[HIGH-FIVES] TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!
AND WELCOME BACK TO THE BROOKHAVEN EXPERIMENT!
When I finished the last episode, we had killed everyone here
but I had to come back and actually do it all again
because
I don't know, the game didn't save to when I got here
until I clicked into the level.
So, this time, I remembered to hit the blue box
Everyone was complaining in the comments of the last video
because I missed the blue boxes that were lyin' on the ground
They said it in the tutorial like, "Oh, get the blue boxes if you want upgrades."
And I was like, "Man, I want lots of upgrades!" And then I missed all the blue boxes.
So this time I got it,
which means I have a laser pointer,
which means the people on the moon can see me!
Hello! [gunshot]
Let's go into the lab basement!
We fought one of those big giant dudes last time.
God, my hands are shaky.
[random blubbering] Blrllbllb
We fought one of the big giant dudes last time,
which is great
because, uahm, I wanted to kill one of them
and prove my dominance over everybody else.
So we don't have any new guns... Oh shit
Ohhhh shiiit
Ok! So we're still goin' with this [gunshot]
because it shoots the bestest (nice grammar, Jack ^.^)
Wait, where'd my laser pointer go?
[gunshot]
Ok, I need to actually equip it
I don't think I have any batteries on the laser pointer now
which is fantastic! It just lasts!
What the hell are you pointin' at?
What're you stuck at- Is there invisible dudes right there?
Ohh God
[gunshot]
What did I shoot?!
Oh, it's acting as the menu, ok [gunshot]
Buff upgrade, I didn't get any new ones here
Body armor or magazine extender? [gunshot]
I like my good luck charm!
I have no special ammo
For some reason I have no grenades now,
but I have Molotov's
but Molotov's are fuckin' awful [gunshot]
[gunshot]
Ya throw them and it just creates a little tiny plume of fire like that one down there!
That's not enough!
[reading] If there's no immediate threat, reload
Kali: unintelligible static
Kali: I can't get your current location Jack: OH..!
Kali: If you found a generator -inaudible static-
Jack: Aww, shit!
Kali: will attract attention from hostiles [unintelligible]... generator until it's at full power, over.
Jack: What?!
Ugh, I did not hear any of that!
Generator until full power?
[referring to zombies] Can I hit you guys through this?
Oh, shit.
OHH, shit!
[gunshot and splatter noises]
That's him dead.
Uhmm..
Ohh, God!
[gunshot] This is bad- Oh God, I can't see! [gunshot]
[5 gunshots with splattering noises. Jack grunts each time.]
Die, you hairy bastards!
[gunshot]
I can shoot you guys through that!
Awesome!
You're a small dude, so I'll take care of you after. [gunshot]
You are a big baddie. [2 gunshots]
Ohh, 5 shots [ 5 gunshots] TO YER FACE!!
BUCKO!!
Why is all this stuff- [in a kinda cookie monster voice] BEP BEP
[gunshot] Aww, my hands are shaky [2 gunshots]
My hands are shakin'!
MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN BUT I'M STILL GETTIN' HEADSHOTS!!!
Uhh.. ok!
Relax.
[breathes deeply in and out]
Shut up!
[2 gunshots] YOU [gunshot] BIG [gunshot] PIECE [gunshot] OF [gunshot] ANUS [gunshot] FLUID [gunshot]
OOOOOO, shit
Ok, they're all gonna start comin' out of
fuckin' everywhere
[gunshot] You're like fuckin' woodlice!
[3 gunshots]
like woodlice when you uncover the ground
Oh, fuck
Oh, fuck! [gunshot]
[6 gunshots]
AHH, GOD, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
Ok, my flashlight is actually a weapon
so you just go eh, eh!
Untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz (dance party)
Don't you guys like this?!
Wait, here
Uh
[clicking noises and Jack realizing what'll happen] OH SHIT! [EXPLOSION]
OWWW!
Can I- ugh!
THAT'S NO FUCKIN' HELP!
So they either don't go anywhere or they go fuckin' [gunshot] miles away!
[6 gunshots]
NAHHHHHHHHH, GET DOWN, SIT DOWN, BITCH!
Ah! [gunshot]
Stop it!
So if anything comes down through there... [gunshot]
Oh, that's.. That's, that way
Wait, what are you at?!
25%?!
dub du.. DAHHH! [7 gunshots]
Speed it up, please!
I don't care!
That was good though! 81%. The highest I've got so far is 91%
Wait.
Are there any blue things around that I can shoot for extra... spiciness?
No?
I would like some extra spiciness though.
I'm at 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[gunshot] Hahahaha
but I would like some more mines 'n shit.
Ok, we're- this place is nice!
I mean, I wouldn't holiday here
Not in a million years, but I mean,
as far as underground places go, this place is not so bad
I-I'd come here again [3 gunshots]
um, buff upgrade, uh, do I have special ammo?
No.
Uh, AWW shiit...
Oooh, I got a stun grenade!
[gunshot]
Great! [gunshot]
I mean, the Molotov is good, but uh.. th-the.. throwing mechanics in this are not that good yet!
[reading] Hit an enemy with illumination flare for massive damage
Oh now you tell me!
The thing says [in mocking voice], "Oh, illumination flares? They light up an area."
Illumination flares.
I mean, I was thinkin', "Hey, they're illumination flares
but they have some sorta fuckin', phosphorous fire in them.
Maybe I could use *waits a second* them to burn shit!"
Uh...
Where's the ff...? [3 gunshots]
I can't see. [2 gunshots]
I couldn't see my fuckin' laser pointer goin' through the fence!
Y'know, sometimes...
Mr. Flashlight, you're not that helpful.
[7 gunshots]
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
Ughhh, big momma's house!
[gunshot]
[heavy steps]
Ok! Ok! Um!
[4 gunshots]
Shoot him a bunch! [said while firing a bunch of shots]
'cause you I can deal with as you get up close.. two, three, four, five, six. SIX!? WHAT!?
Ok reload.. reload!
oh god... oh god..you look like the dudes from Resident Evil!
I don't fucking like this this is not going well! Hello anybody wanted (to) fucking
be a friend? ... GO!
Ahh god!
THAT DID NOT HELP! Go (the fuck away? Can't really hear what he's saying) GO AWAY, GO AWAY!
ghja ghja [Weird sounds] nyeee bmm buluruluru! ... Who wants to go?!
you um... AHH... WHAT WAS THAT!? Uhhhu! fuck!
[5 gunshots] Hit him!!! Oh God.. ke.. Oh shit balls...
oh hi... WHAT WAS THAT?! Oh God something's making noise in my house! oooh!
IT'S HARD HEARING ANYTHING WHEN I'M SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE FACE!!! oooh thank God!
[weird noise] Ok..ok! dhu! [gunshot] and aaa...
Whoow! ah it's fucking hard (to) see inside this stupid thing!
ehye! *Laughs lika a childish maniac* Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him until he dies
of deadness
Kali: We (couldn't) believe what we were up to in that place. The limitations of space flight and imaging technology -inaudible static-
I don't care what you guys were up to! Fuck me!
Kali: What can we see where we haven't been looking?
Kali: How far into the fog could we pierce?
Kali: Could we see the past, the future?!
Kali: Could we see...other dimensions entirely?
YOU GUYS OPENED UP THE PORTAL FROM THE MIST!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!
aww it's only at 50%! We have to do this fucking song and dance twice more!
Whyyyy!? Wh- Can't I just go home?
where's the military!? Why am I the only last fucking- Ooooh... I need health this time.
Why am I the last standing against everything? God i have a shit ton of ammo..
IS THERE ANY BLUE BOXES AROUND?!
I would really like a new weapon.. Prose- specifically this one!
Awwoh fuck! fine..
maybe there are actually stuff lying around and I just haven't seen them yet.. Hello?!
No okay.. Laser sight, critical chance
This duuder since you said he was good.. *voice crack* and I didn't know that..
BULBOUX?! Blue boxes?!
"If there's no immediate threat, reload.." You said that last time! That's not help..
............. Hi [2 gunshots]
aww that made me feel cool! Uh oh... Uh oh... Let's see how this works! see how this works!
WHAT!? What tha.. uh.. you fucking.. [A LOT of gunshots]
son of a bitch! Kill him.. Kill him! RELAOD GOD DAMMIT! GOD GOD GOD GOD UH HU HU HU!!
THE..? FUCK FUCK AW JESSSUZZ... THA.. PLUGGED OUT MY HEADPHONES AHHH FUCK AHHHH!!!! UHHHHH I'M FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW!!!!
OH Jesus ouh... why the fuck did I shoot a flare down there and it showed up over there?!
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! Where am I? Who's trying to kill me?!
Yo- da- not only that! It makes it harder to see these dudes! [lots of gunshots in the background] I'm at fucking 68 batteries! Agh shite
And I have no headphones plugged in anymore, so I don't know what's coming to attack me!
'Cause I plugged them out out of fuckin' fear!
Oh my pants are so shat right now! C'mon! (x2)
OOOOOOOHHHHH GOD!! (Die x20000)
Oh God thank the Lord of all f- oh why! why the fast dudes?! I hate them!
You almost killed me last time! Okay..you're fine (thanks Jack), you're fine, WE'RE ALL FINE!
Everything is fine (x2) Everything is NOT awesome because I'm NOT part of a team
Right now- OH there's a big fuckin' vagina head comin' down over here
Callin' him vagina head because his head looks like a vagina where his head should be!
It's just a big gapey hole (great mental image) I can't see..
I'm just shoot- I-I don't know where I am hitting him
The fuckin' flare made it harder to see shit! Oooh noo
[multiple gunshots] Why?(x5)
Oh fuck nuts [multiple gunshots] Oohh fuck nuts
Oh thank God! I did it! Oh God I'm amazing!
I have fuck all flashlight left though and I am very low on health.
EHH! Go away! Go away! Is this- UUGGHH! [singing] Is this the end?
[still singing] Close your eyes and count to..[singing stops] SHITE! Did I do it?
I can't hear anything! I need- ugh! Just making sure..I think that's the end? Oh Jesus!
Where the fuck...is the stupid...
...cable falling outta my headphones! I need to get some wireless headphones. Some bluetooth
headphones just for VR shit [sigh] Oh God. EEAAGGH ITS LOUD
(Take a shot everytime Jack says "Oh God'') [Sigh]
I don't know what you guys are talking about? I didn't panic, that was a... [nervous laughter]
Now I need health but I also need this [talking about flashlight] Now I have no fuckin' batteries for
my flashlight if I- uuhhh- 75 [talking about generator] so this is the last wave
Why is that fire green? These are questions that we might never ever get
answers to.
Fuck. 'kay, moral of the story:
shoot everything lots of times. UUHH THINGS COULD BE GOING BETTER! [riperoni Jack] TURNS OUT, I WILL NOT BE COMING BACK
TO THIS PLACE!
UH, NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!
[bunch o' gunshots]
Please kill him. (x3) FUCK! KILL HIIIM!! NGGAAHHH
GOD! FUCKIN' ASSHOLES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Kali: The emergency lights are on. Get upstairs to the observatory and get me that data. Kali out. (mic drop) Jack: DID I DO IT?
OH! OH! [DANCE PARTY ENGAGE] FUCK YEAH! I DID IT!
I'M THE BEST! OOO! SUCK ON MY ASS! why is the flashlight backwards? that was fucking weird. StOp EUUaaGGh
I'M THE BEST! I'M THE BEST! ALL YOU GUYS CAN SUCK ON MY ASS!
Ohh. That [panting] Damage Taken:
80. OH my god I was 20 away from death. That was so close.
I need a better gun! Yay! I got lots of ammo! God..Fuck me.
LLLAAABBB OBSERVATORY!
Let's do it! Last level! Oh mother of Jesus. It's sweaty as all hell underneath this thing.
SnnOo-It's nothing you guys need to worry about though. It's not smellovision.
Here we go! [ominous Jack oooing] Wait! Backwards? whhYYY?? Why are we backwards for this one?
This doesn't make any sense-The people [Viewers] need to see me over here! [smol Jack voice] this place is spooky..
i don't like it. [gunshot]
Aw, shit. Now I don't have any fucking great upgrades. I have one Molotov. Shite.
Is there any, like, blue things lying around that I can shoot?
Kali: [Inaudible name] This is Kali. [Jack groaning] You got in. Good work. I'm opening a tunnel to that PC.
Kali: Our signal being so weak, there's no way I could download hundreds of gigs of data
Kali, continuing: remotely but I can run that machine from here and download the relevant data to
Kali, continuing part 2: Your drive.
Kali, continuing part 3: Stay safe while I get the transfer going. Over.
Jack: Okay? Kali: Okay, the data transfer has started.
Kali: There's a lot to copy so you're going to have to defend against hostiles. Jack: Of course
I am. Of course I am. Is there gonna be any sort of special hostiles in this one? wheRE ARE THEY EVEN COMING FROM?
IN HERE? Oh God my thing stopped tracking
OH GOD FUCKIN'- DON'T DO THAT TO ME! [two gunshots]
Okay there's one. Oh man, I'm not going to survive this wave!
This sucks! I'm at 74 battery already!
Oh shit
Ugh God! I hate it! I hate it so much!
STAHP IT!
Where? Where?
I'm hearing lots of sounds...
Oh FUCK
Aw, I didn't know you guys could come from down there! Oh SHIT! AAAGGH FUCK! NAANONONO! RELOAD! RELOAD! AAA AAA SONS OF BITCHES! [strangled bear noises]
You want a piece of me?
Ahh! You want a- RELOAD!
WHY DO YOU NOT AUTO RELOAD AND THE END OF EACH FUCKING CLIP? (cause its meant to be realistic, Jack oml)
THIS A BUNCHA BULL****!! [multiple gunshots]
Aw shit. I fucking died.
You know what? That's it. That's it. I'm done for this video. Oh yeah I forgot I was
backwards
I'm done for this video. [whiny child voice] I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN MAN
It's too stressful. In the middle of it you can't see anything. It's incredibly dark inside that thing
-and that was another reason why I couldn't see the blue boxes last time. Ah-
-it's so bright out here. 'Cause when you're in the headset,
everything is pitch black. Like, when you're watching it back in a-
-video, it's a lot easier to see because everything is just a flat 2D image and
you're seeing a brightened up version of it because I have to brighten it up for-
-YouTube so you guys can actually be able to see it but when you're in the headset
It's super fucking dark and it's hard to see anything
and then when the enemies are on top of you, you're like shooting and again in this [referring to VR headset]
everything at distance gets blurry so anything that's not like two feet in
front of your face and I don't think it's a-a case of like needing glasses or
anything
I think it's just a-a downside of VR so far is that the image doesn't look like a
flat image, like when you're watching on YouTube again
you're able to see everything in the distance a lot clearer than I actually
am in the headset so cut me some slack in that regard if I can't see some stuff
that's going on because it's very hard. Also, my view is not exactly what you're
seeing here
so my view is limited like in the headset you can actually see the edges
of the headset so it's like you're looking around like this instead of being able to look [fish gills]
around like this and see everything to the sides of you, too [air traffic director]
so it makes it hard for games like this when they're throwing so much at you
in the dark, at distance, and then I didn't get any more upgrades. Were there- were there
blue boxes that I missed?
Probably.. I didn't see any though. In the first level they were like really hugely
bright and luminous even when the light was off so I thought I'd be able to see
them. I dunno. Anyway, I'll try it again in another video. I'll try the last level again, and we'll -
finish it and see what it's all about (LISTEN TO KALI) and what Brookhaven Experiment has
to offer but for now, thank you guys so much for watching this episode! If you liked it
[punches] PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE... [His outro starts playing "I'm everywhere - TeknoAXE]
LIKE A BOSS!!!! AND high-fives all around *makes high-five noises with his mouth* BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES.. IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[audio from his video "JACKIEBOY MAN RETURNS | Welcome To The Game #2" plays in the background and his outro]
"Believe in yourself!" Is not something I did.. today... .... .... Sad....