- [Annoying Orange] Yo, yo, yo, it's A to the O
back again with another gaming video
and look who else we got here.
(Pear groans)
- [Pear] Yeah, it's Pear.
- [Annoying Orange] Pear!
- [Pear] What?
- [Annoying Orange] That was the worst intro ever!
Do it again!
(Pear groans)
- [Pear] I don't--
I'm actually getting kind of tired
of playing video games with you.
- [Annoying Orange] What?!
That's it.
What are you talkin' about?
- [Pear] Jeez!
Could you not scream in my ear?
- [Annoying Orange] What's your problem, Pear?
What's the problem?
- [Pear] Well-- - [Orange] Tell me what
the problem is, what's your problem?
Pear, Pear, what's the problem?
Pear, Pear, Pear, Pear, Pear.
What's the problem, Pear?
- [Pear] Stop it!
Would you just let me talk?
- [Annoying Orange] Well like the bread said,
what's the problem, home slice?
What's the problem?
- [Pear] The problem is every time we play a game,
all you do is yell and scream in my non-existent ears.
- [Annoying Orange] What are you talkin' about?
- [Pear] And it gives me a headache.
- [Annoying Orange] What are you talkin' about, man?
- [Pear] I kinda feel like every time I play something,
you don't really help me, you just yell at me.
- [Annoying Orange] Oh no, almost, almost.
- [Pear] Are you even listening to me?
- [Annoying Orange] What's that, Pear?
I can't hear you over the sound
of this awesome bread.
- [Pear] I give up.
- [Annoying Orange] You can't give up.
You're contractually obligated to keep playing this game.
- [Pear] I never signed a contract for anything.
- [Annoying Orange] Sure you did!
The kitchen contract!
- [Pear] That's not a thing.
- [Annoying Orange] Sure it is!
Remember that piece of paper that you fell onto last week?
- [Pear] Well I remember a piece of paper
that you pushed me onto, yes.
- [Annoying Orange] Well, you left a butt print
on it and that counts as your signature, so you signed it.
- [Pear] No, I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
- [Annoying Orange] Pear, can we just stop
arguing about semantics and just ride the skateboard
like an awesome piece of bread?
- [Pear] I'm not stopping you,
you're the one controlling it right now.
- [Annoying Orange] Hey Pear, watch me ollie.
- [Pear] Stop it.
- [Annoying Orange] Pear, watch me ollie,
I can totally ollie.
- [Pear] Oh no, you're on the--
Get off the floor! (Orange screaming)
- [Annoying Orange] I gotta get outta here!
- [Pear] No, look out!
You got all dirty, 90 percent.
- [Annoying Orange] Dirty birdy.
- [Pear] It's totally fine, five second rule, right?
- [Annoying Orange] Exactly, and even if it was
a couple more seconds of that, it's totally fine!
It's totally edible.
- [Pear] I mean, I wouldn't recommend
that we eat it, because that would be a little weird.
Food eating food kinda disturbs me a little bit.
- [Annoying Orange] It would, that would be weird.
- [Pear] Okay, you wanna be sure not to break the plate.
- [Annoying Orange] I know, I know.
Oh no, broken plate.
- [Pear] I told you!
- [Annoying Orange] Ew, look at all the bugs.
- [Pear] I don't know if there's humans
in this game, but they're gonna be
really ticked off to come back to their kitchen
and there's gonna be plates broken.
- [Annoying Orange] Something tells me
they're probably not gonna really care,
because you know, the rest
of the kitchen's filled with bugs.
- [Pear] Look out for the Jeng--
No, don't knock over the Jenga!
(both screaming)
- [Annoying Orange] Aw crap, I didn't do it!
- [Pear] You're the one controlling it.
- [Annoying Orange] Pear did it.
- [Pear] I didn't do it!
- [Annoying Orange] Hey, check out that Tupperware.
It says yummy yumma.
I wonder what's in there.
I wonder what yummy yumma is.
- [Pear] We probably don't wanna know, actually.
- [Annoying Orange] It's yumma yumma in my tumma!
Haha, get it?
- [Pear] That wasn't even funny--
Look out!
Oh no, you broke a dish!
You are literally destroying everything in the kitchen.
- [Annoying Orange] So it's like real life.
(both laughing)
- [Pear] Okay, alright, that was pretty funny actually.
- [Annoying Orange] Seriously, how many times
have we blown this place up?
- [Pear] Probably more times than I'd like to count.
Look out for those banana chips, what are those?
- [Annoying Orange] I dunno, are they corn flakes?
- [Pear] Pickle slices?
- [Annoying Orange] They look like belly buttons.
Oh no, I fell into the belly buttons.
- [Pear] They're not belly buttons.
- [Annoying Orange] Gross.
- [Pear] Stop it.
- [Annoying Orange] Belly button lint.
- [Pear] I'll pass, thank you.
- [Annoying Orange] Aw man, this belly button
lint is really slowing me down.
- [Pear] Would you stop saying it's belly button lint?
That is so disgusting.
- [Annoying Orange] Well I could have said it was boogers.
- [Pear] Alright, you got a point.
You do have a point there.
- [Annoying Orange] I know.
- [Pear] Call it belly button lint, that's fine.
- [Annoying Orange] Although it seems to be
getting in my way, I'm having a harder time
gripping than I did before.
- [Pear] You almost fell right back in there.
- [Annoying Orange] I got mad skills.
I'm a piece of bread, I don't do--
- [Pear] Aw, right back in there.
- [Annoying Orange] He's just excited,
this is like the bread's version of a ball pit.
You know when you go to McDonald's
and you have the ball pit and you jump in?
- [Pear] I didn't do--
- [Annoying Orange] He's just excited.
Alright, I'm just happy to be past that stupid--
Oh no, oh no! - [Pear] Oh crap, dude!
- [Annoying Orange] I think I broke every glass.
- [Pear] You did!
- [Annoying Orange] Every piece of, oh man.
- [Pear] There's one left that--
Oh, and you broke the last cup.
That was the only one left standing.
- [Annoying Orange] If you think about it though,
I am doing food a favor here.
- [Pear] How do you figure?
- [Annoying Orange] Well if I break all of his
plates and glasses and everything,
he won't have anything to eat with.
- [Pear] Huh, I think you're onto something there.
- [Annoying Orange] I think I am too.
- [Pear] You know what this means, right?
- [Annoying Orange] Yup.
- [Both] Destroy everything!
- [Pear] Dude, your bread is starting to--
Oh no!
Your bread's starting to look like a mutant.
It looks like it has all these mutant growths on it.
Kinda creepy.
- [Annoying Orange] It's not creepy, Pear,
it's just belly button lint.
- [Pear] Honestly, I don't know
where you're hanging out where
belly button lint looks like that.
I don't--
- [Annoying Orange] It totally looks like that.
- [Pear] I don't think you actually know
what belly button lint is.
- [Annoying Orange] It's potato chips.
- [Pear] Ugh, gross!
- [Annoying Orange] Okay, got it.
- [Pear] There's a plate up there.
Make sure you gotta break it.
- [Annoying Orange] I see it, yeah!
- [Pear] Yes, breaking glasses!
- [Annoying Orange] All day long!
- [Pear] You will never be able to eat
a single meal ever again, all food will be safe.
- [Annoying Orange] And the owner of this
house will starve to death, yay!
- [Pear] That's kinda morbid, actually.
- [Annoying Orange] I'm not morbid, I'm an orange.
- [Pear] That wasn't funny.
- [Annoying Orange] It was too.
- [Pear] No. - [Orange] It was too!
- [Pear] No! - [Orange] It totally was.
- [Pear] No!
- [Annoying Orange] Knife, knife, knife.
Oh, there's the toaster, there's the toaster.
Let's get to the toaster, let's go to the toaster.
- [Pear] I was trying to tell you
the toaster was right there.
Then you started singing the knife song.
- [Annoying Orange] Hey, knife to meet ya!
(Pear groans)
Whoa, careful for the knife.
Don't, just gotta be careful.
- [Pear] You gotta be careful for the knife.
- [Annoying Orange] Okay, let's get to that toaster.
We need to become toast!
- [Pear] You know, if they made this game
about an orange--
- [Annoying Orange] I'm listening.
- [Pear] Would your ultimate goal be to become orange juice?
(Orange screams)
- [Annoying Orange] Don't even say that, Pear.
Why would you say that?
Are you trying to give me nightmares?
- [Pear] I'm just asking.
- [Annoying Orange] Pear, zip the lip.
I've got some serious toastin' to do.
- [Pear] Okay, fine, fine.
- [Annoying Orange] I gotta concentrate here, here we go.
- [Pear] Okay, here we go.
- [Annoying Orange] Ready?
'Kay, let's do it, get in there.
Oh, almost in, almost in, let's do it one more time!
Oh no, oh no!
- [Pear] That was so close, that was so close.
Come on.
- [Annoying Orange] Get in there, get in there, come on!
I'm almost there, come on!
I wanna be toast!
- [Pear] It's almost there.
- [Annoying Orange] That dream commits my entire life
every waking moment and every sleeping moment,
I wanted to become toast.
Yeah, toast me!
- [Pear] I can't believe you actually did it.
- [Annoying Orange] As they would say
in Mortal Kombat, toasty!
- [Pear] That was an incredible episode.
I'm actually pretty happy I stuck around.
- [Annoying Orange] See Pear, you actually had fun.
- [Pear] I did.
- [Annoying Orange] That's what happens
when you remove the stick from your butt.
- [Pear] Hey!
- [Annoying Orange] Later, taters!
- [Pear] What type of muscles make involuntary movements?
- [Annoying Orange] Butt muscles!
- [Pear] Oh, come on!
You made me press the wrong one!
- [Annoying Orange] It was involuntary.
I didn't mean to, it was involuntary.
- [Pear] Your butt is not involuntary.
- [Annoying Orange] Sure it is,
sometimes I fart when I don't even want to.
(Pear groans)
I call those kinds awesome.