>> James: VANESSA, ONE THING ABOUT YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW IF
PEOPLE KNOW IS YOU'RE WELL KNOWN WITHIN YOUR FRIENDS, YOU THROW
INCREDIBLE THEMED PARTIES.
WHAT ARE THE BEST PARTIES YOU'VE HOSTED?
>> UM, THERE'S BEEN A FEW -- I MEAN, I'M SUCH A SUCKER FOR
THEMES.
LIKE, THE NEXT ONE I HAVE PLANNED IS I THINK GOING TO BE A
TIKI RAVE NIGHT SWIM.
>> WHAT'S A TIKI RAVE?
>> I GUESS I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT TITLES BUT A TIKI RAVE NIGHT
SWIM IS THE NIGHT WHERE I BRING OUT ALL OF MY LASER MACHINES AND
ALL OF MY SMOKE MACHINES -- >> James: SORRY, YOU HAVE
LASER MACHINES?
IT'S NOT THAT YOU CALL SOMEONE OR RENT LASER MACHINES, YOU
BRING OUT THE LASER MACHINES.
>> NO.
THESE ARE INVESTMENTS YOU NEED TO MAKE FOR YOUR PARTY FUTURE.
>> James: PEOPLE GET IN THE -- YOU SEE, I --
>> THEN YOU HEAT THE POOL TO LIKE 100 DEGREES SO IT'S LIKE A
BATH.
JAMES ALREADY I'M OUT.
>> I'M IN.
>> James: NO WAY!
>> I'M THERE.
I'M THERE.
>> James: FOR ME, THE PROSPECT OF SAYING, COME TO A PARTY --
AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BE IN YOUR SWIMMING TRUNKS.
>> YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES.
>> James: NO.
NO.
YOU THINK THAT.
IF YOU'RE BIG LIKE I AM AND YOU'RE BIG WEARING A T-SHIRT IN
A SWIMMING POOL, IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE!
BECAUSE YOU GET OUT AND THIS SORT OF SECOND SKIN FORMS THAT
WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU CANNOT GET IT AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.
YOU'LL PULL IT AND IT JUST GOES BACK.
AND SO THEN YOU'LL THINK, RIGHT, WELL THEN I NEED TO GET CHANGED.
WHERE DO I GO?
IT'S OVER THERE.
THE WHOLE TIME YOU WALK FROM HERE TO THERE, YOUR BODY IS
MOVING IN A WAY THAT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN A BODY MOVE,
PARTICULARLY IN LOS ANGELES.
IT'S JUST -- >> YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF
EXPERIENCE WITH THIS?
>> James: NO, BUT I DO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
I WON'T BE AT YOUR TIKI TIKI RAVE FANDANGO OR WHATEVER YOU
CALL IT.
YOU'LL GO TO ANY PARTY.
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SAY NO TO A PARTY EVER.
>> IT'S VERY TRUE.
I LOVE A PARTY.
I'M GREAT AT PARTIES AS WELL UNTIL A CERTAIN HOUR AND THEN IT
GOES WRONG.
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME, TOO.
I REMEMBER ONE TIME, I CAN'T DRINK TEQUILLA BECAUSE I WILL
PASS OUT.
JUST LIKE THE OPPOSITE.
MOST PEOPLE ARE LIKE, YEAH, LET'S RAVE.
I DRINK TWO MARGARITAS AND I'LL LITERALLY BE ASLEEP ON THE
COUCH.
I'VE HAD MANAGERS OF RESTAURANTS KICK ME OUT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT
I WAS WASTED.
I SAID, NO, TEQUILLA PUTS ME TO SLEEP.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S FRUSTRATING.
>> James: YOU THROW BIG HALLOWEEN PARTIES, RIGHT?
>> HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY.
I LIVE FOR HALLOWEEN.
I LITERALLY COUNT DOWN THE DAYS, BUT, YES, MORE THEMED PARTIES.
JAMES -- >> James: WE'RE BRITISH, WE
DON'T REALLY CARE.
>> IT'S NOT A HOLIDAY.
IT'S A DAY FOR PARTIES.
PEOPLE GET DRESSED UP.
>> IT'S A SEASON!
>> IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A SEASON.
>> James: IT'S NOT A SEASON.
IT'S NOT A SEASON.
>> NO.
NO.
>> James: IT'S NOT A SEASON.
FRANKLY, IT'S WEIRD.
>> YEAH.
I'M WITH YOU.
>> James: IT'S WEIRD.
>> COOL, THEN I'M WEIRD, AND I LIKE IT, OK?
>> James: KIDS ARE FINE.
KIDS, I'M LIKE, SURE.
GET IT CANDY, SWEETS.
GO.
>> I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.
>> James: IT'S LIKE THE ADULTS, IT'S LIKE THELACCOUNT
MANAGER AT MY SON'S SCHOOL WHO IS AN ACCOUNTANT AT A BIG
LAWFIRM AND OPENING THE DOOR WITH A BIG AX IN HIS FACE AND
BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN WHICH IS LIKE THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL,
AND IT'S INTERESTING FOR 30 SECONDS AND THEN YOU END UP JUST
GOING, OH, DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?
AND WITH A MAN WITH AN AX IN HIS FACE.
>> THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO SPECIAL.
WHEN ELSE CAN YOU HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE?
>> James: SURE, LET'S HAVE -- OK IN WHICH CASE LET'S HAVE
NATIONAL PUNCH OURSELVES IN THE FACE DAY, BECAUSE WHEN ELSE CAN
YOU HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE?
MATT, AM I WRONG?
>> I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER.
I'M WITH YOU.
>> THAT'S SO WRONG.
>> IT'S NOT A HOLIDAY HERE.
YOU NEVER GET DAYS OFF FOR IT, DO YOU?
YOU NEVER GET DAYS OFF IN AMERICA, DO YOU?
>> CELEBRATE THE ENTIRE MONTH.
>> WHAT MONTH IS IT IN?
>> OCTOBER.
>> MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 28TH.
I SORT OF LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S WEIRD.
>> SEE?
SEE?
HE LIKES IT!