We had an assembly today at school.
Really? What was it about?
It was a motivational speaker.
He was telling us that nothing is impossible!
Which is a bunch of malarkey!
Nothing is "impossible"? Give me a break!
I do nothing ALL day!
And you're really good at it too!
I know, right?
Did you learn anything from the motivational speaker?
Well, he played
"Eye of the Tiger" to get us all pumped up!
It's kind of a joke!
Why?
Well, when Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger,
it's inspiring and inspirational!
[ singing - I've got the eye of the tiger ]
But when I try to get it, it's called
"endangering animals" and
"Lifetime BAN" from the zoo!
Oh, Biscuit!
Cricket?
Where does poo come from?
Oh boy! Kevin, are you
actually asking me a science question???
Is poo science?
Of course! Okay, let me explain it.
You know how you had breakfast, right?
Yes.
Well, the food goes into your mouth
and down into your stomach.
Okay...
Then, all the good stuff gets taken out
as it works its way down to your bottom.
Right...
Then, when you sit on the toilet,
out comes poo!
Ew!
Isn't that cool? That's where poo comes from!
Then I don't want to KNOW where Tigger comes from!