--Hi, I'm caitlyn Houlihan. --Hi, I'm Christopher Fitzgerald.
--And we're from Waitress the musical. -- Yep. And we're playing
[both] Never Have I Ever!
--I have. -- I have.
--I have definitely. I peed my pants when I was laughing at my parents wedding. My
mom and my stepfather got married and I was seven and someone made me laugh and
I peed in my green pants.
--Oh. --And I had to then like do a reading
in front of the and
so there's all the pictures of me are like.....
I one time ate almost the entire
pizza and then I just kept eating the whole night and it was on a Sunday night
before a day off and I had this massage planned for the next day and I was
really excited. I had never had a massage before, and then I woke up and I just
couldn't stop throwing up.
And I don't think I've eaten pizza since.
So, no massage?
--No, I had to cancel the massage and they still charged me because it was too soon.
--Did you explain what happened with the pizza?
--I said, I've been throwing up and I can't come in.
---But you didn't go further to say, It's because I ate an entire pizza.
--I couldn't even think,
I couldn't even say the word pizza --Because you were throwing up.
--It was like red. --Red.
--It was really bad.
--Yeah. I don't think so. I mean, I'm 26. I mean that's just you know.
[laughs]
--I definitely --Definitely.
--have yeah. In fact I'm wearing the same underwear I
wore yesterday, today.
--No, because I share a dressing room with someone, I feel more
likely to change mine every day now.
--Yeah I know and I share a dressing room with Will Swenson,
who never changes his underwear, so. We never, you know,
sometimes I wear his underwear.
Here's
what I don't... look, if a phone rings, that's annoying. I can usually work right
I can usually work past that. It's when people start filming.
--So cruel. --I was doing a show
one time, and I looked in the front row and there was a person there with a I
and iPad, and then on the iPad was a woman sitting in a den Facetiming
watching the show. Like I saw a woman in her den just like....
--No! -- It
was so crazy they were Facetiming the show. I actually was speechless on that
one. I tried to point, but it was just so amazing and weird.
--Oh, Caitlin.
--What do you mean?
[laughs]
--Well, Chris and I, like we turn around we bump into a table, and then he's supposed
to like regain his composure composure and then go off. And so he did and I
backed up and I tripped over a one of our platforms, and so he was like standing there like
this, and then everyone behind me burst out laughing,
like the band, the cast, no one in the audience laughed. I, it was pretty funny, but
I mean that's just like. --I think what happens is
when you're in a long run, when something
happens on stage, you the only thing I think is like everyone else on stage is
going through this with me. And you're just waiting for it. You you're desperate
for someone to fall, right? --You are!
--When you did that trip, I have to say I it really made
my day.
--Like it really. --It was really awesome it was.
--Like I feel revitalized.
I'm ready to do the show more. --I know it gives you a little bit of like yeah a
little adrenaline just kind of like something's different. Someone is
humiliated and that makes me feel better about what I'm doing.
--I have a good one and do you know what it is? It happened during Waitress.
--Yeah. -- So
I right before my scene, I wear these dress pants as Ogie and I stretch. I do
my stretches and literally 30 seconds before my entrance, I was doing--can I get
up here? I was doing this stretch, down here, and I'm not kidding there was an
explosion in my rear end area. It was warm and then it was cold. It was
like oh oh my and I had torn about a two foot down like crack of my butt completely
out. 30
seconds. I'm like Oh God, huh, what do I do. What are we doing? Drew Gehling, luckily he
was there, and he was like Act Two pants! Act Two pants!
I run up, I throw my act two pants on,
and then I jump into the chair, and then ding ding ding and I slide out and
there's Caitlin and I begin the scene, and I almost couldn't get through it
because I had the knowledge of what had just happened. I hadn't been able to have
a debrief with anybody about the fact that my ass had just exploded out of my
pants.