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Yo, a man in upstate--
Yeah.
--New York got in some trouble for his Sucio sculpture.
Word of caution before this next story, which
is about a Saratoga County man accused of displaying
offensive sexual material.
It contains images of a carved wooden penis.
That's where we come in.
Let's go.
REPORTER: Jamie Gagne has lived on Ruggles Road for 10 years.
Recently, he's found himself in a dispute
with the town of Wilton.
I mean, clearly, there's not a lot going on in Wilton.
At all.
If this is making the evening news.
Not only-- not only making the evening news.
Seems to be the number one story.
REPORTER: But this was hard to ignore.
Like, why would you blur it?
Like, it's-- like, it's a dick.
It's a wood-- you already told us it's a wooden dick.
Cause he must have done a really good job creating
it if they had to blur it.
Like-- like, I don't know about much
about creating wooden dicks.
But if you got so much detail that they have to blur it out,
my man, you did a hell of a job. - Yeah.
Look at that.
Yeah, shout out to you. You know what I'm saying?
There's probably a vein on the top or some shit.
Hell, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He got the pee hole just right.
It's girthy.
REPORTER: He carved a seven foot penis out of a pine tree.
Why didn't he just lie and be like, it's not a penis?
You can just lie and be like, that's not a penis.
What are you talking about?
It's a glizzy.
Nah, that's definitely a-- that's definitely a penis.
Definitely a penis.
Gagne complied with state police
and moved the statue into his backyard.
He's since returned it to the front lawn
and placed this sign here to conceal it.
Imagine being this guy's neighbor and just seeing him,
like, move a 7 foot cock around his yard, like, every day,
like, just drinking your coffee, and, like, what is he doing?
Like, what does he use that for?
Also, he has a lot of free time.
A lot. He's making--
For real.
--he's out here making signs, making dicks.
Like, sir.
Yo.
DESUS: And if you look at the condition of his front lawn,
he probably should be spending time fixing that because that
is a pathetic front lawn.
Yo, can we get Scott's over there--
- Something. - --to help him out?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Surf and turf, anything.
JAMIE GAGNE: It's just a giant piece of wood.
You think about going to a park, and there's a statue, you know,
of a little boy peeing.
- Uh-- - What?
--what park? Sir, what park?
What parks are you going to?
What park are you going to, Mr. Fun Funs?
Huh? What is--
Is this-- have you been to Epstein Island, sir?
DESUS: Wow. - What the fuck is this?
Wow. Wow.
MERO: Yo, yo. - Wow.
What the--
Wow.
There's a line--
Wow.
- --he crossed. - Wow.
Mero, leave Bill Clinton alone.
God.
Allegedly.
You said allegedly.
I didn't, so--
JAMIE GAGNE: This is a clear First Amendment right.
One person is offended versus dozens of people that, you
know, were complimenting me.
What compliments were they giving him?
Like, hey, that's-- hey-- hey, my guy--
MERO: Yo.
--that's one sturdy member you made over there.
You know what I'm saying? Listen.
- Nice. - That's a good rod.
You know when, like, a guy is in the neighborhood,
and you got the hood up?
And then, like, he's working on a car.
MERO: Yeah.
And then other guys gravitate towards it.
You know other guys in the-- - Yeah, yo.
--neighborhood are just coming over like, aw, so you-- hey,
so you cutting a cock, huh?
Yeah, you know what? - Uh, nice.
Yeah, I wouldn't--
I wouldn't use that blade for the foreskin
because I'm just telling you.
Yeah, for the urethra, you want to use
a little smaller tool there. DESUS: Remember, measure--
- Yeah. - --measure twice, cut once.
It works in wood and circumcision.
- That's right. - OK?
Let's go. Come on, guys.
That's right.
Now, the neighbor who Gagne says has been
complaining to the town declined an on-camera
interview request today.
It's probably Tekashi.
Wicky with the sticky now.
He said, yo, there's a guy with a stiffy out.
See? Look at that.
That's a good--
Yo, oh, shit, yo.
- --he did do some work. - No, you're right.
No, you're right. Yeah, they needed to blur that.
- Yes. - You're right.
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
Yeah. That's--
Yo, that head is way too realistic.
Whoa, hey, yo.
Oh, wow, no, wow, yo.
Oh, whoa. OK, all right.
No, no, see? No, you're right.
Wow.
Also, like, the ball to shaft ratio
is like a little off, like--
I-- I mean, it's 7 feet, and it's wood.
Like, you gotta-- you gotta forgive some things.
You know what the next place we're gonna see this dick
is, right?
Part five of Papa John's series, baby.
He got it in-- - Oh--
- --he got it in the room. - --shit.
- He got in a room. - Yo, let's go.
Right?
He's going to put it right in between the eagles--
Yep.
--and the shit, like, yo.
My name is Papa.
Here's my wooden dick.
Like, yeah.