It's just, it's just something about Luigi.
Just a raw sexual- it's a raw charisma.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't wanna say it's a sexual charisma, but it's a
like, something about- it's a... you know?
It's like that kind of nerdy,
quiet type that you're like...
Yeah, yeah. He got BDE.
Yeah.
Probably agree.
[Chris] Probably...
[Charlie] Probably agree.
Agree.
Yeah.
Yeah. No.
Yeah.
I mean, even the first Super Mario Brothers
you just gotta say- I mean, the 64,
it's not even the first one
of the idea of the thing.
[Charlie] It's not gonna be the best.
Yeah.
And then you're saying video game of all time...
Of all time?
Which means there's people who would argue
that whether or not it's the...
It's hard to pick.
It's like, what's the best song of all time?
You know, it's like, it's impossible to say
but I don't think it's, uh, Super Mario 64.
The best video game?
Of all time?
That's pretty good.
Oh, man. That was good.
That was good.
That was really good.
I would say either the original Legend Of Zelda...
Um, Street Fighter 2.
Oh, man.
The original Mario Brothers?
Original Mario Brothers is there, yeah.
And then um, that Tony Hawk.
Yeah. Tony Hawk's...
I wasted so many hours of my life playing that...
Well, I say wasted,
it's not. I spent so many hours of my life.
I wasted, I fully wasted mine.
Yeah, no.
It was great.
I was wasted.
Yeah. And then- yeah.
But then there's also like, you know
like first-person shooter games
like Call of Duty that are pretty, pretty dope.
I mean, except... it is, it's Mario, Miyamoto-san.
I know that he would.
We already did.
We've done it.
We've already been...
But in fairness' sake, I didn't win by a lot.
I feel like, uh...
Jack Black crushed us.
Yes! Strongly agree.
Jack Black destroyed us.
He is the Mario Cart...
[Chris] Yeah. [Charlie] ...player.
He taught us the one trick.
You get in front, bob and weave, zig zag,
serpentine!
Mhm.
You can't just go straight.
Yeah. We were just getting...
You get a zigzag.
Turtle blasted...
[Chris] Just turtle blasted! [Charlie] The whole time.
Turtle blasted.
Official term.
That seems like a sexual thing.
[Charlie] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Strongly agree.
[Chris] Strongly agree.
[Charlie] Yeah. Yeah. Turtle blasting.
[Chris] You gotta do some turtle blasting.
Yeah. Come on.
It's, it's different.
It can be good.
Yeah, it can be good,
but nights in are kinda great.
But a great night in?
Yeah.
We're showing our age, pal.
Yeah.
[Chris] Oh, yeah, strong... [Charlie] Strongly agree.
Party!
All the boys!
Woo!
I hate to sleep, bro.
A great night in? I think it's like a movie
and/or board games,
you know, a good dinner, kids in bed early,
and asleep, and sleep through the whole night.
And with little resistance.
No, like, 'No! I don't wanna get in the shower!'
You and mum should go watch a movie together.
Yeah, yeah.
You should have some alone time.
They're always saying that.
Constantly. All of them.
[Charlie]I agree.
[Chris] I agree.
He's like, you know, he's just more handsome.
You know, I can't, I can't explain it.
Good bone structure.
Something happens when I look at him. You know?
[Charlie] Something about, you know...
Pops! You know?
Yeah.
Structure.
Taller is not more handsome. Right, Chris?
Yeah, right.
No, it's...
It's just, it's just something about Luigi.
Just a raw sexual- it's a raw charisma.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't wanna say it's a sexual charisma, but it's a-
like something about... it's a- you know?
It's like that kind of nerdy
quiet type that you're like...
Yeah. Yeah.
He got BDE.
Yeah.
An excellent plumber?
No.
I mean, in order to be a plumber
you have to apprentice the trade.
You'd get into it.
If that was my career choice, I'd be excellent.
I'd love it.
I'd be just plumbing.
Plumbing. And I don't get grossed out by poop.
[Chris] I'd be fine.
I'd be like, ‘ma'am, I got this’.
I'd have all the tools.
I'd have a slick belt.
Sweet van.
Yeah.
I just, I know myself enough to know like,
I'm not gonna be great at it, you know?
Like, I'm gonna, I'm fine.
[Charlie] I'm fine,
but my heart just won't be in it.
No, I'm going to go for it.
I'm going to, I'm going to try to win some plumbing award.
Oh, um...
Uh...
Pratt's Plumbing is pretty good.
Declutter your gutter.
Pratt's Plumbing.
We got, We Lay Pipe.
Pratt's Layin' Pipe?
Pratt's Pipe Layers?
Pratt's Pipe Cleaners.
Yeah.
If I'm not a plumber?
I think I would just be obviously
be a professional model.
Yeah. Yeah, that's easy.
Why? Why even...
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Why would you do anything else?
When people will just give you money
for being so handsome.
Duh.
[Charlie] No.
Pizza's fine, but there's...
I mean...
Yeah.
Good, like, good Mexican food.
[Charlie] Like really good Mexican food. [Chris] Yeah.
Sushi.
[Chris] Yeah. [Charlie] Get some sushi.
Sushi.
What is takeaway?
Is that like delivery?
I'm thinking of food you're gonna, like, take home
and eat later?
Then I would agree that would be the best.
[Chris] If I'm gonna, yeah.
I love pizza.
But I don't want to take- I was,
I was confused by...
[Cgris] the foreign language you speak. [Charlie] You know what?
[Chris] Listen, why don't you...
This is, I'm from America.
You should learn to speak English.
I bet it's the most reliable.
Dude. This is England.
It's the most reliable.
It's everything I'm not allowed to have in one meal.
Why are you not allowed to have it?
Cheese and bread.
I'm gonna go on record and say
you can have it if you want to, buddy.
You know what?
How dare you?
Enough of this superhero crap.
Yeah.
Have a slice of pizza.
Yeah, yeah.
We'd say delivery.
Yeah, because, you know what,
it has the most iconic delivery person, right?
The pizza guy.
[Chris] Yeah. [Charlie] You know what I mean, like...
Second only, second only to plumber
for an adult movie star.
Yeah.
That's right.
The most lampooned.
The most lampooned, the most ubiquitous
in those types of films.
Yeah, or just like a stoned teenager who's like...
"Your pizza, sir."
"Your pizza, bro.”
And like if you're a 10-year-old kid
and you're stuck home alone,
you can really screw with this guy.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You can steal from this man.
[Chris] Yeah.
You can take it from his livelihood.
[Charlie] Yeah.
You didn't even have to put American football there.
I know.
And I love baseball.
I'm a huge baseball fan.
But is it more exciting to watch?
Of course it's not.
[Charlie] Of course it's not.
No, it's not.
I like both.
I like American football.
I'm a Seahawks fan.
Seattle Seahawks.
That's my team.
And they've been good.
He's a Patriots fan.
They beat us in the Super Bowl.
[Chris] It doesn't matter. [Charlie] Sorry.
I also like the Boston Red Sox,
but what are you gonna do?
Yeah.
[Charlie] What are you gonna do?
I'm a New England kid.
Baseball used to be America's pastime...
Used to be.
But now it's- now football is.
Yeah. It's older as a sport.
Yeah. It's also, it's kind of slow.
It's a bit slow.
[Charlie] They're trying to speed it up. [Chris] Nine hours to play a game.
They're, they just passed...
They're just doing a thing this year...
Passed some new laws?
Yeah. Some new baseball laws where you gotta do it faster.
You do, or else.
Or you go to jail.
I'd watch that.
[Charlie] Yeah. Yeah. [Chris] I know.
[Chris] If they're like...
It's gonna get more exciting.
Click. Get in there.
Actually, I think they might...
kill the player.
It's like...
Now I'd watch that.
It's like Hunger Games.
They have baseball bats everywhere.
I mean, it's pretty easy.
I know, men with clubs.
[Charlie] Only one way to find out.
Actually, you know what?
I'm going to disagree because
I blew out my elbow
arm wrestling.
I might get you.
And so I could- I can never, I'd have to forfeit.
I can't arm wrestle my right arm.
If we go lefty I think I could do it.
No, because I have one elbow left
and I vowed I'd never arm wrestle again.
If we went righty, I think I would have a chance,
but if we go lefty, then yeah, I got nothing.
I think righty you might-
you probably would get me because I really...
You got a bad elbow.
I got a really bum elbow that I can't do this stuff.
You gotta keep your elbows fit, pal.
Yeah.
[Chris] I didn't, I got the same, um...
I got the same injury
that my character from Moneyball had
after shooting Moneyball, arm wrestling.
Blew my elbow out.
I'll never play...
My god. That's life imitating art.
Yeah.
Your baseball career is ruined!
I know, dude.
Good thing you love football, bro.
Yeah, that's right. Finally.
I just wait for the Seahawks
to like, we need a 43-year-old with a 5.5 forty.
Yeah, who can bench press...
Who can't even bench press his own body weight.
Strongly agree.
I do, too.
I know.
Beginning of many, many films, I think.
I think so.
The NCU,
the Nintendo Cinematic Universe.
We're gonna see 'em all.
Mhm.
[Chris] You wait.
This is like Iron Man.
This is, it's just the beginning.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, sure.
Yeah. That'd be pretty good.
But it's like, you know, what did Iron Man do?
He proved that,
that you could make movies out of this Marvel canon.
And there's Nintendo canon.
Mhm.
There's stories to be told.
There are stories.
Wait, was it animated?
Iron Man?
No, this movie.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm so sorry. Yeah.
I was doing all that.
[Charlie] Oh, okay. [Chris] All that stuff.
All that, all those body work sessions
with your body work coach.
Yeah.
All the stretching just to get taller.
Yeah, the walk that you learned.
You're going have to unlearn that whole walk.
Yeah, the limp and the accent.
The French accent I came up with.
Yeah.
It's true.
He's a good looking- he's a foxy guy.
He's got that thing.
He's got, he's just got that 'it' factor.
Even the name, man.
Yeah, Lou.
Lou, Luigi...
Luigi...
Yeah.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, ladies...
It's-a Luigi.
How you doin'?
Thanks. That was great.
Oh, look at that.
I'm red on this side and you're green.
[Charlie] Yeah, that's right. [Chris] Look at that.
Ah, that's why. I get it.
LADbible's got production.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, when you do a LADbible bit, you know.
They ain't just some geeks off the street.