- Keep your eyes peeled for caves with wooden planks in 'em.
That's the tell tale sign of a mine shaft.
- Remind me why we got to go in a stupid mine shaft.
We've gotten lost in mine shafts hundreds of times.
- We need to find the enchanted golden apple because the--
- [Narrator] The lava in the Nether is rising,
Swallowing bastions, killing gasts and striders,
well, the striders were all right,
but Stan and the gang needed to collect
the rest of the enchanted apples and toss them
into the lava.
- I'm worried we're not gonna make it.
- Not me.
I'm glad it's all ending and quick too.
In fact, I'll see ya.
(lava splashes)
- All right, there's some wood planks
just in case we run out of wood.
- Right.
Because it wouldn't make sense to gather any wood
before we enter an infinite cave.
- And hey, we don't need torches
because this lava will give off light.
- Ouch!
Okay, let's make torches actually.
- So where exactly is there going to be an apple
in this cave?
- Hopefully not back there.
- Oh, hell no.
I'm sorry.
Spiders, no way.
Nu-uh, never.
- I have a diamond sword.
You think I can't kill a spider?
Now, come on, we'll just run in and run out really fast
after we find the chest.
- You do that.
I'll keep my eyes on the exit hallway
just so we know which way we came.
(webs squeaking)
- Well, I'm stuck here forever.
- Use your sword to get out and then use it to take out
the rest of the webs.
I am not going over there until the hallway is clear.
- This is boring.
I'm gonna see what's over here.
Oh, a chest.
Hey, there's an enchanted apple in here.
All right, I'll see you guys.
- Oh God, spider!
Okay.
Now we gotta be on the lookout for a desert temple.
- A dessert temple?
- Desert temple.
- Aw.
I'll never get to experience a Dairy Queen.
- Won't a desert temple be in a, I don't know, a desert?
- It's gonna be forever until we make it to a desert
and now it's getting dark!
- All right.
Good night friends.
- You're just gonna sleep out in the open
where mobs can kill us?
- Yeah!
Let's at least take shelter in that giant McMansion.
- McMansion!
(crickets chirping)
Okay.
Where's the front door?
- Nobody ever uses the door on these things.
Let's just break and--
- Hey!
- What is it?
Oh, my, we have visitors.
- We come in peace.
We just want to run into your house and steal your crap.
- Can I ask you something?
- Yes.
You may ax me a question. (chuckles)
Get it?
Because I have the ax.
- Yeah, great.
Well, you've got a bunch of chest in your mansion right?
- Yes.
We have a whole room of chests.
All empty.
- And a giant chicken made out of wool!
- All right.
We got to go in and see this thing.
- All right.
Now's our chance to finally kill someone!
- Ah, but I just decorated the rooms with flowers
and pink carpet and stuff.
- I'll tell you what.
We'll let them stay the night and kill them
in their sleep.
Boom!
Ax to the throat!
- Or I can cast a spell on them or summon a vex.
- No way, man.
That vex guy is so annoying.
- Hey, what's up guys?
We having a murder slumber party?
- Hey, we really appreciate you guys letting us stay here.
- Yeah.
I always thought you guys were super hostile.
- Maybe not hostile, but definitely full of themselves.
- Anyways, here's your bedroom.
- Hey, thanks.
This is embarrassing,
but I can't sleep when monsters are around.
- Yeah.
Get out of here, you bald gray freaks!
- Goodnight friends!
(both laughing)
All right.
Time for max assacre.
Shoot.
I mean, Ax massacre.
- Assacre!
- Shut up.
Wait a second.
Where'd they go?
- How did you know we were going to kill you?
- Let's just say a little birdie told me,
except it was a big birdie.
- Oh yeah, no, those guys are terrible.
They're definitely just gonna murder you.
- All right, Pork Chop.
You got that in enchanted apple?
- We looked through 57 chests
and only one had anything in it,
but we got our apple and we can continue our quest.
- I don't know.
We have this whole mansion to ourselves now.
We could have a giant party.
- A party?
Who the hell are you going to invite?
A cow and a donkey?
I'm going to bed,
so that way when I wake up, it'll be safe to travel.
- (sniffs) Someday donkey,
we will be invited to a super fun party.
- Well, sun's coming up.
That means today could be the day (yells).
I don't even drop any food!
(light whimsical music)