>> WHOA BIDEN.
WOVE
>> Greg: FORGIVE HIM HE KNOWS
NOT WHAT HE SAYS.
BIDEN’S BRAIN IS HAZY WHICH IS
WHY HE SAYS THAT’S KIND OF CRAZY
>> A CINCINNATI METAL FACTORY
THEY HAVE THEM THERE, PRESIDENT
JOE BIDEN REMINISCED ABOUT
EATING LUNCH WITH
SEGREGATIONISTS.
AMAZING HE HAS THE ABILITY TO
REMINISCE AT ALL.
>> WE ALWAYS USED TO FIGHT LIKE
HELL AND EVEN BACK IN THE OLD
DAYS WHEN WE HAD REAL
SEGREGATIONISTS LIKE THURMAN AND
ALL THOSE GUYS.
BUT WE’D END UP EATING LUNCH
TOGETHER.
THINGS CAN CHANGE.
WE GOT TO BRING IT BACK.
>> Greg: YEAH, LET’S BRING IT BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GOOD OLD DAYS.
NOT SURE WHAT JOE WAS GOING FOR
THERE.
MAYBE HE MEANT HE MISSES BEING
ABLE TO TALK WITH PEOPLE EVEN IF
THEY DISAGREE OR MAYBE THEY
INSTALLED A METAL PLATE IN HIS
BRAIN WHEN HE WAS THERE.
I DON’T KNOW.
JOE CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF?
>> NO, NO, NO.
LOOK, WE’VE GOT TO GET BACK TO
THE WAY THEY WERE, THE WAY THEY
USED TO BE, GUYS HAVING LUNCH.
NOT DINNER, DINNER’S NOT A GOOD
MEAL.
I’M FROM DELAWARE, I’M A LUNCH
GUY, I LOVE LUNCH WITH ANYONE.
NOT JUST SEGREGATIONISTS.
YOU COULD BE THE WORST PERSON IN
THE WORLD.
YOU COULD BE A SERIAL KILLER.
JOHN WANE GAZEY?
I BET THE GUY LIKED A SANDWICH.
JEFFREY DOMER, REMEMBER HE ATE
THOSE PEOPLE FOR DINNER.
LUNCH HE WAS A SOUP AND SALAD
GUY.
COME ON.
>> Greg: KAT?
I HATE PLAYING THE WHAT IF IT
WERE A REPUBLICAN GAME BUT WHAT
IF A REPUBLICAN SAID, YEAH, I
USED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH SIGNIFY
RA GAGSISTS ALL THE TIME.
WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THAT?
>> Kat: YEAH, I DON’T THINK IT
WOULD GO OVER SO WELL.
>> Greg: NO
>> Kat: I GUESS THAT’S WHAT HE
WAS TRYING TO SAY PROBABLY IS
SITTING AND TALKING WITH PEOPLE
YOU DISAGREE WITH.
>> Greg: RIGHT
>> Kat: BUT THE PROBLEM THERE IS
HE ALSO DOESN’T DO THAT.
>> Greg: HE ISN’T ABLE TO TO
HAVE LUNCH WITH KAMALA
>> Kat: YEAH HE WON’T EVEN HAVE
LUNCH WITH HIS OWN
VICE-PRESIDENT.
AND YOU HEAR HIM COMPLAIN ABOUT
IT A LOT.
HE’S LIKE I’M THE UNITY GUY WE
ALL NEED TO GET ALONG.
BUT YOU NEVER SEE HIM ACTUALLY
LIVING THAT.
BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT
MODERN DAY REPUBLICANS WERE, YOU
KNOW, SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT
WERE IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS ERA
RACISTS.
>> Greg: HE SAID TRUMP
SUPPORTERS WERE THE MOST RADICAL
CRIMINAL GROUP IN HISTORY, HE
FORGOT THE KKK AND THE FACT HE
WASN’T TO A DUNE RA OF THE GRAND
KKK FORGOT ABOUT THAT
>> Kat: RIGHT AND IF I WANT TO
HAVE LUNCH WITH SOMEBODY I DON’T
DO THAT.
>> Greg: NO, YOU DON’T.
BRETT, BRET I MADE AN
INTERESTING CONNECTION, IT’S
ALMOST LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL
SEGREGATIONISTS AND THE MODERN
WOKE MIGHT GET ALONG BETTER
BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH ABOUT
SEPARATEISM, SEPARATE
GRADUATION, SEPARATE LEARNING
FACILITIES, SEPARATE CLASSES.
>> Bret: THAT WOULD BE
INTERESTING A SCHOOL WITH BOTH.
>> Greg: YEAH.
.
>> Bret: WHEN THEY GO DOWN THE
EXTREME MAGA, WHICH YOU’RE
HEARING THAT MORE AND MORE,
EXTREME MAGA.
THEY’VE USED THAT PHRASE
NUMEROUS TIMES AND I THINK THEY
THINK THAT IT’S POLITICALLY
BENEFICIAL BUT TO A LOT OF
PEOPLE I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE
ALL BASKET OF DEPLORABLES OR
LIKE CATEGORIZING HALF THE
COUNTRY THAT VOTED FOR THE
PRESIDENT AND HIS POLICIES.
INTERESTING WAY.
>> Greg: EXTREME MAGA IS A
PROTEIN RICH CHOCOLATE DRINK.
>> Bret: AND THEN WE COME FULL
CIRCLE ROB.
>> Greg: EXTREME MAGA.
CHOCOLATE MILK THAT’S IN YOUR
FACE SKUNK.
IT’S NOT LIKE MOUNTAIN DEW.
I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM SKUNK.
HELP ME.
>> Skunk: YOU’RE IN NEW YORK
WITH ME.
JUST IN CASE.
>> THAT’S GOING TO BE THE
ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY.
>> PERFECT.
>> Skunk: WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE
THERE ONE OF THESE DAYS.
>> Greg: I’LL BE THERE BEFORE
YOU SKUNK.
SO WHAT’S YOUR TAKE ON THE
PRESIDENT?
I KNOW YOU WORK FOR THE
GOVERNMENT, SO MAYBE YOU CAN’T
SAY.
>> Skunk: WELL, I GUESS I HAVE
TO SAY, I TOOK AN OATH TO DEFEND
THE CONSTITUTION.
I BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION
AND THE BILLING OF RIGHTS AND
THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
AND THE DOCUMENTS THAT ARE THE
FOUNDATION OF OUR COUNTRY.
SO NO MATTER WHO THE PRESIDENT
IS, I TOOK AN OATH TO SUPPORT
AND I BELIEVE IN THE SYSTEM.
AND I THINK LONG BEFORE WHATEVER
PRESIDENT IS GONE, THAT THE
SYSTEM WILL REMAIN THE SAME.
AND THE FACT THAT THERE ARE
PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY, ON BOTH
SIDES, BY THE WAY, THAT BELIEVE
MORE IN THE PRINCIPLES THAN THEY
DO WORRYING ABOUT WHO IS WHERE
AND WHO’S DOING WHAT, THAT’S THE
ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP THIS
COUNTRY MOVING FORWARD AND KEEP
THIS COUNTRY ALIVE.
>> Greg: THERE YOU GO.
YEAH.
I DON’T THINK YOU CAN FOLLOW UP
WITH ANYTHING BETTER THAN THAT,
ROB.
I DARE YOU TO.
I DARE YOU TO COME UP WITH
SOMETHING --
>> Rob: WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS
RACIST ON?
>> Greg: VERY GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
>> Rob: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
AND U2.
I’VE GOT TO SAY IT MUST BE
REALLY HARD TO BE IN THE WHITE
HOUSE.
BE A YOUNG PERSON AND NOT WANT
TO GET GRANDPA GOING.
I’D JUST WANT TO SAY, HEY, MR.
PRESIDENT, WHAT WAS IT LIKE WHEN
ALL THE CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS
WERE HIGH?
WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE MUCH
BETTER OFF.
JUST TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM
TO SAY SOMETHING HE’S NOT
SUPPOSED TO SAY, GET GRANDPA
GOING A LITTLE BIT.
IT MUST BE INCREDIBLY TEMPTING
BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S ALLOWED
ON IT THAT MUCH.
>> Greg: NO.
THE WHOLE THING ABOUT LUNCH AND
DINNER.
>> Rob: I DON’T THINK THERE’S
MEALTIME.
>> Greg: MEAL FOLLOWED BOY A
SERIES OF PILLS.
WHICH IS WHAT I DO PAL
>> Kat: I WAS GOING TO SAY HOW’S
THAT DIFFERENT FOR YOU.
>> Greg: I DON’T EVEN NEED THE
MILL I GO RIGHT TO THE PILLS.
>> Rob: I THINK IT’S A CAN OF
ASSURE AND WALK AROUND AND MAYBE
A LITTLE EMPTYING AND THAT’S
THAT.
>> Greg: THE CHOCOLATE ENSURE,
DON’T BEMOAN.
SO IS THE ATKINS CHOCOLATE VERY
GOOD, QUITE TASTY.
>> IT’S A THEME OF THE SHOW.
>> Greg: IT REALLY IS.
>> YOU PAINT A TRAGIC PICTURE OF
YOUR LIFE.
I JUST, I’M JUST SENDING YOU
BETTER -- DREAM BIGGER DREAMS.
>> Greg: ONE OF MY BIGGEST
DREAMS IS TO SWIM IN A RIVER OF
CHOCOLATE MILK.
HONESTLY, YOU HAD THAT DREAM.
AND THEN WHEN YOU WAKE UP IT’S A
MESS.
>> I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TOP THAT
AUGUSTUS GLOOP IN CHARLIE AND
THE FACTORY SEGMENT.