- Here we are back
by popular demand for more button content.
Ever heard of the button?
Ever found the button?
There's actually a couple of them.
If you know where to look.
That's not what this video is about.
Hi everybody.(coughs)
Today we are reacting to more of the button.
Last time I watched the lesbian episode
that video will be linked
in the description if you want to check it out.
And now there are a couple of new ones out.
Babe, wake up.
A new button just dropped.
And by new, I mean like six weeks ago ish.
It counts.
We're also watching the bi-bachelorette from years ago.
Okay, six weeks is pretty good.
Speaking of other things we do on this channel, hi.
If you're new here, my name's Alayna Joy.
I make videos mostly
about the queer community, sex, dating, relationships
but sometimes,
I react to the straight rejecting each other.
Question mark.
The button is a "Cut" series on YouTube where
people speed date in just the most brutal way.
You sit down with someone, you start talking.
If you don't like them, bam.
You hit the button, you get a different date.
If you last 10 minutes talking to the same person
you win a second date, you win the button.
Congratulations, you're in love now.
Let's get started.
- [Announcer] Sophia has had Botox.
What do you think of that?
(nervous chuckle)
- Where at?
- Just right here.
- I might be crazy.
- That's a deal breaker.
- I'm all natural babe.
(button beeps)
- (chuckles) Yes, yes.
That took a turn in a way that I didn't see coming
but am so pleased with.
He was like, you have Botox.
That's a red flag for me.
She's like, that's a red flag for you.
That's a red flag for me.
Goodbye.
- [Announcer] This episode was made in partnership
with Native, Native is a-
- Oh got a sponsorship.
I do love Native deodorant.
I shouldn't say that.
What if this video has a sponsor?
Does this video have a sponsor? (chuckles)
- My name is Bonko.
Nice to meet you.
- Bonko?
- Yes.
- I'm Sophia where are you from?
- I'm from Bulgaria originally.
- [Announcer] Damn Bonko's ripped.
- I love to work out.
(chuckles)
- Oh, the button.
Button.
Your date flex-
If your date does this or like, or this?
Like any of the, any
of the workout flexing poses that we all know so well.
The ones that I clearly know
and I'm showing you now if they do any of these.
Button.
- What's your favorite exercise in the gym?
- A lot of cardio.
- A lot of cardio?
What's your favorite cardio machine?
- I guess just the treadmill.
- The treadmill?
- Yeah.
- Did you incline treadmill.
- When they tell me to. (chuckles)
- Bonko is interrogating this poor woman
but I think he's just nervous.
He's sitting like he's nervous.
He, he flexed like he was nervous.
He's asking questions like he's nervous.
I don't hate it.
I kind of can't believe I'm saying that
but I don't hate it.
- What are your favorite, what's your favorite one now?
I'm so sorry.
(button beeps)
- Oh, so you can't hit the button
until it turns red and then it was a race for the button.
They both were racing to see who's going to hit it first.
This is so painful.
At least they know the feeling is mutual.
Right?
Silver linings.
- Why'd you reject me?
- I think maybe you work out too much for me.
- I think you don't work out enough. (chuckles)
- Okay.
- Okay. (nervous laugh)
- She's saying you're too much.
He's saying you're not enough.
It's, if that's something important to both of them
and it's not lining up.
That's valid.
Right? I don't understand this show.
- Do you just have one daughter?
- Hmm she's four.
She about to be five this February.
Is that a deal breaker?
- (nervous chuckle) I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't think so.
I guess not.
- Sophia's got something in her teeth.
Do you see that?
She's got a little something in her teeth.
- What do you do for?
- I'm a dental hygienist.
- (laughs) She's a dental hygienist.
Nobody told the dental hygienist that she has something
in her teeth before they started filming a dental hygienist
with food in her teeth?
Buttoned.
Although I do like that she
didn't button him immediately because of his daughter.
Right.
She wants to give it a chance.
She wants to see how this could work.
It's not a deal breaker.
- [Announcer] Sophia has had Botox.
What do you think of that?
- Yeah. Didn't light up red, but I'd get out off here.
Did you really get Botox?
- He tried to press it just immediately.
- Where at?
- Just right here.
- Oh, that might be crazy.
- That's a deal breaker.
- I'm all natural babe.
(button beeps)
- Good job, Sophia.
- You can bring a new girl on if you want.
- [Announcer] It's up to you.
- A new girl.
- Okay I'm going to go grab someone else.
- [Announcer] Bring it in.
- Sophia just doesn't want to play anymore.
Oh, did she?
Did that hurt her feelings
that the guy just rejected her because of her Botox.
Sophia, you're beautiful.
You're beautiful and so cute.
Look at your little teeth and your lip gloss, your eyes
your hair looks so shocked and sh-
your hair looks so soft and shiny.
You've got me tongue tied.
Sophia, don't be embarrassed.
Everyone has Botox.
I hope she comes back.
Is she going to come back?
Sophia girl?
- All right, so what's your deal?
- I mean, like life wise.
Currently I work as a substitute teacher.
- Alright.
So what's your deal?
That's his opening line in speed dating.
All right, so what's your deal?
That reads to me like he's saying, okay, pitch yourself.
Why do you deserve to be here?
What gives you the right to sit here in front of me?
What gives you the right to my time?
Like what's your deal?
What do I get out of this?
I'm reading into this too much.
I'm so glad that I don't have to date men anymore.
- I do cosplay.
- This is ridiculous.
Okay. I am a teacher at Franklin and I-
- Really?
- Yeah I love going to Comic Con and dressing up.
- Really?
- Oh, okay.
Okay.
- [Announcer] What do you think about Xavier.
He has an irrational fear of urinals.
- How come? (laughs)
- An irrational fear of urinals?
That's not the worst.
That's really not the worst because all that means is that
out in public, he goes into the stall to pee.
That's all that means.
It's not like last episode where the fear
of birds was like, we can't go outside.
- I, or whatever
You go to the bathroom, you're just unguarded.
Anyone lightly taps you.
You just like fall into the urinal.
I don't know.
- It's like a germophobe kind of a thing.
- No, it's just like you get pushed into a urinal
so your day is just ruined.
- Okay, so he's afraid of being bumped into the urinal.
You would have to be standing pretty close
to a urinal in order to be bumped into it.
Would you not?
I'm no expert.
I'll be the first to say it.
I am not a urinal expert.
But you'd have to be like really close
wouldn't you to to be close enough
that if you got bumped, you would
you would make contact unless (laughs)
like, unless you were-
large.
Xavier's got a big (beep) is what I'm hearing.
- I have a very sensitive sense of smell, but-
- [Announcer] Let's put this to the test.
Give him a good whiff.
Get over, go over to him.
- You've never heard.
- They want her to smell him.
This is horrifying.
I identify with her in that.
I think I have a very particular nose.
I'm very aware of the way that I smell, I guess
and the way that other people smell.
Both the idea of needing to sniff someone
that I just met and the idea
of someone I just met sniffing me is making my skin crawl.
I hate this whole scenario.
She does not want to sniff him.
Oh, into the armpit.
Okay, she did the neck.
Okay.
- [Announcer] Does he smell naughty or nice?
- He smells nice.
- [Announcer] I think you two are really cute together.
- Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Are you down for $1 Margaritas.
- That's going to be the hangup.
- Are you unsure?
Go for it.
(button beeps)
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Back to the dating app for you buddy.
- [Announcer] Ask her why.
- Why did she press it?
- I thought that was a good, that was a good talk, but-
- I'd be interested in talking more.
- I had a good time though.
- It was really good to meet you.
- Nice to meet you Celeste.
- [Announcer] How you feeling?
- Wait, what?
Why did she button him?
The talk was going well.
He smelled okay.
You like the same things.
You're in the same line of work
and she said she'd be interested in talking more.
Why'd you button him?
- I did like him a lot
but also I don't want to not leave my options open, I guess.
- (laughs) Oh Celeste just wants to play the field.
She's like, he's a good option.
I'll put him on the back burner.
We'll keep him in mind.
We'll keep him as a maybe.
Nobody wants to be an option Celeste.
She's like, he was fine, but I could do better.
The grass is always greener Celeste.
The grass is always greener.
You know what my therapist says?
The grass is greener where you water it.
Just saying Xavier could have been a good one
to water and apparently his (beeps) is really big.(chuckles)
- Nice to meet you I'm Daniel.
- I'm Celeste.
- How's it been going for you?
- So far so good.
- [Announcer] Daniel's red flags are
people who can't take a joke.
Tell her a joke and see if she can take it.
- Ugh.
Oh no.
Okay, my red flags are people whose red flags
or that other people can't take a joke
and someone chewing their gum like that.
Oh no.
If he sat down and was chewing his gum like that
I would be like, can you make this this thing red?
Does anyone know how to, how to make the button red?
I really?
I need to push this button right now.
Can you make it red?
- It's like if we're hanging out
I like to give people shit sometimes.
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, oh yeah.
I give my friends shit all the time.
- That's funny.
- Is he?
Is that?
Oh my god, I can't.
Oh my God I can't with the gum.
Hit the button.
Hit it.
(button beeps)
- All right. (chuckles)
- Sorry.
- It's cool.
- [Announcer] Ask her why.
- Why'd you press the button?
- You're smacking your gum and it was kind of gross.
- You're right sorry.
I forgot to spit it out before I came out here.
- Yes - It's okay.
- Yes.
- It was really nice to meet you.
- It's not just me.
Oh, thank God it's not just me.
I thought I was being a picky (beeps).
Celeste speaks for us all.
Don't smack your gum.
- What was your most toxic moment?
- Might be just sometimes I take more than I give.
- Okay.
- Oh.
- In terms of a relationship, I just-
- Celeste just coming right out and saying
that she doesn't give equally in the relationship.
That's not a toxic moment.
That's a toxic pattern of behavior it sounds like.
It's not like, oh, this one time my boyfriend gave me
like a $100 billion of jewelry
and I gave him a kiss on the cheek.
So is that the give and take in straight relationships?
What? That's what I'm imagining.
This is like my boyfriends are sugar daddies.
All of them.
- [Announcer] She was really connecting with Xavier.
(laughs)
- [Announcer] Give him a good whiff.
- He smells nice.
- Why did you get rid of Xavier if you connected with him?
- I just wanted to see who else was here I guess.
Because dating is like about experimenting
and meeting multiple people
and not just meeting one person, being done with it.
- Would you like to see Xavier again?
- Yeah.
- Alright, okay, good shit.
- [Announcer] Do you think he would-
- She wants Xavier back out?
- I hope so.
Sounded like happy hour was in the cards.
- [Announcer] Evan - Yeah.
- [Announcer] Will you go ask Xavier
if he would like to come back?
- Of course, of course.
I'll do that.
- What is Xavier going to say?
As much as I want them to be in love forever
because I want everybody to be in love forever.
I'm also kind of like, Xavier, stand your ground.
You don't want to just be an option.
Also, she met a bunch of other people and she was like,
no Xavier's my guy.
On one hand, it's kind of like their relationship has
been tested and maybe they're going to come
out stronger than ever.
- [Xavier] Look, who we have here.
- He came back
- From the grave.
- It was more fun talking with you than the other guys.
- Appreciate that.
(laughs)
- I do have to hit the button though.
- Yeah
- That's fair.
- I don't play second chances.
- He came back out just to hit the button on her.
Epic.
(button beeps)
(laughs)
- Now I feel bad.
(laughter)
- Hello.
- And now he gets to date other women.
She screwed herself.
She screwed herself in the pooch.
What a strange saying.
Do people say that anymore?
That's what you get.
Hate the player, not the game.
Celeste, was that your name?
- Then I coach on the side.
- So what do you coach?
- Volleyball and basketball.
- Oh I did volleyball all throughout high school.
That's awesome.
- I have no idea what I'm doing.
- Really.
- And the kids know, which is cool.
But you know we won some games.
- Okay. - Good times.
- Yeah. - Good job.
- She's trying to press it.
- I'm sorry. - Were you hitting it?
- No I-
- You can hit it.
(button beeps)
- I'm sorry.
- I'm out off here.
- It's nice meeting you.
- She just immediately.
- [Announcer] Do you get not your nice vibes from him?
- I feel like I get nice vibes
but I'm sure that you have like a wild side.
That's the vibe I'm getting.
- Yeah like I do got a wild side
but you just really got to get to know me.
I don't let that outside-
- Oh, he seems shy.
- Interesting. How tall are you?
- Me, I'm five four.
(button beeps)
- Who did first?
- [Announcer] We think she beat you to it Warren.
- She beat- oh my hand was on the bottom though.
- I appreciate you Warren.
- She just, how tall are you?
Five, four.
You're out off here.
Not even.
What do you do for work?
What's your favorite color?
Do we share the same goals and aspirations?
Values? Who are you as a person?
Five, four.
Next.
Straight people are ruthless.
- [Announcer] I have a question
do you find each other attractive?
- I would say yes.
- Oh, thanks.
And you have a really nice face and you have a cool hair.
- Okay, I appreciate that.
- [Announcer] Let's practice something.
Hold each other's hands.
- Hold each other's hands.
All right.
- Your hands feel kind of coarse.
What do you do for work?
- I work with my family's business.
It's a construction services business.
- Oh, that's why.
- Yeah, so I do like a lot of manual labor and whatnot.
Even when they're like moisturized, they're still
like very like rough.
- We're like getting in this.
- That's cool.
Nice. Okay.
- How's that?
- That was good.
That was good.
Look, my hands look better already.
- There you go.
- [Announcer] I'm going to light up one more time and
if you don't press me, you win the button and you
get to go on a second date
and get to know each other a little bit more.
- They seem to be vibing.
She says as soon as the button's like you're about to win.
I'm like, I don't know if you guys are seeing this
but it would appear that they're getting along.
Things appear to be going well.
Don't know if anyone else noticed.
- Are you sure we're feeling it?
- That's up to you.
I'm positive.
You know, I'm comfortable where I stand.
- This is exciting.
- All right, so will you go on the second date with me?
- I will go on the second date with you.
- Say less.
- [Announcer] Congratulations you win the button.
(applause)
- Okay.
- [Announcer] And also you get to take some
Native products home.
- They're really pushing this Native sponsorship
which makes sense.
It's a sponsor.
That's like what you do.
I just, I just wasn't expecting it from the button.
Okay. I just wasn't expecting to see it
on my favorite show.
Button you've changed since the last episode I watched.
Since the one other episode that I've watched.
Things feel different.
I just didn't see it coming.
Sponsorships are great.
I just didn't expect you to be a sellout.
Button.
That was it.
That was all.
Now to look at the comments I've been screaming respect
to Xavier for not being anyone's second choice.
I thought they would've ended up together the first time
but when he came back and buzzed Celeste
I was happy for him.
Can we get Xavier back for his own personal dating show?
Oh, someone said Xavier was my roommate
in college and I love that man.
Sweetest, funniest, most genuine guy I know.
He handled that exactly how I expected.
Tough luck, but he'll get him next time.
Sophia didn't reject him for having a kid
but he tries to reject her for having Botox.
Exactly.
Exactly Andrea.
Oh boy, that was excellent.
This is brutal, ruthless, unforgiving.
I love it. (chuckles)
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