[DOORBELL]
[LIVELY MUSIC]
Ready?
Trick or treat!
You're not getting any candy.
You know that, right?
[RECORD SCRATCH]
Wait, what?
What are you?
Like, 24?
22.
Yeah, I'm twenty-- [CLEARS THROAT] nine.
Go away.
What's her problem?
Who knows?
She probably gives out gross candy, anyways--
or even worse--
fruit.
[SHUDDERS] That monster.
Whatever.
Let's go to the next one.
Yeah.
Trick or treat!
Seriously?
Trick or treat!
Uh, no.
Oh, come on.
At least give us like a fun size or something-- or a Mounds bar.
No one wants a Mounds bar.
No one.
Aren't you guys a little bit old to be trick or treating?
I mean, I'm gonna have to see some ID.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
What?
Strange, whatever.
Yeah, you are too old to be trick or treating.
But my ID!
Did he just steal our IDs?
Hey, guys, I scored some fakes!
Now, we just need some wigs!
OK, trick or treating is not gonna work.
Let's just go to the store and buy some candy or something.
No.
Today's Halloween.
Tonight, our candy's free.
[RAP MUSIC]
(RAPPING) Yeah.
Records on my demo!
What are you doing?
I'm a cat.
It's still Halloween.
OK.
Let's finish the montage.
(RAPPING) Did ya'll boys not get the memo?
[RECORD SCRATCH]
Whoa, Rachel, what do we need the duct tape for?
Oh, to tape candy to ourselves in case
we wanted to fit more candy.
Oh.
OK, phew.
For a second, I thought you wanted to like kidnap someone.
Let's hope it doesn't come to that, Lily.
[MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STYLE INSTRUMENTAL]
OK, this is the only house on the block with king-sized candy
bars.
They have it all, and everyone knows it.
They start stocking up for Halloween in September,
and l keep their stash over here in a safe.
A safe?
Yeah, it's in a safe.
Steel force, a lock, the works.
So like, a safe?
A standard safe?
Pretty much, yeah.
So how do we get in?
The best entry points are here and here.
But I say you utilize the window [INAUDIBLE] here.
All right.
Let's do this.
I like your costume.
It's not a costume.
This is serious.
I mean, well, they are costumes.
We literally got them at the Halloween store.
I didn't have clothes for a heist.
What was I supposed to do?
OK, shh, let's focus.
Because if we fail, this could be a cat--
astrophe.
Get it?
I get it.
Catastrophe?
I don't like it, but I get it.
It was great.
It really wasn't.
OK, we're here.
So how do we get it in?
OK, so using the drain pipes, we're
gonna climb up to the roof.
And then, we're gonna use these ropes
and we're gonna repel down.
And there might be guard dogs.
So we're gonna take the stakes that you have, right?
And then, we're going to use the side of the--
Door's open.
OK, so using the front, we're going to try to get in the--
Let's go!
The rope--
Just take the rope inside.
I'm taking the rope.
I'm gonna tie everything.
(WHISPERING) Hey!
No respect!
What?
Shoes off!
We're robbing the place.
They're not gonna care whether I have my shoes or shoes off.
Just do it.
Fine.
Happy?
Yes, I'm happy.
[CONVERSATION CONTINUES AT WHISPER]
OK, so according to these blueprints,
the safe should be on the third floor.
Psst!
They have sugar cereal!
Oh, they must be the coolest!
Shh!
Lily, let's go!
At least look at it!
Come on!
Fine!
It's not here!
The safe is supposed to be here!
Just let me think for one second.
No, it's a bust!
Let's go!
We can go to 7-Eleven!
Look, Lily, snap out of it!
We aren't going anywhere!
OK, what do we do now?
Um, just-- oh, wait.
I was holding it upside down!
The safe must be downstairs!
Are you kidding me?!
What?
I'm not an architect.
I don't know how to read these things.
Give me this!
OK, follow me!
OK.
OK, this is the place.
Oh my God, Lily.
What kind of candy do they have?
I hope they have Kit Kats.
Oh, I hope they have Reese's.
Mm, yeah!
Oh-- OK, so how do I open it?
Oh, uh--
You didn't come up with a plan on how to open the safe?!
No.
Relax, we'll figure it out.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[GASPS]
Shh.
[GASP] Oh my God!
What are you doing in my house?!
Who are you people?
I can see you.
What are you doing here?!
W-- Well, um, we just wanted to get a Halloween candy.
And we went trick or treating, and everyone
was saying that we're too old to actually go trick or treating.
So we didn't want to go to the store
and buy candy because, obviously, that
defeats the whole entire purpose of Halloween.
So we-- we came to your house because I
remember that you guys had these super big candy bars.
And I know that you hid them all in your super secret safe.
So we wanted--
Why on earth would I keep candy in a safe?
I don't know.
It was a dumb thought.
We're gonna just get out here.
We're just gonna get out of your h--
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm calling the cops, OK.
You should've just-- you should've just bought candy.
I-- this is ridiculous.
[POLICE SIRENS]
We're going to jail, aren't we?
Yes, Rachel.
["COPS" "BAD BOYS" TV SHOW STYLE INSTRUMENTAL]
Next.
[CAMERA SNAP]
Turn.
[CAMERA SNAP]
Next.
Where'd you even find our costumes?
[CAMERA SNAP]
Turn.
[CAMERA SNAP]
Next.
I don't know where they got them, Lily.
I don't know.
Hi, I'm Rachel Levin, and I played
Rachel in that last video.
Remember, breaking into somebody's house,
no matter how ridiculous the reason,
even if it is for king-size candy bars, is still a crime.
The more you know--
What are you still doing in my house?!
And you're drinking my coffee?!
[MUG RATTLING]
[LAUGHTER]
That is awesome.
Why did it take so long?