• From murdering a piñata to stripping for a conga line, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the craziest things we’ve seen happen
at a party.
I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Ciesus Pringle When Pringle was a kid his mom dragged him
along to a family friend’s birthday party.
There were no other kids there and most of the guests were very drunk.
At the end of the night, all of the middle-aged guys at the party suddenly stripped down to
their underwear and started a conga line!
The conga line went straight out the front door and all the way down the street before
slowly returning to the house.
Everyone was cheering and laughing but it was the most confusing thing little Pringle
had ever seen…
Number 9 was submitted by ThatBeastDude SweetCommando When SweetCommando was in middle school he
went to a party that the WHOLE SCHOOL was invited to!
The party was completely wild!
But everyone seemed to be having fun.
But halfway through the night things took a turn when two people started fighting!
No one could break the fight up so more and more people started joining in.
Pretty soon every single person at the party was fighting – even SweetCommando!
After a few minutes everyone stopped fighting and started laughing!
They soon went back to having fun, and to this day no one knows why they were even fighting
in the first place!
Number 8 was submitted by FlashSentry22 Princess One time Princess Proton went to her friend
Mimi’s Sweet Sixteen party.
At the party, everyone was dared to eat or drink something weird.
When Princess’s turn came, Mimi dared her to drink the bowl of punch that had been brought
by the host’s older college friend.
Princess did the dare – but found out too late that the punch had been spiked!
Three hours later, shy little Princess Proton had stripped down to her bra and underwear
and was dancing on a table, shouting, “This is Strip Club City, babies!”
Number 7 was submitted by GlassFlooring Tolop One time Tolop went to a funeral for a guy
who’d died of alcoholism.
After the service, the guests decided the best way to remember him was to throw a huge
party and get completely wasted!
Two hours into the party Tolop saw a young drunk guy run out of the kitchen, putting
on a bad British accent and screaming, “I’m the bloody United Kingdom, you bloody wankers!
Respect me!”
He then ran outside and jumped into the above-ground pool fully clothed.
When he came up for air, he shouted, “You see, you bloody concubine!
I’m the bloody United Kingdom!
I’m in a giant cup of tea!”
Ever since that day Tolop sees all above-ground pools as giant cups of tea…
Number 6 was submitted by MM3064 Civil Spider When Civil Spider was in high school he went
to the big annual Valentine’s Day party.
That night, he saw a bunch of girls standing together getting ready to take a group photo.
But in the distance he also saw a group of boys preparing to photobomb them!
Civil Spider watched as one of the guys ran in to photobomb them but tripped and fell!
As the guy was falling he grabbed onto one of the girls’ skirts to break his fall,
pulling it down in the process.
The girl was extremely embarrassed and smacked the guy right across the face!
Number 5 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Andiemations
One night Andiemations got invited to a college pool party.
It was going really well – until Andie’s drunk friend Cid got a terrible idea.
He decided to take the parasol from the poolside table, climb onto the second-story balcony
and jump off.
He thought the parasol would cause him to float gently into the pool, but it didn’t
work out that way!
Instead the big parasol swung him around and made him do a complete 360!
Cid panicked and let go, causing him to plummet into the concrete below!
Luckily he survived, but his arm and shoulder were broken in several places!
Number 4 was submitted by GoldbergJoe Salty Squid
One night Salty Squid went to his first-ever keg party.
He was having a blast – until three rednecks crashed the party!
The rednecks were loud and rude and just helped themselves to all the beer they wanted.
One of them caught Salty Squid’s attention when he pulled out a big knife and started
bouncing the blade between his fingers.
Everyone at the party stared as the crazy redneck went faster and faster.
Eventually, he stabbed himself hard right in the finger!
His buddies wrapped the finger in paper towel and left.
Salty Squid and his friends were laughing and talking about crazy it was, until someone
noticed…
The rednecks had stolen the two kegs!
Two of them had carried the kegs off while the idiot with the knife caused a diversion.
Number 3 was submitted by PurpleMysticMarry HoneyBits
When HoneyBits’ little sister had a big birthday party, all her friends and family
came, including a cousin who’d a special gift… a piñata made to look like her favorite
cartoon character!
All the guests were really excited and couldn’t wait until it was time to break open the piñata.
But when HoneyBits’ sister started hitting it she discovered the piñata only had red
candy inside it.
That’s when their cousin told HoneyBits’ sister that the red candy was cartoon blood,
and that she had just killed her favourite character!
HoneyBits’ sister was really upset and cried for the rest of her party.
She still hasn’t forgiven her cousin for making her commit piñata murder…
Number 2 was submitted by MargaritaPizza2 Grgak
Grgak once went to a very memorable college party…
At the party there was a creepy guy pretending to be passed out on the floor so he could
look up the girls’ skirts.
He got away with this until Pandora noticed what he was up to.
First she stood over his face and seduced him with a little bump and grind.
After a minute or two, she took off her panties and started squatting lower and lower.
Soon her crotch was only inches away from his face.
Creepy Guy thought he’d died and gone to heaven… until Pandora proceeded to shit
all over his face!
The guy was so shocked that it took him five seconds to even react!
In that time, Pandora clinched off her big turd and calmly walked to the bathroom to
clean up.
Grgak never saw Creepy Guy at a party ever again…
Number 1 – What’s the craziest thing I’ve seen happen at a party?