(an SMG4 intro)
SMG4 PRODUCTIONS :D
*ba-ding!*
[SMG4's sad attempt at making friends]
*Everybody excited to get a valentine date*
*here come that boi song plays*
*sexy music stops*
(SSBM All-Star Rest Area, in case you were wondering)
*sexy door knock* (That's a thing, right?)
*sexy door open + creak*
WREOOWW {Yo, gurl}
hmm ._.
*le perfect piece of toast*
Awehuhuh!~
Guhhhhh huhhhhh >w<
I love you :D *slightly more toasted toast*
*Giggling* ("bigger toast," huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(goddamnit, give this poor shy guy a chance D:)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*not dead*
YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH!!!!
*suddenly, katana*
*Two retards fighting for a sexi girl heart*
*Two retards fighting* OOOOOH
*Two retards fighting* OOOOOH YOU ARE SO
*Two retards fighting* OOOOOH YOU ARE SO UGGLEEEHHH!
*Two retards fighting* OOOOOH YOU ARE SO UGGLEEEHHH! OH GOODBYE!
*Two retards fighting* OOOOOH YOU ARE SO UGGLEEEHHH! OH GOODBYE! GOOODBYEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Toast shuriken*
*super-dramatic backround n' stuff*
*le dodge* (HOW DID HE EVEN?!)
AGHHHHHHHHH
*more dramatic editing, good god SMG4 you really enjoy this don't you*
*rambo-style-skills!*
*back to reality and what's actually going on*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*le drumroll*
*le logical choice*
(SOMETIMES THE GOOD GUYS FINISH FIRST)
(SOMETIMES YOUR BEST IS ALL IT TAKES)
(idk wtf he's saying)
With this sexy peace of ASS!
(YOU KNOW THAT,)
(SOMETIMES THE GOOD GUYS FINISH FIRST)
(welp, i wish my crush was a girl shy guy :P)
(sorry I just like this song)
(carry on...)
wowwehhwow...
wow weh wrow.
re rou.
YYYY
YYYYAAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAHHHHHH!
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(SOMETIMES THE GOOD GUYS FINISH FIRST)
(Meanwhile in Mario's house)
la la la, hmm hmm hmm!
La, la-
okie dokie!
Oh you mama mia *gibberish*
HAHA! *Italian Gibberish*
*Italian Gibberish*
*Homo Italian Gibberish*
(Inner MTT) OHHH YEAAHHH!
"OKie Dokie!!"
Whoa!
(SOMETIMES THE GOOD girls* FINISH FIRST
Oh...
Mama mia... -_-
Hey stinky! *Italian Gibberish*
oOOOOooOOoooH o.O
Yeah! haha-ha!
Nice job, dick face.
SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
*Salty italian gibberish*
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooh mammia mia
No Problem! *gibberish*
Eh? *italian lies*
IF you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean, cause hey!
hah -
I like you a-ny-way!
L: ugh...
Because you see...
If it were MEEEEEE...
I would feel free-to-say!
"that I was gay!" - But i'm not gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*window breaks*
Wow what an asshole
*Ding-dong*
IT'S OK TO BE GAY, LET'S REJOICE WITH THE BOYS-
*door shut*
HMMMMM ︺︹︺
*ding dong x1*
*ding dong x2*
*ding dong x3*
*ding dong x4*
*ding dong x5*
*rage charging 98%*
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?!
AHH! *cough to avoid being lonely*
AHHH!
*coughing and wheezing* (weeging?)
AUGH-EHCEHHCH
Wuzzaaap? (⌐■_■)
Aw, man!
Hello! wha-ha!
oh RIGHT! aw yeah! :D
NO! WAH! *italian gibberish*
*italian shivering*
WAH?!
ohhhh... ;--;
(lol Luigi got friendzoned)
(Meanwhile at the beach...) [Peach?]
Yes! *giggling*
(bowser on his perv-mobile)
oh, no! Goddammit...
AHHH! D:
Rawr! Roar. :3
Ha ha ha ha :D
no, oh
HOE!
Why are you so mean to me?
*Bowser crying like a baby*
*being desperate and lying*
OOH...
No!
NO! :D
NO! :D *swoosher*
(Meanwhile in le city)
Dayyyummmmm...
Whoa! AHHH! NOOO!
OH HELL NOOOOoooOOo! you're GOING TO LUV MEEE!
Bitch does it look like I care? no
SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH.....
(great job, dumbass)
*g*
(FRANKIE! That's the best idea!)
14.... 15....16!
(yeah!)
whatsup?
*g*
oKie DOkie!
Frankie: Oki doki!
LET's PAR-TAY
NomNomNomNomNomNom
(yes absolutely SMG4!)
*Music*
Total Badass
Toad: YEAHHHHHHH!
F*ck police coming' straight from the underground
Subtitles made by Sonicfan, 1joe124, and iDplayz 600! :D