LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE GOT HERE IN TIME WHICH MEANS YOU ALL
SUCCESSFULLY SET YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD, WELL DONE, ALL OF YOU.
ONE PERSON, I TELL YOU, WHO SAY BIG FAN OF DAY LIGHT SAVING TIME
IS PRESIDENT TRUMP.
BECAUSE THIS MORNING HE TWEETED THIS.
>> MAKING DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME PERMANENT IS OKAY WITH ME.
SOMEONE WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND REALIZED HE WAS ONE HOUR CLOSER
TO PLAYING GOLF.
HERE'S HOW BIG OF A FAN TRUMP IS OF DAYLIGHT SAVING PLAN.
HE EVEN HAD SOME HATS PRINTED UP.
MAKE AMERICA LATE AGAIN.
HERE'S THE THING, AS LONG AS TRUMP IS FINE WITH THE IDEA OF
MOVING THE CLOCKS FORWARD, HERE'S A THOUGHT, WHY DON'T WE
MOVE THEM FORWARD ANOTHER TWO YEARS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IN OTHER NEWS, DURING THE THE
LAST WEEK WHEN DONALD TRUMP MET WITH BUSINESS LEADERS IN THE
WHITE HOUSE AND HE HAD A SLIP OF THE TONGUE WHILE THANKING APPLE
C.E.O. TIM COOK, SOME OF YOU SAW T SOME OF YOU DIDN'T, YOU DIDN'T
SEE IT, GREAT, BECAUSE THAT GIVES US AN EXCUSE TO SHOW IT
AGAINMENT TAKE A LOOK.
>> IT'S REALLY PUT A BIG INVESTMENT IN OUR COUNTRY.
WE APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH, TIM APPLE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT STILL HOLDS UP, STILL HOLDS UP.
HE CALLED TIM COOK TIM APPLE AM TRUMP HASN'T LET IT GO.
THIS MORNING HE TWEETED I QUICKLY REFERRED TO TIM/APPLE AS
TIM/APPLE AS AN EASY WAY TO SAVE TIME AND WORDS.
THE FAKE NEWS IS DISPARAGINGLY ALL OVER THIS AND IT BECAME YET
ANOTHER BAD TRUMP STORY.
SURE, YEAH, THAT'S HOW SERIOUS TRUMP IS ABOUT SAVING WORDS.
HE JUST USED 55 OF THEM TO EXPLAIN WHY HE DIDN'T SAY
"COOK."
(LAUGHTER) I MEAN THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO
SAVE TIME THAN TO UNNECESSARILY REFER TO PEOPLE BY THEIR JOB.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, REGGIE BANDLEADER?
>> Reggie: THAT'S TRUE, JAIMENTS HOST.
>> James: IF YOU ARE GOING TO COME UP WITH A LAME EXCUSE, AT
LEAST DO IT IN THE MOMENT.
YOU CAN'T GO BACK FOUR DAYS LATER AND BE LIKE HEY, GUYS,
REMEMBER WHEN I TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS AN DROPPED THAT BIRTHDAY
CAKE, I TOTALLY DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
MOVING ON, THE DRUG STORE CVS HAS ANNOUNCED IT WILL CHANGE THE
MUSIC IT PLAYS WHILE YOU'RE ON HOLD WHICH IS BIG NEWS BECAUSE
THEY HAVEN'T CHANGED THE MUSIC IN 20 YEARS.
IN THEIR HE DEFENSE, AGAIN YE IN A BOTTLE IS STILL A REALLY GOOD
SONG.
(LAUGHTER) BUT THIS IS SHOCKING.
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT THE PLACE THAT PRINTS OUT FIVE FEET
OF PAPER RECEIPTS WHEN YOU BUY ONE CANDY BAR IS BEHIND THE
TIMES.
(LAUGHTER) NOW THIS IS TRUE, CVS AGREED TO
CHANGE THE NUMBER OF THE MUSIC IT PLAYS FROM A PSYCHIATRIST WHO
CAN'T STAND THE MUSIC.
JUST A THOUGHT, IF YOU CAN BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY HOLD MUSIC,
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE A PSYCHIATRIST.
(LAUGHTER) AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING
STORY.
ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, FACEBOOK FOUNDER MARK ZUCKERBERG
IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT HIS OWN PERSONAL SAFETY THAT HE HAS HAD
A PANIC CHUTE INSTALLED IN ONE OF THE CONFERENCE ROOMS AT
FACEBOOK HEADQUARTERS MAKING THIS THE FIRST TIME FACEBOOK HAS
EVER CARED ABOUT PROTECTING SOMEONE'S SECURITY.
(LAUGHTER) BUT BEING MARK ZUCKERBERG SOUNDS
PRETTY AMAZING DOESN'T IT?
EVEN IF THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO IT IS LIKE SIR, THIS IS SERIOUS,
WE HAVE TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE ROOM, COOL, WHOOPEEE!
AND FINALLY A NEW APP HAS COME OUT SIMILAR TO YELP.
IT JUST LAUNCHED THAT HELPS DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTERS FIND
TRUMP-FRIENDLY RESTAURANTS.
THIS WAY THEY WON'T RISK HARASSMENT WHEN THEY GO OUT TO
EAT.
THE APP'SING SLOGAN IS HOPE YOU LIKE ARBIES.
(LAUGHTER) NO, IT'S GOT A GREAT SELECTION
OF RESTAURANTS THAT ANY TRUMP SUPPORTER WOULD ENJOY.
THERE'S BUFFALO FAR RIGHT WING, FIVE WHITE GUYS, AND OF COURSE
CRACKER BARREL.