Wow, they can't help it.
Yeah.
They can't control themselves.
No.
It's the sugar, I tell you.
Just carried away, yeah.
And they love you.
They love you.
I'm deeply touched.
I see that.
Congratulations.
I met you at the Emmys a couple years ago.
That's right.
Congratulations on another nomination.
And this is your year.
You're going to win this year.
I think so.
Seriously, with all due respect--
I just want to say this personally.
What's that?
I happened to see the show Monday night
and heard you say the same thing to Sean Hayes.
I'm sure I didn't say that.
Well, I'm pretty sure you did.
No, Sean Hayes was on the show, and I--
I know, even though he's Gabby Hayes' grandson.
Yeah.
Oh, is he?
I didn't know that.
Well, very few people do.
Yeah.
I didn't--
But really, I mean--
No, no, no.
I mean, this is show business, and we do say things like this
without thinking.
I don't think I did.
But you got to make a choice.
No, I'm not saying that you're wrong.
But I think we have a clip, and I don't think I said that.
Can we see what I said to Sean Hayes?
Well.
Yeah.
That's exciting.
I love you.
Likewise.
And I wish you the best of luck.
You already won one Emmy.
But I don't think anyone deserves it more than
Peter Boyle.
I didn't say that.
That's techno trickery.
No!
You just did that with a dial.
No, I would never do that.
I don't have that kind of time.
I'm very busy.
But anyway--
Well, I'll accept that.
All right.
Are you excited about going to the Emmys?
Well--
Do you have an extra ticket?
No.
All right.
No.
All right.
What do you do to prepare?
Because it's a long day.
A shower, a good breakfast.
I send my tux out to get pressed and everything.
And then I do all that stuff.
And then I watch the NFL on football.
I watch football while my wife gets dressed and goes crazy.
So then the limo comes and picks us up
at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
I know.
Why is that?
And you get out of the limo, and your eyes
are like-- it's all sun.
It really is because it goes live to the East Coast.
So it goes on at 8:00 there, but we
have to be there-- it starts live at 5:00.
We have to be there at 3:30.
There are lights, and it's hot as hell.
It is.
And you're sweating.
You need sun cream and everything.
And we're out there with--
I need a lot of sun cream.
You are so funny.
And I really am a fan.
I can't believe you've been in the business 40 years.
I don't know--
I can't believe it either, but--
oh, yeah, it's--
Look, you have a doll.
This is from Young Frankenstein, which is--
it looks just like you.
Except I got to tell you, look at that stomach.
That's like a washboard stomach.
Can you see?
Maybe?
Yeah.
I was doing ab roller commercials in the '70s.
Look at that stomach on that doll.
Wow.
Have you seen that before?
No, I'm really impressed.
Yeah.
Wow, I like that.
That really is probably one of the funniest movies ever made,
Young Frankenstein.
You were so--
It's a classic.
I have to agree with you there.
Yeah.
I mean--
You're right on there.
And also Everybody Loves Raymond,
what a great show that is.
Is everything good there?
We've been hearing everybody's fine.
Everybody's fine but Brad.
Is he there, or is he not there?
No, he's there.
He's there.
OK.
He's up for the Emmy too.
Yeah.
And I wish him luck, but we're against each other.
Oh, well, then you're going to win.
If I lose, I might have to prune him.
[LAUGHS] He's a tall guy.
He's a tall fellow.
He's a tall drink of water.
He's a long, tall drink of water.
And he's lovely.
I've met him before.
He's a very funny man.
Yeah.
And you are a funny man.
And what I love about you-- you meet
a lot of people in this business who are maybe talented, but not
down to earth, not family oriented.
And you've been married for 26 years--
That's true.
--which I think is really impressive.
That's true.
It's the stomach.
Basically when I met my wife, I was dressed like this.
You were?
Yeah, and I invited her to come to my beach house.
She did.
You were on the set of Young Frankenstein.
Exactly, exactly.
My wife was doing an article for Rolling Stone about Mel Brooks,
and she interviewed me.
And I was in green makeup.
And I was 6' 8".
I was as tall as Brad.
And I invited her to come visit me at my beach house.
And it's been--
And there ever since.
And now we have two grown daughters.
They're both at Brown University.
For 26 years, we're happy.
We have a good time.
Oh, that's great.
That's the best way to meet somebody,
when you're green, because you know they love you for inside.
Just to keep the romance going, you
got to use a lot of green makeup.
Well, once in a while just to bring back memories,
you should paint yourself green.
Yeah, nostalgia.
That'd be a nice romantic night to surprise her
in your green one night.
Yeah, exactly.
Peter, thank you for being here.
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