking with diverse band of merry men and women after row over using dwarf actors this
is bad you're taking jobs away
the forced diversity of that picture oh it's like it's so hitting you over the head it's
like forget it you're already checked out your brain's like [ __ ] yeah like nope
the actress wearing Snow White's famous yellow and blue dress and red cape is trailed by
the group who are interested in brightly colored clothes carrying work tools they were spotted
shooting the scenes in bedfordshire on Thursday in pictures obtained by mail online Disney
announced that magical creatures would replace the dwarfs to avoid reinforcing stereotypes
why are they calling these people creatures they're people yeah that's worse
some things
uh let's see this is after Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage criticized the I guess
[ __ ] backwards story last year dude Dinklage if you were a regular sized dude you would
not be famous right now I was a little taken aback when Disney said they were very proud
to cast a Latina actresses Snow White but you're still telling the story of Snow White
and the Seven Dwarves he told Marc maron's WTF podcast it makes no sense to me you're
Progressive in one way and you're still making that [ __ ] backwards story about seven
dwarves living in a cave together what the [ __ ] you doing man have I done nothing
to advance the gauze from my soapbox I guess I'm not loud enough what the [ __ ] does
that even mean Dinklage it's not like bitching make sure this is a backwards story they were
minors right and they lived in a house not in a cave really so maybe they were Korean
living in Queens because they all like 20 of them will live in one apartment without
a single white girl right
Disney bosses also came under Fire for giving the titular role zegler despite the story
being about a tradition a traditionally Fair German princess the film which also Stars
Wonder Woman Gal Gadot is the evil stepmother is said to be released March 2024. first of
all here's there's so much problem with this movie She's the evil queen who's worried that
this girl is going to be prettier than her but like it's Gal Gadot like she's fine yeah
he's fine like don't worry you got this the competition's not that great no she's okay
looking she's not like isn't that Gal Gadot though stunner this looks like [ __ ] yeah
here they are walking to their diversity requirement I hope worst episode of the handmaidens tale
ever
why are they walking in a line like that yeah don't people talk to each other and that like
walk next to each other yeah
yeah it looks like they're
so
that's not even believable why have one dwarf why just have none then if you want to get
away from it
you can't just do like CGI of like actual creatures creatures so they're yeah like a
deer a rabbit a you know a fox like have Woodland creatures
like why are they calling those people magical creatures they are men
unless they were all trans then I could understand there's a couple chicks in there right oh
really yeah the black chick with the Mickey Mouse uh hairstyle I think in front of her
is another black chick oh shoot whoops and then uh hmm that that that's definitely a
trans at the back it's a dude with a I don't even know if he's in the movie I think this
guy just snuck in I think he's homeless and he was like oh crap services
he's like can I be in this
look at him he's gigantic just seven unlikely friends living in a house they're a ragtag
assortment
oh this is nicer why was this story backwards like why was like why did he say like did
it disparage the dwarves like Dinklage said that it was yeah but like weren't they kind
of the heroes that saved her and stuff like yeah are we supposed to refer to this as like
diversity like uh they're some sort of this is diverse there's a guy who's a doctor and
he's hanging out with a [ __ ] right it is actually pretty diverse to have a dwarf
who's a doctor yeah hanging out with a mentally challenged dwarf no less very open-minded
crew there right
unbelievable co-written by Barbie's Greta Gerwig the upcoming adaptation will not feature
a prince charming what and will instead focus on a stronger Snow White who dreams of becoming
a leader oh my God this is gonna bomb so badly the only thing Wars they could have done is
made Prince Charming Elliott page [Laughter]
the previously addressed reports that in the uh that the film was trying to be politically
correct claiming that the story needed refreshing then write a new story this this reeks of
Bud Light Yep they're blood lighting we need to here's a story that's lasted for hundreds
of years it's beloved it goes generational we're gonna fix it it wasn't broken dummy
it what stories that last hundreds of years were not broken no I got a the hubris to come
in and be like we'll fix all the problems with this that was her at Buzz Light Bud Light
we're going to fix Bud Light what place is it in oh it's the number one selling beer
in the world you're going to come in and fix that well she did apparently it wasn't that's
what the uh that plain looking girl was saying she said it was like not doing well but I
don't know it was number one when she said that it was the number one selling beer in
the world when she said it's a dying brand I'm gonna fix it so she really ruined it okay
yeah uh she said people are making these jokes about ours being the PC Snow White yeah it
is because it needed that ugh so she's drinking the Kool-Aid our version is a refreshing story
about a young woman who has a function Beyond Someday My Prince Will Come then write a new
story
wanted Snow White was Trad AF they are trying to beat this out of women but they do want
to find a guy and marry I mean look at the two of you like a perfect is that like right
you want like what do you think Anna's showing her ring off if girls want that that is a
dream of young girls because it's easy to be like this at 22. and then you hit 30 35
and then you start going [ __ ] I've been tricked yes I'm gonna go heat up something
really quick oh okay now I'm hungry she always comes back with the best food you ever notice
that is it bad that we're doing a dwarf story on Lila's birthday yeah way to go jerk I didn't
this was Frank's idea it was so out of line I I read the read the private chats I'm like
stop abort do not go here
this is gonna be such a [ __ ] dumpster fire uh the Colombian American actress faced
scrutiny by some critic after she was cast of Snow White who was described as having
skin as white as snow innocence deleted tweet she wrote yes I am Snow White no I am not
bleaching my skin for the role why not just hire a white girl there's a lot of them right
because white people are the are the enemy or bleach demons as we're now called uh Disney's
1937 animated film fall Snow White as she befriends the Seven Dwarves while hiding from
her wicked stepmother who later poisons her with an apple before Prince Charming wakes
her from her Slumber with a kiss so she is she gonna be poisoned at least they call her
Snow White because she's Colombian chicken she's always got cocaine on her is Hunter
Biden going to be the Prince Charming Someday My crackhead will come
a Brother's Grim right this thing's made it over 200 years it's gone generations and these
people are gonna fix it yeah right yeah this could be free this could be forgettable AF
like no one's even gonna remember this film in a couple of years this this looks I I everything
about it is just poison he's probably laughing because she's like this is gonna suck I hope
I get paid in advance the apple is the least poisonous thing about this movie [Laughter]
oh my God yeah container of ketchup and mustard I guess that's the classic outfit but I feel
like uh this does not look these look like a bunch of kids who forgot their gym clothes
and had to get dressed in the lost and found box es a field trip for clown college yeah
literally they're in a field right it's literally a field oh who's this Chad no he's a he's
a mythical creature
he's like God damn it I thought I was gonna be the prince he's like [ __ ] this wow
he's the only the one true dwarf I hope he's at least the lead creature it looks like he
was he was in the front looks like he sharpened his teeth for this role good I hope he [ __ ]
bites somebody's ankle uh the band Only appears to have one dwarf while the other six seem
to be of average height boring
one man is wackly dressed and holding a large walking pole while another a wackly dressed
no he looks like Jimi Hendrix
while another in a blue and brown jacket and holding a walking stick appears to be in more
modern attire no he also looks insane yeah he looks like a deranged Drifter that one
yeah
yeah he's got like an ax in his hand there's a hitchhiker you speed up when you say oh
my god oh boy and sharp contrast the man behind him who has long brown curly hair and a beard
appears to be in a medieval get up another wears bright patterns of Blues and clashing
red and appears to be holding a club well I think we got a noose with them too yeah
oh God right let's keep these two people apart oh I don't like where this is going no plans
that's a Val Isabel
one actor oh we can't say that she's a woman one actor is on an eccentric array of blue
and pink while another isn't a Scarlet jacket of multi right it's like we can't know if
they're a man or a woman they're just creatures I'm gonna guess the one on the left don't
need no man no none of them do english's concerns were shared by some Charities including the
restricted growth Association in the UK restricted growth I very much stand uh not very tall
but I stand with Peter Dinklage on the disappointment and irritation towards Disney for the remake
of Snow White Rhonda cup more a member of the association told the telegraph as a 46
year old woman with restricted growth oh wait is that what they're calling [ __ ] right
now that's what they call their dwarfism is restrict I'm not yeah it's restricted growth
this he that suit looks great on him and I like the way he wears yeah he's got a good
sense of style I'll give him that he looks good yeah
uh okay so it's restricted growth wow this story has always had a negative impact on
me not just the physical characteristics but the labeling of Dopey and bashville well we're
not helpful in the playground I'm gonna use that terminology on my [ __ ] there were
many uh dwarves to choose from maybe she acted dumb and shy that's why they were calling
her Dopey and bashful maybe if she had been a little bit more medically proficient they
would have called her doc or maybe if she was happy they would call her happy she added
people with restricted growth are in a majority born to average height parents they never
live in gingerbread houses
no one lives in a oh my God have Little Bear beds nor live and homogeneous groups together
unless they moved to Williamsburg and live in an old uh like a collective or something
dwarfism writer Steph Robson said she'd hoped film producers make an effort to avoid stereotypes
in its retelling of the classic movie it is my hope that the latest live-action remake
and Disney will at the very least go to some uh go some way to redress the Decades of the
one-dimensional stereotypes that our disability continues to experience especially within
Arts and Cultural settings you told the outlet the story has also been criticized for being
ableist for portraying the Dwarfs with lesser intelligence and Snow White seeing them as
children uh I think she just cared for them and maybe they're confusing like okay
oh yeah I was looking at your uh your Twitter over the last week it was pretty wild she
was at the little people conference right look at that wow how was that it was so much
fun
we did everything we had we had to do on this oops no wait we talked about that
right Snow White's gonna say oh that's what I wanted to bring up this was funny this was
part of the Daily Mail article so here's them walking across the field here's all the people
looking on and then there's a truck with a cage on the back is that where they put all
the creatures in magical creatures go in the cage
them in for shame in this cage
crazy only the dwarf gets to sit in the passenger seat the rest of the magical creatures have
to stay on the back real like look at everyone so perfectly like here's the coffee guy
look at this and look do you see the lack of diversity among the crew it sickens me
it's all white guys it's unbelievable it's like have the last couple of years meant nothing
to anybody
um what date is this coming out uh May or March of 24 let's see hi ho hi ho I want to
make a prediction okay I'm never gonna see theaters this is going straight on Disney
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oh my God this is a long article when did I think it said March or may of 24. it's about
dwarf
Johnny mumbles in the tattoo that's about dwarf trafficking the movie uh
creature trafficking [Music]
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