>> LELE PONS: What are we doing here?
>> RAY DIAZ: It's beautiful.
>> LELE PONS: It's 6 in the morning.
OH!
Oh my God!
>> RAY DIAZ: Would you marry you?
>> LELE PONS: Woah, woah, woah, oh.
>> LELE PONS: Yeah! >> RAY DIAZ: Yeah? Yeah?
>> LELE PONS: Yes! Yeah! >> RAY DIAZ: Yeah! Yeah!
>> LELE PONS: Yeah!
>> RAY DIAZ: Wait, there's one thing.
>> LELE PONS: What?
>> RAY DIAZ: You have to meet my mom.
>> LELE PONS: Okay. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Hi! I'm Lele! Nice to meet-
>> RAY DIAZ: Baby! You're finally here.
>> LELE PONS: Hi...
>> RAY DIAZ: Hi!
>> LELE PONS: Your mom just opened the door for me.
>> RAY DIAZ: No, my moms upstairs. She can't wait to see you!
[MI MADRE SCREAMING]
>> MI MADRE: Please lord...
make this [BLEEP] go away.
>> LELE PONS: Uh-huh.
>> RAY DIAZ: Oh, there she is right here.
>> MI MADRE: Hi!
>> LELE PONS: Hi!
>> MI MADRE: Very nice to meet you.
I bake a cake for you.
>> LELE PONS: A cake? Thank you so much!
>> RAY DIAZ: How sweet. Well, okay. I gotta get to work, okay.
>> MI MADRE: Oh, you have to go?
>> RAY DIAZ: Mmhm. Okay, bye love.
>> RAY DIAZ: Woah, ma! You just ironed my shirt. >> MI MADRE: Yeah, sure. No problem.
>> RAY DIAZ: Okay baby, see you later.
>> LELE PONS: Um, what cake is this?
>> MI MADRE: Oh, it's carrot cake!
>> LELE PONS: I'm allergic to carrot!
>> MI MADRE: I know, he told me.
Let's go.
>> LELE PONS: What?
>> MI MADRE: Lele, come here. I want to show you something.
>> LELE PONS: Oh!
Who is that?
>> MI MADRE: Oh, that's my son's ex-girlfriend.
>> LELE PONS: Okay.
Wait, do you know how to drive?
>> MI MADRE: No.
[LELE SCREAMING]
[GIRLS CHATTERING]
>> LELE PONS: Hey guys!
>> GIRLS: Hi!
>> LELE PONS: This is my mother-in-law.
[GIRLS SCREAMING]
>> MI MADRE: Please don't touch me.
>> GIRLS: Oh, sorry.
>> MI MADRE: Please.
>> LELE PONS: Well, guys thank you so much for doing this. This is a very important call, so can you guys keep an eye on her?
>> GIRLS: Sure, no problem! >> LELE PONS: For like an hour?
>> LELE PONS: They're gonna take you shopping, okay?
>> MI MADRE: Okay.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Shopping, yay!
>> MI MADRE: Okay, please, please.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Look at what I found!
>> JENN MOREL: Did she just take my clothes?
>> INANNA SARKIS: There you are! Have you seen Hannah?
>> MI MADRE: She's in the bathroom.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Oh.
Isn't that Jenn's?
Get back here! Come here!
Oh God!
>> LELE PONS: Thank you so much!
>> MI MADRE: Hey Lele! There you are.
>> LELE PONS: Hi! Where are my friends?
>> MI MADRE: Uh, your friends? Oh, I don't know.
>> LELE PONS: Oh my God.
>> MI MADRE: What's going on?
>> LELE PONS: Okay, okay, you know what? Let's go the other way, okay? Let's go.
>> MI MADRE: Hey, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Let me check it out.
>> LELE PONS: No, no, no!
>> MI MADRE: Hey!
You guys stop right now!
What are you guys doing?
Violence is bad!
[GUYS LAUGHING]
Why are they laughing?
>> KLARITY: Come on, shut up grandma.
>> MI MADRE: You guys are stupid, what do you think you guys are tough? Show me what you got?
[LELE SQUEALING]
Oh! They're fake. The guns are fake.
>> ANTONIO RAMOS: Oh, it smell real!
>> LELE PONS: Just shut the [BLEEP] up!
>> MI MADRE: Show me!
>> LELE PONS: No!
>> ANTONIO RAMOS: Oh, you're trying to find out?
>> MI MADRE: On the count of 3, you shoot me.
>> LELE PONS: Count to 3? No, no!
>> MI MADRE: 1...2...3...
[GUN SHOT]
>> MI MADRE: Lele!
>> ANTONIO RAMOS: Oh [BLEEP].
>> MI MADRE: Oh my God!
Oh Lele! Are you okay Lele?
I can't believe you did this for me.
>> LELE PONS: Thank you.
>> MI MADRE: You saved my life!
>> LELE PONS: Okay, you know we're family right now.
>> MI MADRE: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for saving me.
Thank you!
>> MI MADRE: Thank you! Thank you! >> LELE PONS: Aw, it's okay!
>> RAY DIAZ: Hey baby, what's up?
>> LELE PONS: Where are you?
>> RAY DIAZ: I'm almost there, how'd it go with my mom?
>> LELE PONS: I think she likes me now, a lot more.
>> RAY DIAZ: That's good, that's great! Okay, well I'm almost here.
>> LELE PONS: Okay, let me get ready. Okay, bye.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> RAY DIAZ: Hey, Mr. Pons! Nice to meet you, I've heard so many great things-