[Music]
man this show would be canceled so
quickly if you voice of
SpongeBob are you ready I am ready let's
[Music]
go you fat
bastard what all right it's safe to go
across now Delirious this is yours this
is your one you have oh it's my face
look it's my
brother's look at him waddle his
[Laughter]
ass before you guys make a run this does
anyone want to taste the old shark fan
here oh yeah yeah
yeah all right okay let's go let's go I
want I want to to get me
money time to get me money says go ahead
and and uh be seated wait a minute
okaying
cover what the hell watch
out Jesus Christ okay we're good we're
good guys teleport is over here teleport
is over here
oh all right wo the Chum Bucket
[Music]
oh going to made it all the way across
that was so bad you made like a full lap
around the grass oh what the
hell rest in
peace yeah not a fan of watching you die
like that
Jesus [ __ ] up all right I got this i
got this boys I believe in you Mr Krabs
hey Mr Krab if you make it to the other
end I'll give you a dollar I I I want
that dollar no
all right Mr
Crab the dollar yeah I'm ready to make
some patties all right yeah yeah I'm
going to get me D I'm going to go under
I'm going to go under your rock and [ __ ]
your mother what the [ __ ] dude this
shark is new to the SpongeBob
cast I just seaweed and I only Crouch
that's a bad idea this game time all
right shat yourself all the way across
that
[Laughter]
I tried to jump
B flossing must be so easy for you
SpongeBob it
is oh I'm GNA I'm G to floss this guy
real
quick how do we how do we get across
this one do we just jump on the Patty
jump you jump on a Patty then you jump
on all right you going to go for
ITP then die
no one has ever gotten this far yeah
yeah you did it let's go through the
teleporter all
right bow [ __ ] wait shouldn't you be
walking sideways oh yeah yeah you're
right okay you almost got
oh strategy Dam it we were going to cook
some crab up God some
grabum Hey look it's you where it's you
you it's giant you yeah yeah he's right
there yeah it's me yeah he's big in all
the right places too oh look at him
sneaking
look you have no idea what's going to
happen I really don't know I don't know
where the next trap is look how happy he
looks there's money at the end of
this no
no oh my God game over boys all right
guys are you going to make it through
the next trap huh are you going to make
it through this next trap I don't think
you are prob I don't think you are no
one's making it through this I got [ __ ]
[ __ ] h no no no no no
no look at his
face [ __ ] up staring SpongeBob all
right step right out here we all right
let's go let's go let's go what can I
make it
yes we got this I'm going to
run that's right Mr
[Music]
Krabs holy [ __ ] I'm going to fire you
right away as soon as you make this
obstacle course this one's terrible oh
yeah I got him you didn't even have to
use it
that
looked nice now we can get him a crabby
patty yeah oh there goes one all
right in that
[Music]
face yeah eat a dick
SpongeBob sarc yep one of
us I'm getting killed by the beginning
of the map [ __ ]
I thought I'd be distracted by my fake
pep dog what the [ __ ] is
this are you Ser what is this the big
brown turd SL dick coming out of his
pants when Brock said he's big in all
the right
places oh this looks deadly looks
dead oh God oh God I feel like I lost
the prep to get [ __ ] the
long prepare to get [ __ ] I feel like
by making it this far I lost is I think
his nose might
good that is
awful that is [ __ ]
terrible that is the worst way to die oh
no this is Patrick's button right here
yeah this is your button
I don't know what this does though oh my
God look at those
armit don't let him talk [ __ ] to you man
no way yeah yeah look at him beating on
you what did you say about
Patrick can I do can I do like give me a
hug he's so
happy man that was our golden time to go
no I just he spent so much time circling
around and
back oh my God you got crushed by the
door
crushed oh [ __ ] he made it through it
looked like someone diving into the end
zone hey wait a minute one of these guys
don't look
legit wait a minute something wait a
minute oh he pushed a
[Music]
button ow
that was a good
one I like how you told yourself that
was a good one good one
Delirious I me that was a good trap to
swim across or could you jump you jump
you jump to hit the water the very end
up jump you jump
again that's
brutal that was the second death oh no
you get a one up delirious you could go
oh he G me extra life guys yeah yeah you
look so happy about it yeah let's do
this really
really screw you you don't deserve
that
[Music]
you
ohma I called in a schma strike this
one's all me this one this one I just
have watch this is this is my family
member spinning in circles look at this
te
Tech che check oh [ __ ] I don't have the
technique come on you do it don't be
scared jump across look at look look at
this cocky son of a [ __ ] yeah but he
has four
legs exactly how you do it all right
Crouch you crouch
jump o Crouch
jump just disappears all right Evan go
you're up I don't get a your for leg on
on yeah see how the [ __ ] so close just
me
again go I'm not pushing a button this
is literally the Zip Zap Z and then and
there's the Vault there's the Vault of
the crabby bodyat formula it is oh no
you're not getting the [ __ ] crabby P
for you got
this you got a friend in me don't you
die you idiots you
[Applause]
idiot it's the final boss fight let's do
this let's go let's go let's go it's the
final countown
look
at he absorbed those bullets like a
[Music]
sponge you're halfway to the ground you
look like a
pylon I'm like one of those corns you
put in the road what he say
is oh
that's hey we will kick your ass you
look so happy oh God hey what's going on
hey you [ __ ] [ __ ] I was getting
pizza I was putting Pizza on hey
[ __ ] [ __ ] hey get away from me
Patrick me get away I'm going to [ __ ]
fly over
there that's what you [ __ ] get Sandy
[ __ ] Sandy [ __ ]
sucker Kaboom oh or
not everybody dead everybody dead
every my
dead you guys see that I was hilarious
I'm every my dead nuclear explosions oh
[ __ ] there you go where do I take this
and whatever your heart you know
desires okay why is it why is it just
floating in the air right there D Dam
dam it's okay SpongeBob I'm just trying
to figure out where I'm supposed to go
all right hey I'm back where you guys at
I don't want to die like that hey Mr
Crabs where are you
at oh [ __ ] oh
God someone died we must make it back to
Bikini Bottom all right fly just fly
just fly straight just fly straight
ahead okay okay okay okay we
got what the hell
mayday
mayday it didn't go
anywhere just go nice and easy forward
okay okay okay okay let's
go why is it doing that I'm going to be
a professional This Time Professional y
yep yeah here we go all right here we go
let's see it let's see it let's go let's
go m
we're going
down eject