I'm not a big horse racing fan I don't really like
it as far as I'm concerned it's just an excuse to give Short People jobs
weird isn't it do you think they had an agreement with the dwarves
up in a car park late tonight with weapons I had like clubs and knives
and spanners and they went okay okay you don't ride horses we won't do panto
an agreement about people who get caught doing drugs there's loads of people do
drugs and they just do drugs but then when celebrities and special athletes
get caught they describe it as a moment of Madness it wasn't a moment of Madness
when you decided you wanted some cocaine you went and bought some cocaine and then
you did the cocaine I'll show you the moment of Madness you want to see him
I don't want to be in the papers for killing you
you I'm trying to eat your hair Noreen what do you think of Frankie tutorial I mean do you think it's
ever acceptable for Sportsman to take recreational drugs no of course not I know who does it to stay
Slim it's not a performance enhancing though is it yeah you're gonna go faster if you're like really
if you're lighter I love the way you've explained that because now I know why I was never a jockey
that was the rspca Johnny stop that
and cocaine that Maradona took
came with a cocaine belly
the problem was he wasn't taking pure cocaine he was cutting it with utterly buttery yeah foreign
which is 95 less saturated
Frankie tutori is one of the most talked about things
yes jockey Frankie to Tori has failed a drug test they first suspected he may have taken
cocaine when he won the 320 Epsom without a horse okay one more thing to get fingers on buzzers
okay John what do you think well I imagine it's the News That's rocking teenage boys everywhere
um and it's the release of the new Call of Duty computer game
yeah the games Market in the UK was worth
1.92 billion pounds can you jump overnight like four days
Grand trainer
for four days if I was going camping
all right I read a sentence like oh the great thing about this game is you can live stream
multiplayer games in real time to YouTube it took me longer to understand that sentence
than it will for them to complete the whole game well that basically implies is that you
could watch other people playing a computer game online people are actually going to log on I got
what you're doing I'm watching a Peruvian kid play a Russian kid at a shooting game I'm leaving you
funny things also got Nazi zombies in it apparently it's got Nazi zombies yeah so
and I'm not sure where they come in and how they come in I mean I mean if something's risen
from the grave and he's about to eat my brain I don't really care about their ideology foreign
I was playing a Japanese gentleman at FIFA and he didn't speak any English throughout
the whole contest it was me versus him he beat me nine nil nine nil and all the way
through he's talking Japanese and at the end when I said well thank you very much I got a well and
truly deserve spanking and he just said hey Mr English
let's have a look and see if it's up there
wow yes the new Call of Duty computer game has been released
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is the most exciting futuristic slick engrossing
brutal Hollywood produced reason you're still a virgin at 30 ever
thank you