- Ugh!
Oh my god, what is that?
(upbeat music)
- I love oxtail.
I grew up eating oxtail.
Oxtail's probably one of the most delicious meats
there is out there.
- I could eat breakfast every meal of everyday.
Waffles, pancakes, bacon, sausage.
I love it all.
- Butter is the most versatile ingredient of all time.
You can put it on stuff, you can eat it plain.
It's delicious, it's nutritious.
I don't know what else to say about it, it's amazing.
- So, I asked to have an oxtail prepared by a chef.
I'm excited to try it.
- I was told that I'm coming here to try my favorite food
made by a wonderful chef, but I'm almost positive
that that is not the case and I've been bamboozled.
(heavy metal music)
- [Ryann] So, I am just giving them what they asked for.
(blender whirring)
- [Camerawoman] We're gonna blindfold you
and you have to guess which meal is yours.
- This is getting kinky real fast.
Oh boy.
- I don't like being blindfolded like this.
- The (beep) is this?
- Ooh, it's cold.
It is very cold.
- Huh, I don't know.
- I really have to taste these?
These are (beep)ing popsicles.
- I'm trying oxtail in a popsicle?
- Oh, that's delicious.
- No, I don't taste anything unless,
I'm not gonna bite this.
- Yeah, this is disgusting.
- This is good.
Okay, this is my favorite, 'cause this is delicious.
(Jazz coughs)
- Oh.
Nuh-uh.
- Ooh, eugh, oh, that's disgusting, that is not mine.
- That actually doesn't taste bad.
This tastes like some form of barbecue.
- In Dominican Republic, we grab the leftovers
and we give it to the pigs and that's what it tastes like.
- Ugh, it's almost sweet, like Thai food.
Is this like curry?
- This one is oxtail.
- Ugh. (retches)
No, I'm not, whatever that is, no.
This is dinner.
- Ooh, that texture. (retches)
Oh my god, what is that?
That's not pleasant, that's disgusting.
- This one's definitely oxtail.
This (beep) nasty.
- I don't know why I took another bite of that.
This tastes like garlic.
This tastes Italian.
- Nah, (beep) you, Ryann, that's all I wanna say.
- Wow, they look beautiful!
They look way better than I expected.
This smells like dog food.
- [Camerawoman] It's oxtail.
- You serious?
- I don't wish this on my worst enemy.
- [Camerawoman] How do you think you did?
- I think I did terribly, you wanna know why?
'cause this is bull(beep).
- How do I think I did?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
How do I think you did?
You did horrible.
This is not what I did.
I tried this (beep).
- Well, if it's edible, bring it on.
Yummy! (laughs)
- Okay, this isn't terrible.
This one?
I couldn't even get past the smell.
And this didn't taste like anything,
but then again, it's just butter.
- I'm gonna make this and eat this all summer
because it's nice and cool and delicious and I'm a fan.
Butter the pancake!
That didn't make it taste better!
- When is the real oxtail coming out, though?
There isn't any, huh?
Okay, thank you, I'm gonna get the hell outta here.
(woman laughs)
Do you like it?
He has the audacity to ask me, did I like it?
- I figured you might like it!
- You a asshole.
- I saved a little bit of the extra oxtail,
rice, and beans, straight up.
It is in the refrigerator, so that way,
you can actually have some too.
- Oh, so I do really get oxtail, huh?
Okay, that changes everything! - See?
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