the three of us living together.
I know. Nothing beats girlfriends.
What movies did you rent?
Oh, I have Little Women, Terms of Endearment,
and EverAfter.
I never got to watch these kinds of films
when Eric and Jack lived here.
I'm so glad to see a movie without "Booty" in the title.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Good evening, ladies.
The boyfriends have arrived.
Let the kissy-kissy begin.
Howdy! Hi!
What are you doing here? I thought I told you
we were gonna hang in the apartment tonight.
I know, but I figure, you and Angela here,
me and Shawn not here, it's just not right. It's not.
Do that thing I like on my ear.
Oh, that's the one!
Oh, yeah! All right.
Oh, that's...
Yes?
We were gonna watch a movie.
Movie? Dark.
Good. Movie good.
All right. Let's see what you got.
Estrogen on Parade, Put Down the Seat,
and These Shoes or These Shoes.
Well... These are all very lovely.
However, no.
Perhaps the ladies are unaware of
Jennifer Lopez vs. Carmen Electra
on Celebrity Deathmatch?
In pudding.
On ponies.
This was supposed to be ladies' night, so if you...
No, ladies, tonight is booty night.
Oh, yeah.
This is some good meat here, Shawn.
You know what's great about girls?
Not yet.
They can never finish a meal in public.
They always bring it home to their refrigerators, like spiders.
Shawn, have you tried the rib roast yet? Mmm-mmm.
Come here.
Trade you for this turkey leg.
Okay.
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm! Delish!
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey!
To what do we owe this free looky?
How did you get in here?
Mmm. Behold. A key.
Topanga gave it to me.
Now we can come and go as we please.
Great. I wish Topanga would have told me about it first.
(SIGHS)
She didn't tell you? Well, that's just wrong.
Well, now I just feel uncomfortable.
This is very awkward.
You must think we're like barbarians or something.
No, no, I'm sorry. I just...
I was a little surprised seeing you here,
eating my food,
which is mine.
But, you know, they're your girlfriends,
and I'm not gonna keep you from your girlfriends.
You're not? No.
So, you want us to stay?
Yeah, I guess.
Then we need horseradish!
Red, not white.
Ugh, white! Ugh!
And we're gonna need some macaroni and cheese.
Rugrats! Rugrats! Not dinosaurs!
We got some other stuff, too.
But we have a list for you.
We put it in your underwear drawer so you wouldn't miss it.
You were in my underwear drawer?
Oh, yeah. Hey, who gets to see that little purple number?
You know who gets to see it, Shawnie,
is that boy in the diary!
Oh, the purple number is hot!
You went in my diary? You read it?
Yeah, you're a very bad girl.
You think if we saw you in the purple underwear,
we'd scream, "Oh, mama"?
(SHRIEKS) Get out! Get out!
Out now! Out! Out!
Give me this!
Hey!
You can't kick us out. We've got a key.
Not anymore, you don't.
Out!
Okay, wait a minute. What's going on here?
How could you give him a key? How could you not even ask me
if they could have a key?
Just us three girls. Remember how it's supposed to be?
Oh, Rachel, you know we got back together.
They ate all of my food!
We needed carbos for kissing.
They read my diary.
Oh, Rachel!
That's just not true.
But if we did, you're a bad girl.
They went through my underwear drawer.
Oh, Rachel, that's just ludicrous, now.
Did you?
(SCOFFS)
He made me!
My name is Shawn, and I have a problem.
Rachel, look how cute they are when they're guilty.
Oh, come on. You cannot be mad at these guys.
Apologize to her.
BOTH: We're sorry we went through your underwear, miss.
Okay? Is that okay?
Now can they have their key back?
No, it's not okay.
I feel like I don't have any privacy.
I feel like I can't be myself in my own apartment.
Hey, that's ridiculous!
You can go back to being your bad self.
Oh, Rachel, it's Cory and Shawn.
Cory and I are getting married.
We're like family.