Welcome back to the show and it's
time for hot topics and this time
we gotta behave because, you know,
we have a very respectable panelist.
Say hello to historian Felix panel, we also
have our friend and King 5
traffic anchor, Shante, Sumter
and new day producer Susie Wiley.
Hey y'all, thank you for being here.
Wait, who's this respectable?
Respectable panelists that would be you.
About that so we brought all the respectable
things here for you today like a Slurpee.
So we were talking to Doug just a
little bit ago about the Slurpee and I.
Actually I, I'm cold because
I've been drinking this Slurpee
so I have my blanky here.
So what do you think?
Do you love the Slurpee Felix?
I do. I think they're great.
I mean, it's the the
combination of cold and sugar.
It's just it's I mean, it takes
me back to my earliest memories.
Absolutely. What are you eating?
I love a Slurpee.
But I brought you all my
favorite treat from 711.
And then as the nachos.
They are so bad they're good, wait a minute.
This is like I love that you brought,
I call them nachos with cheese from hell.
I mean it's just it's not great but
that's so bad they're good and when I
go in there I do a whole layer like I
start and I layer the tray with cheese
and then I open the chips and put a few in.
And then I layer more.
I'm there for maybe 1/2 hour.
This takes me right back to
like the roller skating rink.
I know it makes
me think of like like high school
football games. Yeah, which
is colder though. The cheese with the Slurpee
ohhh alright in a minute it won't
matter because your chips are gonna
be saturated and soggy and it'll
just be delicious. I don't think so.
I think that the viscosity of this cheese
is going to live on and not
affect the traffic. I promise
you it well. The natural
color is really encouraging.
You see anything.
Thank you. Mother Nature.
Thank you for bringing this
bountiful harvest to us on
this beautiful morning.
Ohh my gosh alright well,
Speaking of viscosity there was a big
article that came out over the weekend.
You all saw this.
We're talking about tsunami
warning and learned this week.
How fast the water would rise
here in Seattle if a big quake
hit the Seattle fault line.
So who's prepared for this?
Where are you going to go?
I've got a basement full of nachos
with that cheese, and when the tsunami
hits a few 100 years from now,
it'll be exactly the same. You
might be able to use the chips. Cheese
will not change. Alright, so this is where
we're sitting right now, OK?
Under 6 feet of water in 3 minutes.
So we better run upstairs quick y'all.
I'm going to be honestly the second
I start to feel the movement.
I'm out. Well, if
the earthquake doesn't crush the building
you're in and kill you right away,
you will have to get up and run
for the tsunami that's for sure.
But it's been 1100 years since
we've had a quake like this.
It's good to be prepared because, you know,
if history tells us anything bad,
things will repeat themselves.
So yeah, so take this with a grain of salt,
but be prepared, have stuff you
know have have some supplies ready,
then find a find.
The easiest way to get to high
ground when the time comes
1100 years since it hit us.
Battle fault line. Since we've
since on that specific fault line,
OK, well, I mean I'll tell you
this after the Northridge quake,
anytime I feel the slightest movement,
I'm out the door. Yep, yeah.
So if you ever see me running,
you'll know why
you're supposed to shelter in place.
You run when the earthquake
hits. Well, I usually
run to a doorway. Ohh gotta find
the triangle of safety got.
There's a whole other topic alright,
Chante have you ever been
to an earthquake? I haven't
but I did the drills.
You know in elementary school when
they have you go under the table.
I don't know if that's still the case,
but seeing the tsunami?
The little review you just showed
us and I heard about it last week
and thinking about like blumenfield
being under 6 feet of water,
it's just hard to imagine.
But I'm hopeful that I'll
be at home if it happens.
And then you know,
I have a lot of floors at that rate.
Yes,
not driving. That's certainly would
not. Usually our sports teams are just
metaphorically underwater, so it's amazing
to think of actually underwater.
I see what you did there.
I will be at 7-11.
Oh well, you're going to
be one of the first ones.
Nachos. I don't think these
are penetrable to water.
Alright, Speaking of
water, one designer at a Paris
in Paris at men's Fashion Week
grew real plants on clothes.
Wasn't saying Can you
imagine how moist they were?
Ohh, they probably smelled too.
Gives a whole new meaning
to the word manscaping.
You made me legitimately giggle
there and we'll snort it.
How do you even see sometimes this happens
when I leave clothes like in
the car too long? Or there's
like a leak in your vehicle?
If you wash clothes and forget
about them, and you know,
then you have to start over,
because then they kind of mildew
and I imagine you had to have
that type of environment to grow.
Oh, it looks like
a Choo Choo Choo Choo.
Yeah, yeah, I could use some help like
that on top of my head growing something,
but I don't think I'm ready to have grass
growing on my head or my clothes yet. Yeah,
that's a no, that's a big no.
I wonder how many to chichia shoes
didn't make the cut because they.
Couldn't grow. My kids
are growing and maybe you
gotta make your kids mow them
every week. You know they get.
They get resentful and everything.
I mean it's just all bad.
You know I feel like all you need is a
high school boys gym bag and you're gonna
have what's happening on those folks.
I mean I I was a big no on that.
Alright, well another topic for
you ruining a good friendship.
Martha Stewart has one great idea,
she says waiting for friends to die so
she can date their husbands. What now?
I'm not saying you'd still
waiting for somebody to die to
steal their husband,
but I listen to it because when I read it,
I'm like what it. What is Martha?
What you doing, girl?
What you doing what she's saying kind of
is once you get at A twist certain age,
I think some of the deal Breakers
are no longer the case.
You know, the pickings are
already slim out here and
then when you start thinking
about getting older like your
friend's husband. Saying it's hard,
it is by the way, that the password
to that Netflix account did get changed.
She told me yes or not to fill you in
on that one later. Felix, but well,
I mean she is.
She's think of it as ministering
to the to grieving friends right
after somebody passes away.
Yeah, you know, why not?
Martha can step in and be
there in their hour of need.
I'm here for her but she
said it out loud before.
And that's the problem.
And she tried to walk
it back and be funny.
But I don't know if I trust
her after that, right?
Yeah, she wouldn't get to be
around my husband, that's for sure.
But listen, I'm all
for it. Like if I.
Kick the bucket and and Martha's around
and she wants to support my husband.
I mean she's got all the things
like go ahead just be nice to
my kids and we're good lady.
I'm hunting haunting every night. No
she'll make the funeral really nice though.
And that's true. That would be very
well coordinated funeral. It's all
very tasteful. Yes.