I may be 99% angel,
but that 1%
gets me in trouble.
Biscuit! Look at all this junk food!
This is terrible for you!
It's still food, Daddy!
But not GOOD food!
Remember, "You Are What you Eat"!
What? Really?
I'm quitting vegetables then!
Nice try!
"You are what you eat"? That's just stupid!
What?
If I eat a potato, I turn into a french fry?
Hmm
BISCUIT!
Okay, Kevin. It's time for your first word!
By the time Biscuit was your age,
she was talking up a storm!
Big surprise!
So, let's try something together, okay?
We're going to say, "I Love Daddy". Okay?
So repeat after me.... "I"
That's it, Kevin. Keep trying! ... "I"
Okay, let's just try the second word.
"I... LOVE"
Almost, little guy! Almost!
Let's just do the easy one.
Most babies say "Daddy" first anyhow.
So we're going to say "Daddy", okay?
Say "I ... LOVE... "
Poopoo head!
What?
Poopoo head!
Poopoo head! Poopoo head!
Poopoo head!
(laughter)
BISCUIT!
Poopoo head!
(more laughter)