There is an app called Cameo, all right.
-Uh, I don't know if you've heard of it. -VON: Boo. Yeah.
It's where fans can pay famous people
to make personalized video for them; it's not a bad idea.
For 200 bucks, Tony Hawk leaves you a message.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, $150.
For $99, you can get the sweet voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried,
and this is to Richter.
I like your muscles.
(laughter)
Is that Grinder?
Uh, Gilbert gives it his all.
You like his muscles?
I'm sending you that one, Theo.
Uh, so right now, we're gonna play Cameo showdown.
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Here we go.
It's a real game, high stakes.
Okay, you guys guess which of these two celebrities
-cost more on Cameo, all right? -Okay.
First one, Gary Busey and Snooki.
-Snooki. -Well...
-I think it's Busey. -Okay.
-Am I supposed to not guess yet? -SPADE: No.
Can we open our eyes or not?
SPADE: No, you can open your eyes; it doesn't say.
No. We can, we can, we can think out loud
-as to why we... Okay. -Oh, okay.
-It's like... -I saw-I saw him second and that's a tough one.
That's not the new prime minister of England?
(laughter)
-Sorry to get so #political. -Yeah. No.
I thought that was Ellen without makeup.
-Isn't that-- I think I've seen her. -No, that's David.
-Oh. -No, 'cause that was Amy's joke.
-No, it's fine. -I keep calling back and it's not working.
-No, it's fine. -I want to go.
I... First of all, Snooki,
I don't love the new "together" Snooki.
I like when he was-- she was on that show drunk,
-dry humping a pinball machine, -KIRKMAN: Yeah.
falling asleep in the dryer.
Now she's, like, on Instagram pushing blow dryers.
It's like, it's not the same.
I like her when she's a bit of a disaster.
Yeah. Or she'd have to change her name to, like, Susan.
-Like, just, you know. -Yeah. Exactly.
You can't still be Snooki.
And Busey, he-he still has
his disaster roots, you know.
He's-- he-- I did a movie with him, uh, Black Sheep,
and, in the middle of it, he was, uh...
Oh, zero people remember?
-And, um... -(cheering and applause)
-It was good, right? -I saw it in Spanish.
The first time I saw it, it was in Spanish.
Yup. Sheep Negro.
-Oh, Sheep Negro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah.
And it's good, dude. It's really good in Spanish.
Um...
And it's pretty good in English.
-Uh... So, on-on Gary Busey. -Interesting.
So, he's dressed in Army fatigues,
and he comes to the scene with me and Farley.
And we're doing it. And in the middle--
just in the middle of the scene, he goes,
"That's a wrap on Busey," and he leaves.
-And then... -He wrapped himself.
He wrapped himself. I've never seen it happen.
And then we go, "I don't know." We don't have any power.
And then, two weeks later, we're in makeup on a different scene.
He walks in in fatigues. "Let's finish that scene."
And I go, "I don't know how. We're at a different location,
and... this is actually a different movie."
-He thinks, like, one hour's gone by. -Yeah.
The reason I think he's more money
is 'cause I don't think he's running his own thing.
And I think, like, someone else who's like,
"Man, we got to make a lot of money on this. -Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Blah, blah, blah, blah." -Maybe. That is a good idea.
Let's see if you're right. Who wins?
Oh, that was a...
that was a close one.
Do I get anything?
-No. But... -Oh.
No, he could use the money to buy a motorcycle helmet.
He won't, but he could.
All right, the next two.
Marlon Wayans and Caitlyn Jenner.
-Oh, yeah. -Both powerful fa--
They come from powerful families.
Two of our favorite white chicks.
So, who...
-who costs more? -Ugh.
I-I don't pers--
I don't want to say anything bad about the Wayans,
'cause I'm not 100% sure I'm actually not one of 'em.
-Like, there are so many of them! -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look under your chair. You're a Wayans! You're a Wayans!
Like, everybody a Wayans.
They're cheaper in bulk, too.
A friend of mine, um,
invested in some of the lower tier ones, you know.
-That's funny. -Skippy Wayans.
Yeah.
Donetius Wayans.
They're up-and-coming.
Not big headliners. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Um... -All right, uh, what are we thinking here?
Anybody want to guess who wins?
-Caitlyn will do anything for a buck. -Caitlyn. -Caitlyn.
-I would say Caitlin, probably. -Yeah. -Okay.
Let's see it. Let's see the winner.
-Whoa! -What?!
-Wow! -Look at that.
I mean, that's outrageous.
How expensive are vaginas?
$2,500. That takes balls.