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Ahhh good day everyone and welcome to todays video.
So today, I'm going to be playing with weird things that I have found on the internet.
So, I already did a video like this a couple weeks ago, you guys really liked it and there are a lot of weird things you can buy online.
So I'm back with more things that I bought. They just get weirder and weirder, let me just tell you, but also just a reminder, every single day this month is a giveaway.
So the winner of yesterdays giveaway are in the description below and to find out how to enter todays giveaway, which is a instax mini 8 with some extra film.
So if you want to find out how to win this, tune in to the end and find out how. Alright so starting off with some weird things you can buy online is.
I have a whole assortment going on over here
So I don't even know where to begin
We'll start with some eye popping glasses
Now I feel like this is something that you would see in a cartoon when like they'd be like " oh my GOSH" and be like "ba-bum ba-bum"
So I'm going to rip this open and see what this looks like irl
OMG these are freaking huge..Okay I don't know why anyone would would actua-what?!
*laughs* This is so weird! Oh my gosh, this is cool, this is crazy, okay so I can see through
*whispers* I can see you
But it's so weird cuz it's like you have two tunnels, this is actual , literal tunnel vision oh my gosh
Here let me if you guys can see what it's like
So yeah, this is this is what it's like guys
Hello how are you? Give me a big ol' kiss *kissing sounds*
Okay so these are cool, I like them. They're gonna sit on my head for a little bit
I like em'!
Okay this one I think is definitely freaking weird
This is pizza flavored perfume or scented perfume what the? Oh no , it's cologne :) It's not even perfume
It's pizza scented cologne
What the heck? Like look, this is what is actually says, it says "Pizza"
And it comes in like a classic looking bottle so this is a bit much
Oh my gosh, I'm just sniffing the like freaking hole thing and it smells like pizza
Okay so I'm just gonna spray it on my wrist
Oh my gosh, it smells like freaking chucky-cheese damn pizza
Wow, that is so freaking weird.. Oh my gosh, it's making my mouth water
Oh my god wait *giggles* that's really embarrassing , that was a joke and I ended up turning into
like me actually drooling on camera
I am an actual pig
It smells so freaking good
Kay well I'm just gonna set this one aside
You know I always say pizza is the devil which it is but there is
Some good pizzas out there that aren't the devil
Ones that don't have cheese because I say cheese is the devil
I don't like cheese, cheese is not good for you, its not a good things
So yeah I just , I like the scent of it
You know okay I'm done explaining myself
Okay up next is an inflatable tentacle arm
So for all you tentacle fetishes out there
You can have a whole arm of a tentacle
Why? Why internet? Why do you have these things
Why do you need a tentacle for an arm?
This is a big freaking tentacle, okay so
I'm going to blow oh my god there are not one blowhole but two
Why does it need that many? I don't know but I'm gonna blow this up
Be right back
*panting*
*mild groan* Never in my life did I think that I'd be blowing up a freaking tentacle
Okay so here is the tentacle arm
Shall we apply it?
Ohhh I'm putting my hand inside a tentacle wow
cool
So in case you ever wanted a tentacle arm, guess what you can get it online
Is it a squeaky toy?
Wait why is it making those squeaky noises?
What do I do with this?! what are you supposed to freaking do with the damn tentacle
I don't know
Imagine like if I like went into bed with Daniel
And like "oh hey, hey Daniel, I brought my tentacle arm
I hope this turns you on *hehe*
Yes oh who wouldn't be turned on by a nice tentacle arm
Although I think it's more just like a thing that you...yeah w-whack yourself in the face with it
Honestly no clue but I don't think the internet really has an explaination for a lot of things
So moving on to our next little thing we have
Okay, not gonna lie, this is actually pretty cool and I kinda understand why it's on the internet
It is decoy can of spaghetti-os
So you can hide your goodies in here
And it's just supposed to pretend to be a spaghetti-o can
So let's open this up
What if like actual spaghetti-os were in here...that would be disgusting
Okay it looks like your average spaghetti-o can, hello spaghetti-os
Wow it actually has like
This looks legit , does spaghetti-os know that you're doing this?
People who are selling this
Okay so there's a little compartment at the bottom
*bottom cover falls off* oh my gosh okay
Wow okay, you can put a lot of things in there. Wow it's a nice little safe
So like say you needed to hide stuff, although
If you like live with people and put this in your pantry
I feel like they would crack the top open and be like
Why is there a bunch of drugs inside this can of spaghetti-os
And then, you would end up getting caught with your drugs
Although it doesn't have to be drugs, it could be anything else
You can hide a little small person in there and they would never knooow
yeah small person, Joey cool
So relatable oh my god
*whispers* I sometimes talk to myself
So this is actually pretty cool
Um, that actually just reminded of me, speaking of the small person
Remember last episode when I had the instant like grow-a-boyfriend
Guess what? He's still been in the same water for the past couple weeks
Shall we see what he looks like? Yes I think we should
Oh heyyy my boyfriend how you doin'
Oh hey let's get that smile up in here
Hey everybody, how's it going?
Did it work? I don't know it's pretty murky water
So the boyfriend, are you ready to come out?
Oh my gosh, he's very firm
Is it firm? Oh my gosh it's kinda slippery though
Okay so this is as *splash* ew
That water is disgusting
This is as big as the boyfriend has gotten um
I definitely thought it was gonna be life-sized, it's not
This is as big as he gets guys
Check out his package, yeahhh
I kinda want to see what happens when you break this open
So we're gonna break open this boyfriend
Oh my god, he's like honestly like a human spine okay
*gasps* oh my gosh
Okay well we broke the boyfriend open so this , this is his top half
And this is his bottom, you know what? This should be the giveaway for today
This, each of you could get a piece of the boyfriend
You've gotta go, sir
Ugh, that's kind of sick
Okay, and last but certainly not least
I like to save the best for last
And that is a fart-scented candle
It's called the stinky candle co.
OH my gosh , you can kinda already smell it
Okay so it has like a bomb on it
It's fart-scented
WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT A FART SCENTED CANDLE
Let me just ask you
Okay oh my gosh, it's brown
I wouldn't expect anything less
Okay last time in the last episode I tried like liquid poop
And it smelt *ughhh* I still remember gosh the memories
I'm hoping this is not as bad but let's give it a good ol' whiff, shall we?
*almost pukes**coughs*
Oh wow
*smells again* oh my gosh it actually smells like a
This is not a fart candle, this is a poop candle
Someone legit put a piece of poop in a tin can
Put a wick in it and sold it to me
I'm the sucker, truly oh my god I have like a tears coming out of my eyes
That was so potent and disgusting
I wonder what it smells like lit
I don't even wanna know
Okay give this video a thumbs up if you wanna see in the next episode
Where I find weird things online
If you wanna see me light this bad guy and see what happens
If it gets 40,000 likes, I will light her up
And I will sniff it
Um so yeah thank you so much for watching today's video
Now let's get to that giveaway part shall we? We shall
So this is the giveaway today, it's an instamini
Basically you take polaroid pictures with it, or it's not polaroid, whatever
Polaroid type camera pictures
They're really cute, they look kind of like that , it's amazing
I don't know, it's a trendy thing, it's cute
So if you wanna win it, all you have to do is be one of my subscribers
And also leave a comment down below
That will enter you into the contest
And also please give this video a thumbs up
And I will see you all tomorrow
Good damn bye
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