[music playing]
Hi!
Ned, we're gonna have so much fun tonight.
That shirt you're wearing totally brings out my eyes.
Wait here. I'll grab us some treats.
How did Missy get you to ask her to the party?
Ned, want to ask me to Seth's party on Saturday?
She wore me down.
But hey, this party's all about moving on.
I can't spend my entire life hung up on--
Suzie Crabgrass.
The last time I talked to her, she dumped me via cell phone.
And now's my chance to win her back.
Were you looking at Crabgrass?
No.
Well, I'm gonna go over there and tell her
you're at this party with me.
No, no! Let me do it.
I want to let her down easy.
You made it. My dog got loose again.
I have to help my mom find him.
But when I find him, I come back to be with you with you.
Nothing.
I mean, Faymen is great and everything.
But when I kiss him, it's just like... nothing.
Maybe it's me.
The only time I ever felt a spark was when I kissed...
Ned.
So all I have to do is kiss Ned again
and compare it with my kiss with Faymen
and see if I feel anything.
Thanks.
It really is great to see you again.
Let me just add a little lemon to my iced tea.
Ah! Ned, my eyes!
Sorry. Let me get you a drink.
I tried to let her down easy.
She took it pretty bad.
So now that you're all mine and no longer Suzie's,
Let's check out this small, dark room,
if you know what I mean.
Ned, what are you doing?
That's not what I meant.
The door is stuck.
Weird.
Suzie can't see me with Missy,
but Missy can't see me with Suzie.
What am I gonna do?
Oh, right, party tips.
First, dress nicely, but don't go overboard.
Be who you are and not someone you're not.
Second, if you're planning on spinning the bottle,
you might want to avoid stinky food.
Hey.
Ned? Ned?
And lastly, if you're at a party with Missy,
but you really want to be with Susie,
get her thrown out.
Missy! The air is thin in here!
Can't... breathe...
Don't worry, my sweet. I'll save you.
Ned!
Oh hey, what a coincidence.
It's my turn. Weird, huh?
Yeah, good luck with that.
But I'm gonna go rekindle my romance with Suzie.
Spin the bottle is fun!
You know, it's funny. For a second, I actually thought
you might had come to this party with Missy.
[laughing]
That's a good one.
Actually, call it a hunch, but I wouldn't be
surprised if Missy got thrown out of here.
Hang on, sweetheart. I'll save you.
[yelling]
Ned? Ned?
That's my parents' favorite door!
You don't understand! I was saving my date's life.
- Stop! - See?
- Cuckoo. - Stop! Stop! Stop!
[music playing]
You know, I was hoping you'd be here alone tonight.
[knocking]
- What's wrong? - Nothing, nothing.
Where were we?
[knocking]
Did I do something wrong?
No, I did. I came here with Missy tonight.
Let me in!
And she tried rescue me,
and I think I need to rescue her, and I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
Wait.
This whole thing is my fault.
She's with me. I got stuck in the closet, but I got out.
She was just trying to save me.
[music playing]
I found my dog. He followed me here.
Say hi to Jasper.
We've met.
Ooh, lucky paperclip.
[grunting]
Moze has to kiss Ned!
[alarm sounding]