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*Gibi audibly struggling*
*yet more audible struggling...*
*...is this really necessary?*
*I assumed this would be ASMR.*
*This stopped being ASMR awhile ago...*
GIBI: Yes. Good.
I'm so tired.
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*DISCLAIMER: Harp not included.*
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*Basically, this sounds like dropping a mic on stage that echoes dissonantly and irritates everyone*
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*Pause for Gibi's emo phase*
When I was a young boy, my father- *Ok, these are just the lyrics to Black Parade.*
*Gerard Way. What a legend.*
*She's still going.*
*Still going...*
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SHREK: "This is the part where you run away."
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And thank you for watching!
Hello everybody, it's *click* Gibi!
Goodnight!