-You guys,
I'm in my 40s now.
I'm married. I have two kids.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, makes me feel older
than when I realize I no longer know
the teen slang terms teenagers are using.
And it seems like, these days, teen slang terms are evolving
so fast, it's impossible to keep up.
So we decided to give you a little primer
to get you me up to date on new, teen slang terms,
in a segment we call "Seth Explains Teen Slang."
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Our first new, teen slang term the teens are using is iPhone.
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-Ohh! -Here it is in a sentence...
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-Whoo! -Moving on, we have
climate change denier.
Here's the definition. It's...
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Up next is Chapchat.
Let's see the definition. This is a...
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Here it is in a sentence...
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Next up, we have joint/counter-joint.
This is...
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Here it is in a sentence...
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of a helicopter parent.
Well this new teen slang term is hot air balloon parent.
This is...
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-Aww! -Here it is in a sentence...
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Next up, we have emo-philiac. This is...
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Moving on, it's Bro-meo and Jew-liet. This is...
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Next, we have Gollum. This is...
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This next one's really blowing up with the teens. It's...
Let's see the definition. This is...
...necessitating you get a series
of cosmetic facial surgeries to repair the damage,
which results in you having to get your jaw wired shut
so you can't eat solid food for three months
and all you can do is drink milkshakes through a straw,
and someone offers you a milkshake, but you decline
because you already had five milkshakes this morning
and you're very, very full.
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For example...
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Our last teen slang term is Louis C.K.
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For example...
This has been "Seth Explains Teen Slang."